Party With Guido In A PAWStastic Way Tomorrow and Today

Catzowey! Me and Myself dressing up in my party hat and my favorito deeziner TIe.
Feeling so so so fine cuz ...

I'm turning  9 on 26th of May. Hoorayzatini let's share a niptini.

I'm not gonna monkey around or run round and round the bush.
BUT
I am gonna beg YOU for the perfecto Birthday present. 

Look into my EyeTailYun eyes and then look into
my Happy Birthday Guido present list 

It's PAWStastic cuz I'm begging, yup uh huh I'm begging you to give just $1 
for each year my paws been purring on the Planet. 
That donation goes right to my pals at PAWS  - Pets Are Wonderful Support

Pssst  - I'm partying with the PAWS Staff cuz they do 
meowvalous work helping seniors and sick folks never ever give up 
their pets.
Abundacat thanks to  NUENA Photography for my PAWStastic
birthday pics

Being fine and turning  nine is a big deal for my big Mancat self and my Staff too

Wishing YOU a non Catastrophic week & make it PAWStastic too
Ciao & Meow !

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Wah Whoo! I'm Not Two

Catzowey! Me & Myself got your attention cuz youza thinking it's my 2nd birthday but nope that's just my yummy birthday cake way back when I wazza two years yungun!

Fur shure let's get dat bottle of bubbles ready cuz Me & Myself izza gonna be celebrating a meowvalous milestone.

Didja know the bestest gift doesn't have to be dressed up in pawty paper but if itza yur birthday youza should be dressed up in the pawty mode. Yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Catzowey! I'm ready and dressed up in my golden deeziner pawty hat for my 4th annual PAWSatively Happy Birthday Guido FUN fund raiser for Pets Are Wonderful Support.  It's the great org helping Seniors and the ill folks not have to give up their pets cuz PAWS helps the anipals stay with them at home.  PAWS brings the food to their house, shampooches the pooch (pssst we meowsters don't do dat beauty rootine) and volunteers walk the dog and take the pet to the Vet even if the anipal is feathered or furry. Yep uh huh PAWS rocks and even purrrvides toys, medicines and food from their food bank - all to the persons and pets in need.  

 Me and the Staff gonna be ecstaticats and sending smiles across da miles to YOU on my Super 7th Birthday if youza helps ME help PAWS with a donation. So give ME and Myself the purrfecto Happy Super 7th Birthday present!

CLICK RIGHT HERE TO DONATE IN HONOR OF ME!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week & a PAWSative week too,

Ciao &Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hey! It's Meowvalous May

MAY is MY month! Yep uh huh, it's my month to strut my EyeTailYun stuff and youza probably curious as a cat to know why I'ma wearing my Catzowey hat and deeziner glasses.

 

 Cuz Me & Myself looking over to the right side for the right event which we thinks is coming uppa sooner than the Blue Moon will rise and datza no surprise!

 

 Back atcha pal! Now I thinks you needs to know something more Meowvalous izza happening this month! Should I tells you?

 

 If you and yourself looks exacticatically into my Cat Eyes I may tell ya about the PAWSatively meowvalous May event coming up ... look closely, can you see any hints? Then post yur "what YOU thinks is happening in Meowvalous May" as a comment. 

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic and meowvalous week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Always And Only In San Franfuncisco!

Catzowey! I'ma tickled pink to be cat chatting bout being at the San Franfuncisco Pride Purrade on Sunday June 24 cuz Me & Myself got Purrrride galore. PAWSatively stepping out for this giganticat event izza sparkly moment!

That Spider Man greeted and meeted me and myself but our colors clashed and I thought I may crash if his wired self dropped my smitten kitten self! Psssst - dontcha wonder how he get's thru airport security in dat suit?

Snickerdy Doodlecat! I found non-organicat treats galore and did da Ummy Yummy in my Tummy routine! Tricks with Twix and snickering at the Snickers! Catozwey life is funtasticat!

Look out! Heidi from the land 'O yodels is out and about at the Purrade and sheeza happy to see me as she duz dat Pretzel & Meowster balancing act! Oh Yodel Hey Hee Ho, I sees Heidi on a TeeVee show!

Nowza MEOWza weeza  cat chatting purrfectly with seeing dat cat on the hat at the PAWS beverage booth where Me & Myself wazza volunteering and cheering the purrrrchasers to have anudder Meowgarita, a My My MaiTai or a Tommy Not In Bahama or even a Catmopolitan! Tips puhleeze cuz yep uh huh, we kitty's LUV tips!

If youza curious as a cat to wonder how many paws does it takes to operate a fun raising out of this world Beverage Booth at Pride San Fran - well here you go - abundacatically, fur shure it takes a lotsa PAWS !

Ciao & Meow from San Franfuncisco and wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Turning 5 = 37 In Human Years! Holy Cannoli!

 All my life I've been waiting to turn Fab Five and CATZOWEY this is thee week itza happening (Mighty Meatzaballs! Didn't get Raptured so I can have my Birthday pawty! Hoorayzatini).   I thought while I'm still 4 plus a little more (like 4 and 7/8's), I'm gonna take you down my smitten kitten memory fotos lane before I furgets what I used to be looking like.   Is it true dat 5 in meowster years makes me 37 in da hooman years? That means I gotta catch up with voting and start acting like a mature meowster. 

Climbing up up uppa is still my favorito aerobicat exercise cuz I likes da birds eye view of stuff specially when I'm climbing Mount Chairamanjaro! This is me at 62 days yungun ... I finally grew into my ears!

Ole and hooray for having doggone good furiends! Billy the Chihauhaha was my first AyaCarumbacat Taco Bell dog pal for a play date. Holy Cannoli look at my tail! Itza got da puffies like a double cream filled Cannoli! Where's my deeziner defrizz cream?

One day right befur my EyeTailYun eyes, Catzowey I turned 2!

When I turned 3 even faster,  I flew to Hollywood on a jet to shmooze da Stars - here's me and Chuck Woolery on the TeeVee film set.  I'ma just checking out his Man Tan makeup -  of course I opticatted not to wear that stuff and go the more meowvalous nachural look but Chuck is Chuck and I am EyeTailYun!

Itza UNFORGETTABLE meowment when I turned 4 and the oh-so-purrty Natalie Cole was holding me amongst her bling while getting ready to sing. Ohhh that wiggled my whiskers & I was waiting for more while I was still 4.

You can get my whiskers wiggling and  have me hugging yur HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIDO giftie by clicking HERE, cuz it'll take sensayshunal you right over to my Birthday wish list which is PAWSatively cool. No nip toys or mounds of meatballs or holy cannoli cakes is gonna make me purr like YOU donating just an inky dinky dollar or a vacayshun Euro to my furiends at "Pets Are Wonderful Support".


Can youza help me have the happiest fabuloso 5th birthday?  Sure ya can and check out my Happy Birthday Guido Meter! Cuz itza on the rise.

Wishing you a fantasticat super dooper nonCATastrophic week


Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

SAY HEY On A Day In May!

Ever wonder where the term "Say Hey!" started? I do and I'ma gonna tells ya .. my very own San Franfunciscan ball catching pal, Willie Mays made  this Say Hey saying famoso. FurEyeDay May 6th, yep uh huh in 2011, me and myself went to Willie's Say Hey 80th Birthday Pawty at da Giganticats Ballpark - yep uh huh, me and a catzillion others paying tribute and pawtying with  wonnerful Willie. 

Stylish Say Hey pawty hats were given to us - theyza diverse, convertible and reversible. Wearing it this way is purrfecto for golfing or mousing on 9 hole greens.

Meowvalous to be with the aMAYSing Birthday Boy in his BOX when I stretched so much during the 7th Inning Stretch I passed out and catnapped.

Itza fur shure May is the month of birthdays fur Willie Mays AND Me & Myself. WOWza MEOWza I'ma turning 75 years more yungun than Willie and our birthdays izza just 20 days apart. Getting revved and wrapped uppa to celebrate my milestone like he did - hey itza like turning 21 in human years only I'ma not graduating from da Mewniversity. 

Youza only turns fab feline 5 once in yur life, and before I turns 6, youza can tickle me pink and say
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIDO" 
The bestest gift youza can give me (and it duzn't gotta be wrapped up so itza Environmentally correctacat) is a donayshun for PAWS "Pets Are Wonderful Support" cuz theyza helps Seniors (theyza not old, theyza mature) and ill humans keep pets in their home when theyza can't take care of the pet - cuz PAWS sends volunteers to bathe yur pooch, bring free pet foods for the pantry, play hide n' seek with your kitty, take the dog fur a walk and take Miss Meowster to the dreaded Vet! Yep uh huh, PAWS is doggone meowvalous and theyza just opened up in New Yawk City!

Dontcha keep me dangling wondering bout my HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIDO  purresent.
Pssst, come close cuz I gotta secret....youza can give just $1 for every one of my 5 years on this catzowey planet and dat really makes my whiskers wiggle and then I can get down from dangling and have a catasticat birthday pawty!

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Getting To The Wedding On Royal Soil

Of course Me and Myself were in London town for the Royal Wedding and catzowey I was purrivelaged to have my paws behind the scenes with loyal Royal security and top dogs. Checking out the bride's tingling Tiara was the thrill of all my 9 lives - itza da real bling thing fur shure!

Scotland Yards Guards gave me a job - inspectacat the Tiara  - from all sides uppa and downza.

Holy Cannoli! Imagine being the Tiara Transportation Meownager for the rehearsal at Westminstercat Abbey, yep uh huh like the night befur the big day. Without a doubtacat I wazza eyeballing da ancient mice under da Pews, as I purrranced royally and loyally down dat looooong aisle (transpurrting the Tiara of course!).

Itza fur shure the well groomed and a few doomed-dressed wedding guests had abundacat rodents racing around their ankles on the wedding day cuz The Abbey duzn't have a house cat. Hey... there's herds of purebred royal mices in da Abbey with lineage longer than the aisle! Now this guest's couture izza politicatically correct - repurrsenting our fine feathered furiends, our doggone good pooch pals and we meowvalous meowsters.

Time for tally ho, cheerio and HOORAY cuz itza May, my birthday month and I'ma in da pawty mode feeling feline festive fur shure cuz I'ma only turning 5 once.  Are youza curious as a cat to know what I PAWSatively wants for my birthday? Click yur paw right here to see
Guido's PAWSative Birthday Wish List

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty