Always And Only In San Franfuncisco!

Catzowey! I'ma tickled pink to be cat chatting bout being at the San Franfuncisco Pride Purrade on Sunday June 24 cuz Me & Myself got Purrrride galore. PAWSatively stepping out for this giganticat event izza sparkly moment!

That Spider Man greeted and meeted me and myself but our colors clashed and I thought I may crash if his wired self dropped my smitten kitten self! Psssst - dontcha wonder how he get's thru airport security in dat suit?

Snickerdy Doodlecat! I found non-organicat treats galore and did da Ummy Yummy in my Tummy routine! Tricks with Twix and snickering at the Snickers! Catozwey life is funtasticat!

Look out! Heidi from the land 'O yodels is out and about at the Purrade and sheeza happy to see me as she duz dat Pretzel & Meowster balancing act! Oh Yodel Hey Hee Ho, I sees Heidi on a TeeVee show!

Nowza MEOWza weeza  cat chatting purrfectly with seeing dat cat on the hat at the PAWS beverage booth where Me & Myself wazza volunteering and cheering the purrrrchasers to have anudder Meowgarita, a My My MaiTai or a Tommy Not In Bahama or even a Catmopolitan! Tips puhleeze cuz yep uh huh, we kitty's LUV tips!

If youza curious as a cat to wonder how many paws does it takes to operate a fun raising out of this world Beverage Booth at Pride San Fran - well here you go - abundacatically, fur shure it takes a lotsa PAWS !

Ciao & Meow from San Franfuncisco and wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

San Fran Friends Bridge The Birthday Gap

Catzowey! It's so so so yummy that birthdays are made for sharing with furiends and this weekend, I shared my "Super 6th"  meowvalous birthday with The Golden Gate Bridge on her 75th birthday, cuz we're San Franfuncisco neighbors. It wazza Golden meowment fur us meeting and greeting here in the City by the Bay.

 Me & Myself wazza inspecatacatting all the angles of this birthday gal and I can report dat sheeza sturdy fur shure at 75 years yungun, and don't you be curious as a cat wondering if sheeza having a 100th - yep uh huh she will.

Everybody was out n' about barking up a storm at the Bridge's Birthday festival  to wish the birthday bridge a doggone fab 75th birthday. And people were waving to me too, saying "Happy meowvalous birthday Guido!" I just blushed alot and hoped my fur didn't frizz at the beach on my birthday weekend.

Bamzatini! Just as Me & Myself were kicking back on the Beach in front of the Golden Gate Bridge for a sunny sandy catnap with 4 paws relaxacatted in the warm sand, up up uppa in the sky was this meowsage in skywriting language. WOWza MEOWza! Now that's a stylish  birthday card that's postage free furever with no postage increases!

 Catzowey! Dats my lil brofur "Grazie" checking the Golden Gate Bridge from his inky dinky purrrspective - everybody was into or onto The Bridge this weekend cuz itza the meowvalous thing to do here in San Franfuncisco.

Didja know the Golden Gate Bridge was the looooongest Suspension Bridge on our Planet until 1964 and I wasn't born then, but yep uh huh, itza fur shure statisticatical stuff. Pssst there is no test on questions after this so relaxacat and enjoy!  And the Golden Gate Bridge is not painted gold, but itza painted International Orange and youza can make dat color too with yur meowgical crayons.

Mostest impurrtant event of this weekend is my thanking the famoso Mark Rogers of Mark Rogers Photography for putting me on the Bridge for her birthday! Heeza my speshule pawsatively purrfecto photographer who captures me in places that in all my 9 lives I never ever imagined!  Here's Me & Myself and Mark having a man cat moment - yep uh huh we guys have a golden connection fur shure.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and hoping it's a golden week for you!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On A Meowvalous Galaxy

Catzowey! Better than riding the Milky Way is being in the Galaxy's big Catmeowsphere, yep uh huh!  I'm not spaced out or having a lunar eclipse meowment.  I just really knows a great Galaxy when I sees one and it's the infamous Jackson Galaxy

  Famoso guys like us likes to meet and greet in San Franfuncisco, and Signore Galaxy had Me & Myself stars struck over his meowvalous new book CAT DADDY

Dontcha just wanna faint seeing us doing the Man Cat hugzatini thing? Undoubtedly Jackson izza purring fur shure! Me & Myself assures you dat I'ma not trying out for Jackson's TeeVee show My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet cuz I'ma angelicat fur shure, yep uh huh.

Got my meowster manners revved up cuz I wanna sees Signore Galaxy rata-tat-tat "Guido" on that giganticat arm!

May 26th I turns "Super Six" and I'ma begging fur prezzies! Fur shure, YOU can give me the mostest meowvalous prezzie and itza environmentally propurr gift cuz no gift wrapping needed. My Super Six Birthday Wishes List Is Here

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Only In San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! Me & Myself wants to meow Buon Giorno from the City by the Bay. So say hooray for meeting and greeting in a meowvalous way.

 Purrpondering what's in dat giganticat goody bag! Purrhaps it's got a little cable car trying to climb half way tooza the stars OR maybe a CalEyeFurKneeYah here I comes surprise, OR maybe even a ticket to da "24 hours to devour Seafoodz Buffay!

Seafoodz is the spice of life - like Pasghetti & Meatballs and I luvs luvs luvs the San Franfunicsco local Dungenese Crab like in da Crabbie Cioppino and on da  Crab Crostini and Crab thizza and Crab thatza. You can't ever be crabby when youza dining on  the Dungenese so be happy.

Relatively speaking, da Lobster izza relative of da crab so if youza cannot find a Dungenese crab than youza can hug a lobster and still feels full of love and contentacat.

How do youza spell "contentacat"? O-A-T-M-E-A-L  the meal I luvs when Me & Myself is not indulging in da shell filled crustaceans. Oatmeal izza comfurting but itza not made in San Francisco like my favorito "Mice A Roni the San Francisco treat" Youza gonna be humming the Mice A Roni jingle all day after you clicks on that!

Itza fur shure, youza can always leave yur heart in San Francisco - I have mine here so come on over and join me & myself!

Wishing youza the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping you sneaks in an inky dinky catnap!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Catzowey! I'm Fit To Be Tied

Can you hear Me & Myself? You got to hear I got a new speshule TIE to wear to a very speshule OKshun and I'm not doing the purrrcrastination!

My TIE and Me went to the San Franfuncisco SPCA to get honored for my 5 years, yep uh huh, 5 giganticat years on the job in Animal Assisted Therapy. Itza speshule OKshun and honor so why not dress up and wear a speshule deeziner Tie -  kinda like a  Jerry Garcia styled Tie!

 Me & Myself and our deeziner TIE got so so so ecstaticat bout this honor that we all passed out!

 But then I purrked back uppa in my Deeziner TIE from the fabucatulous pet boutique CHEENGOO, and felt meowvalously stylish - pssst ... can I tells you a secret? Ok, shhh dontcha tell anybody but I wazza the only cat in a deeziner TIE at the pawty - purrobably the only cat too!

Holy Cannoli! Time to celebrate the honors so Me & Myself took the Staff out and about in San Franfuncisco and ran into ABC's Spencer Christian - Catzowey he held me purrrfectly and fur shure, I told him I liked his deeziner TIE! 

I wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week and dontcha bother with having to wear a TIE cuz life is just Catzowey being meowvalously funtasticat and TIE free!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Lean Into The Green On Earth Day

 Sometimes I gets choked up thinking about Mother Earth.   Weeza all celebrating her on April 22nd cuz thatza the mostest pawsative day to celebrate Earth Day which izza all about being smart with your heart, and green while trash lean.

Here izza my favorito way to recyle da paper - Me & Myself opens da giftie then we plays for days and years and we cheers Hoorayzatini in dat nice paper. That's recycling at its best - yep uh huh, itza fur shure that's recycling which makes Mother Earth purr.

 Definitely itza not true the grass is greener on the other side of dat fence! I loves my organicat grass on MY side of da fence and itza naturally furiendly and fertilized purrsonally, of course in an organicat way.

If youza feeling way too politicatically green, youza can get ahead by getting into red organicat tomatoes which are gonna rock yur paws to the next Meowlinium or knocks ya down to da linoleum.

 Me & Myself wishes youza a PAWsative and  nonCATastrophic week,  and cheers to purrtecting our Mother Earth whooza the bestest Landlord in the whole world.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Who Relaxes When It's Time For Taxes?

Basta Pasta! Nobody I knows izza ecstaticat to see Tax Time arrive! So just like youza, Me & Myself izza doing the mathacatical stuff at the finale meowment. Itza fur shure, there's no relaxing and itza super taxing on my catnap time.

Purrpondering where to find dat ON button can cause a giganticat hiss fit.

Give Me & Myself an ol' ancient Abacus any time, cuz it's more fun than my catucalulator.

 If yur old fashioned never-fails-Abacus is out of order, and  purrhaps that EveReady bunny battery is sluffing in yur Catucalulator, then just revert to counting numbers on yur paw cuz that works fur shure.

When all else fails, purrrtend your battery is dead and hope the Taxing Taxman gets sauced, then lost and tossed in da litter box.

Wishing YOU a purrticularly nonCATastrophic week and hope it's funtaxtic!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

My Easter Bonnet With All Da Stuff Upon It

 SirPrize! 

Youza purrobably just fainted and falled into yur carrot soufle cuz The Guido Gazette izza 1 day earlier than normal. Only cuz Me & Myself wants to say Buon Pasqua tooza youza.  Datsa EyeTailYun for Happy Easter - or just wanting to say Catzowey tooza wonnerful you! 

Got dat hat and now whatza almost better than a Holy Cannoli?  Coloring da Easter eggies while keeping da paws tidy whitey.

EGGstaticat bout coloring these and then gonna be tossing a few on the floor to play an EGGcelent hockey game.

If youza gets carried away with yur paint set, well then itza no yoke dat youza gonna have a giganticat sized & very colorful omelette the next day, and the day  after that next day, and purrobably a few more days after that!

Me & Myself luvs Easter cuz itza the only day of the year that I lends an ear to help my pal the Easter Fun Bunny, cuz weeza gotta lotta egg deliveries to do in our hood and deliveries of hugs too.

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week and psssst .... try to squeeze in an extra catnap!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Stay Calm While I Read Your Palm

Believe it when I tells you, April 1st 2012 wazza not only April Food's Day (oopsatini I means April Fool's Day!) but also da Palm Sunday. And I got my palms all calm and ready to read yur palm too. 

Hmmmzatini, yep uh huh itza fur shure, youza gonna have a nonCATastrophic week and a purrfecto Good FurEyeDay!

And if Me & Myself can't read yur palm then let us checks out yur ears!

Speaking of ears -  I hears da giganticat ears dude is arriving, so Me & Myself are both taking abundacatnaps. Gotta get rested to be a watch-cat for those fuzzy wuzzies who's gonna be hopping into town this week cuz weeza hears Easter izza on its way! 

Wearing my wise disguise - nobody ever gonna thinks itza Me & Myself waiting in wait for dat hipster hopping Easter bunbun ! I'll read his palm,  all 4 of them, yep uh huh, itza fur shure!

Happy Meowvalous Week tooza youza,  and youza gotta makes it a nonCATastrophic one too.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

How Old Is March 5th?

 

Catzowey! March 5th is older than Me & Myself and its gotta lotta historicatical events. So get yur cup of Catpuccino and hang out cuz weeza gonna march through March 5th! 

 In da Year 1461 King Henry VI got sacked in da War of the Roses (do youza think his roses garden was growing organicat Nip too?)

On March 5th in 1558, yep uh huh itza fur shure, smoking wazza invented in Europe! Oh I luvs my EyeTailYun seegars.

Waaay back in Year Zero theyza loaded uppa The Noah's Arc with all the animals in pairs, and I'ma pawsative it wazza on March 5th - yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Me & Myself izza exhausticatted from remembering all da things that happened on March 5th, so I'ma gonna catnap before March 6th arrives.  Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty