Don't Be Draggin During The Year Of The Dragon

Yep uh huh, it's Happy New Years time and I'm gonna catch the fun of the season cuz there's a reason: January 23rd brings the Chinese Lunar New Year, so say "Gung Hay Fat Choy" -  datsa not EyeTailYun but itza Happy New Year! Each year has a wonnerful creature being honored.

This New Year is notta the Year of the Tiger but I'ma roaring to tell youza all about  2012!

Year of the Rabbit isn't arriving for a long time cuz 2011 was the Year of the carrot consuming creature, so arrividerci Signore BunBun.

Stars might be rocking and rolling this year but itza not the Year of The Rock.

Catzowey! It's the Year of the Dragon and it's New Years Eve when
The Year of the Dragon arrives February 4, 2012

Unlike December 31st Mew Years Eve dat has one pawty at midnight,  this Lunar New Year event lasts for weeks so youza don't has to hurry up to get rested and dressed uppa to go out and stay uppa late all in one evening.

Me & Myself was born in 2006, the Year of the DOG so I should be going woofzaloni toss me a baloney and sitting for a bone! Does you and yurself know what Chinese Zodiac Sign youza born under? It'za meowvalous to find out so just CLICK HERE cuz I gotta da whole list for youza right there.

Serious stuff nowza!  AhTenZeeOhKnee puhleeze, just fur a meowment, cuz I wanna menshun my favorito San Franfuncisco 49ers who played a Catzowey year of footzaball. Theyza not going to the Super Dooper Bowl - no big deal! I gotta super dooper bowl in my house that's always filled uppa so come on over for a great Bowl experience. Itza the EyeTailYun hospitality for my finer Niner pals.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty 

A Very Vehement Vegetable

Arriverderci Summer, translates to my meowster self no longer slumbering in abundacat summer sun-rays. But behold - meowvalous miracles are on the horizon for this Fall season, and I'm not talking reality TV, like Prancing With The Stars or DesPURRat Housewives!

Consider this convivial cat chat announcing the arrival of the chokes! Catzowey it's artichoke season - and beyond any cat's 9 lives, the spindly critters (which come from CATStroville California) could become a natural & politicatically correct weapon for our nation if targeted proPURRly. They roll and you could probably bowl a PURRfect strike with one. Oh yeah, ya might have a catastrophic moment in peeling the spiney leaves, definicatly - so be sure tp protect your delicat paws while trying to grab and not be stabbed. Chokes are everywhere now -not just in the market. See for yourself this out of control veggie du giorno nearly flattened me, your favorito Italian Kitty. My whiskers winced, I was silenced and it jolted me and my Italian 'tude' from a day-long catnap! Hummm, humbled by a run-a-way artichoke?
Eoww and Meow! I don't recommend pouncing on a run-a-way artichoke that's in roll and bowl mode!

What else to do but join the Choke Patrol.My kitty crystal ball says "This mighty meowster will issue citations to any meowlicious out-of-control artichokes who disturb my pawsatively purrfect catnaps".


Ciao & Meow and don't let your artichokes take control of you!
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty