2013 Is Measuring UP

 Catzowey and happy MEW Year cuz I thinks this year izza measuring up just fine.

Nothing more meowvalous than a Man Cat having a Shop Basics Man Cat Tool Bag - itza  got abundacat deeziner tools inside and I got mine ready so I can keep measuring up the MEW year while fooling and tooling around!

 Figuring out my tools and tooling around makes me exhaustacatted so I bridge the gap with a Catnap.

WOWZA MEOWZA - Me & My EyeTailYun self izza rested (and thanks goodness not arrested) from figuring out my Man Cat Tools bag, and now I wanna do the salootay patootay and say cheers to my favorito 4-letter word! YEP uh huh itza fur shure, (youza shocked right?)  Cuz I luvs luvs luvs my favorito 4-letter word which is  ......

 YOLO - datza my favorito 4-letter word and YOLO izza my brofur whooza crossed over The Rainbow Bridge on February 12, 2012 and heeza my favorito 4-letter word in the world! AND would youza ever believe YOLO izza world-wide favorito word? YEP UH HUH! Here's why........

 YOLO izza acronym for "You ONLY Live Once" and itza voted #6 in the worldwide competition for WORD of the YEAR 2012! Go YOLO go! And let's raise a paw for our pals at YOLO County SPCA where my brofur YOLO came from (pssst, and my new lil brofur Grazie comes from too) . So you see, YOLO is a great meowvalous funtasticat 4-letter word! Sometimes, 4-letter words can surprise you!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Always And Only In San Franfuncisco!

Catzowey! I'ma tickled pink to be cat chatting bout being at the San Franfuncisco Pride Purrade on Sunday June 24 cuz Me & Myself got Purrrride galore. PAWSatively stepping out for this giganticat event izza sparkly moment!

That Spider Man greeted and meeted me and myself but our colors clashed and I thought I may crash if his wired self dropped my smitten kitten self! Psssst - dontcha wonder how he get's thru airport security in dat suit?

Snickerdy Doodlecat! I found non-organicat treats galore and did da Ummy Yummy in my Tummy routine! Tricks with Twix and snickering at the Snickers! Catozwey life is funtasticat!

Look out! Heidi from the land 'O yodels is out and about at the Purrade and sheeza happy to see me as she duz dat Pretzel & Meowster balancing act! Oh Yodel Hey Hee Ho, I sees Heidi on a TeeVee show!

Nowza MEOWza weeza  cat chatting purrfectly with seeing dat cat on the hat at the PAWS beverage booth where Me & Myself wazza volunteering and cheering the purrrrchasers to have anudder Meowgarita, a My My MaiTai or a Tommy Not In Bahama or even a Catmopolitan! Tips puhleeze cuz yep uh huh, we kitty's LUV tips!

If youza curious as a cat to wonder how many paws does it takes to operate a fun raising out of this world Beverage Booth at Pride San Fran - well here you go - abundacatically, fur shure it takes a lotsa PAWS !

Ciao & Meow from San Franfuncisco and wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Holly Jolly & By Golly It's That Time!

Deck the halls with boughs of Catnip,

Fa la la la la ...  well that's it!

Tis the Season to be meowvalously jolly,

No I'm not thinking about that Holly by golly.

Fa La La and Ho Ho Ho,

I thinks weeza should be singing "Weeza FOG'd In So Let It Snow!"

I hears da silver & red bells chiming ringy dingy ding dong,

Hey do youza knows a CATZOWEY Christmas Song?

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bells rock,

I wonders what Santy Paws izza putting in my EyeTailYun sock!

It's a fine time to go riding in dat one horse sleigh

But Me & Myself purrfurrs to say....

Buon Natale (datsa EyeTailYun!) & warm jingling jungle bell wishes tooza youza

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty & Staff