January 30, 2012

Stroll Through a Whole Super Dooper Bowl

Come on along with Me & Myself on Sunday dat 5th day of the 2nd month, uh huh like on Sunday February 5th, cuz weeza gonna do the Super Dooper BOWL which means itza da finale footzaball game of the yearl! Catzowey, a ticket is as much as my favorito Furrari EyeTailYun car!   Well, I got  us  fab and free furont row seats, yep uh huh itza fur shure itza gonna be meowvalous  and I'ma leaning on the Stadium railing with a bird's eye view of dat Super Dooper BOWL game.

In my Super Dooper BOWL packet of Instruckshuns, it says "Be purrpared for a hot game"! So I'ma trying out some red peppers to get Me & Myself in the ala hot  & spicy mode!
 Been around Big BOWL's a bunch and a giganticat BOWL izza part of my everyday life for Me & Myself.

If youza wanna has a meowvalous big BOWL experience, I recommends meeting and greeting da MEWScasters - yep uh huh, like dat famoso guy on the field,Terry Bradshaw whooz got no fur on his head! I'ma curious as a cat to know why heeza wearing FOX FOX signs on his suit lapel cuz Me & Myself duzn't see any foxes on the field!   Dumbzabini who gave dat guy a NipTini?

Big BOWL rules of da Super Dooper Bowl game say youza gotta stare down da opponent to get their AhTenZeeOhKnee, so I'm purracticing my stare down stare.  But in da meantime, I wants youza to have a nonCATastrophic week and make it a Super Dooper week.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 23, 2012

Don't Be Draggin During The Year Of The Dragon

Yep uh huh, it's Happy New Years time and I'm gonna catch the fun of the season cuz there's a reason: January 23rd brings the Chinese Lunar New Year, so say "Gung Hay Fat Choy" -  datsa not EyeTailYun but itza Happy New Year! Each year has a wonnerful creature being honored.

This New Year is notta the Year of the Tiger but I'ma roaring to tell youza all about  2012!

Year of the Rabbit isn't arriving for a long time cuz 2011 was the Year of the carrot consuming creature, so arrividerci Signore BunBun.

Stars might be rocking and rolling this year but itza not the Year of The Rock.

Catzowey! It's the Year of the Dragon and it's New Years Eve when
The Year of the Dragon arrives February 4, 2012
Unlike December 31st Mew Years Eve dat has one pawty at midnight,  this Lunar New Year event lasts for weeks so youza don't has to hurry up to get rested and dressed uppa to go out and stay uppa late all in one evening.

Me & Myself was born in 2006, the Year of the DOG so I should be going woofzaloni toss me a baloney and sitting for a bone! Does you and yurself know what Chinese Zodiac Sign youza born under? It'za meowvalous to find out so just CLICK HERE cuz I gotta da whole list for youza right there.

Serious stuff nowza!  AhTenZeeOhKnee puhleeze, just fur a meowment, cuz I wanna menshun my favorito San Franfuncisco 49ers who played a Catzowey year of footzaball. Theyza not going to the Super Dooper Bowl - no big deal! I gotta super dooper bowl in my house that's always filled uppa so come on over for a great Bowl experience. Itza the EyeTailYun hospitality for my finer Niner pals.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty 

January 16, 2012

Climbing Up The Ladder Of Life

Climbing can be Catzowey to climb uppa to where you wanna get to.  Datsa not social climbing, but youza can be social while youza climbing if youza just says HI to folks on yur way up.

It takes supurrbo concentration to climb cuz youza gonna climb uppa and around when both feets gets off the ground for da climbing launch.

Bamzatini! It's easy to get knocked down on the ladder of life, so youza just chills out and takes that abundacatnap to try climbing later.

 When youza wakes uppa from your abundacatnap, check out a fine EyeTailYun wine like Pinot No No Grigio. It might getcha revved uppa and feeling purrky - try it cuz youza might like it.

Purrpondering when to get back climbing dat ladder of life requires energy - like food, so introduce dat Vino to yur favorito Furmaggi (datsa EyeTailYun for cheeses) cuz theyza make a fine combo dat probably makes youza purr too.

Before I can say Catzowey Cheeses Pleases, I'm exhausticatted thinking about how to climb back up on the ladder of life. Oh well, there izza always tomorrow.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 8, 2012

Believe What You See With A Keen Cat Eye

Catzowey my meowster self just completed the 1st whole entire one hundred purrcent week of the 1st week of the MEW Year and I've seen abundacat stuff with my EyeTailYun cat eyes. Gonna shares some of the 1st week feline fun with youza, but nobody else, just youza.

Holy Cannoli I donned my Man Cat hard hat when Me & Myself toured the deep intricat underground interiors of the San Franfunicsco Chunnel datsa under construction here in The City by the Bay. I declare itza notta seismocat earthquake proof!

It'za short 1st  week of the MEW Year, but my cat eyes were open and I think I saw a Purrrade pass Me & Myself by, and we had no time to say hi or goodbye cuz theyza zipping by.

Itza fur shure in all my 9 Lives,  I wished I wazn't an Oscar Mayer Wiener, but I did wished I  wazza driving dat wonnerful Wienermobile and bamzatini I sees it happened - itz da power of the meowster mind dat makes stuff happen. Yep uh huh datza Me & Myself driving and striving to be a hot diggity dog in the Wienermobile on the Streets of San Franfuncisco! And check out da giganticat weenies on bigster buns in the background! Now datsa way to start da MEW year in fine feline fun fashion. Psssst - this izza no cocktail sausage sized small Smart car!

I see THE END  has come to a meowvalous 1st week of the Mew Year!

Wishing youza a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 1, 2012

Oh One - Oh One Already!

Catzowey! Itza Oh One Oh One and datza the 1st day of our MEW Year this year, and there's no better way to start this year then by hugging a furiend and getting hugged back!

Me & Myself heard if youza starts out yur Oh One Oh One day a purrticular way, the whole year gonna be the same -so I opted for being relaxacatted on Oh One Oh One.  So my paws are crossed my entire 2012 gonna be relaxing, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

No MEW Years resolushuns coming frum Me & Myself! Nope youza not gonna hear us purrromising to do more leg lifts or catasthetics, but .....

I can purrromise abundacat sparkling surprises with The Guido Gazette. It's always a great way to start your day the Guido way, so now youza starting your MEW Year that way!

Happy 2012 and here's hoping it's a nonCATastrophic one,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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