Got My Paws Read For Futuristicat Stuff

Catzowey! Monday the 26th of May,2014 Me & MYself turns Great 8.

So I visited a PAW Reader to find out terrificat stuff the future holds fur Me & MYself. Things looking pawsatively fing-tastic!

PAW reader says do not puts my 2 lips upon Tulips (hazardous to our meowster selves) and dontza frown with a Tulip Crown.

Meowvalous when the PAW Reader says Me & MYself gonna has an UNFORGETTABLE moment and bamzatini I do with Natalie Cole! Itza FUNtastic looking thru her earring and thinking what's she gonna sing to Me & MYself.  Pssst ...  I did not sing to her "when the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie itza amore!" Hee Hee!

 Next on the PAW Reader "Happy Great 8 Birthday Guido" list is.. 

going more GREEN in my Great 8 year AND Fine 9 too! Datza funtastic news cuz WE all gotta be purrtecting our Mother Earth and doing composting and recycling to the meowximum. Yep uh huh itza for sure GREEN is supreme!

 Theyza says the future is feline finer with fresh fruits so I gots a delivery of organicatnip nanas from CalEyeFurKneeYah of course and I'm Happy!

Dat PAW Reader says itza OK to look at things from a different purrrrspective every now and then or then and now too.

Holy Cannoli!  Me & MYself turning GREAT 8!

Abundacat cheers to a nonCATastrophic week for you & 

wishing you a purrrfecto week full of PAWSative things.

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Time To Give Statistacat Stats

Catzowey! Every now and yesterday Me & Myself thinks it's the purrfecto time to give you stats - like statistacat stats.

Fur shure I have shown my EyeTailYun tongue more than, well more than I can count. And my tongue is tied trying to count how many times I looks like this in my 7 years on da Planet.

And you betcha that Me & Myself reads the mewspaper every morning cuz if we don't we gets that sepurrration anxiety attack from da paper.

 Statistacatically speaking,  you're probably curious as a cat to know if I do my aerobicat exercises every day. Yep uh huh, doing it daily for past 7 years, so you can say I been doing cardiocat exercises 2,555 times and will hit 2,556 tomorrow.

Tin Pan Alley is always a challenge but I visits it every day to check on it being organized - so statisticatically speaking, I have been organzing a catzillion pots and pans all my life and they're still a mess.

Itza fur shure that everyday I shreds anything that's private.

So here's wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Wah Whoo! I'm Not Two

Catzowey! Me & Myself got your attention cuz youza thinking it's my 2nd birthday but nope that's just my yummy birthday cake way back when I wazza two years yungun!

Fur shure let's get dat bottle of bubbles ready cuz Me & Myself izza gonna be celebrating a meowvalous milestone.

Didja know the bestest gift doesn't have to be dressed up in pawty paper but if itza yur birthday youza should be dressed up in the pawty mode. Yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Catzowey! I'm ready and dressed up in my golden deeziner pawty hat for my 4th annual PAWSatively Happy Birthday Guido FUN fund raiser for Pets Are Wonderful Support.  It's the great org helping Seniors and the ill folks not have to give up their pets cuz PAWS helps the anipals stay with them at home.  PAWS brings the food to their house, shampooches the pooch (pssst we meowsters don't do dat beauty rootine) and volunteers walk the dog and take the pet to the Vet even if the anipal is feathered or furry. Yep uh huh PAWS rocks and even purrrvides toys, medicines and food from their food bank - all to the persons and pets in need.  

 Me and the Staff gonna be ecstaticats and sending smiles across da miles to YOU on my Super 7th Birthday if youza helps ME help PAWS with a donation. So give ME and Myself the purrfecto Happy Super 7th Birthday present!

CLICK RIGHT HERE TO DONATE IN HONOR OF ME!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week & a PAWSative week too,

Ciao &Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

The French Quarter & 4 Quarters Of Fun

Whatza CATZOWEY in New Oh-Leans?  Big Beignets in The French Quarter and Purrfecto Pralines that makes my whiskers wiggle. My EyeTailYun lean self is in New-Oh-Leans for the Super Dooper Bowl, and wearing my stylish Fedora cuz I may get to be a sporting sports catster on FOXEY TeeVee. Gotta looks dapper cat when on the job! If youza curious as a cat to know, my hat was custom deezined for me by the global Hat Deeziner Zeus of ZK Cat Couture

During the 2nd quarter I'm donning this hat when I sits next to purrsons from down South in Australia. Love my  Jacaru Aussie hat & Oh-So-Aussie-Scarf. Gonna say "G'day my finer Niner matey furiends!"

 3rd Quarter Me & Myself  gonna be in the Press Box with the EyeTailYun Press, so taking along my Oh Solo Mio Pizzeria EyeTailYun deeziner hat by "Gianni FurSocksy."  Basta Pasta!  There's NO Pasghetti & Meatzaballs bowls at the Super Dooper Bowl but we gots Beignets & Pralines!

 4th Quarter and just in time for the big win (psssst... Go Niners GO!) gonna be wearing my Goods Luck Hat!

My cat eyes gonna see a Super Dooper Bowl of fun during the 4 quarters on Sunday February 3rd. Purrhaps youza curious as a cat to know how many catzillion pounds of Guacamole are consumed worldwide during the 4 quarters near the French Quarter? Well get your bowl of chips ready and CLICK right here for EYE OPENING funtasticat Super Bowl Trivia Facts!

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week and make it a SUPER DOOPER week!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

2013 Is Measuring UP

 Catzowey and happy MEW Year cuz I thinks this year izza measuring up just fine.

Nothing more meowvalous than a Man Cat having a Shop Basics Man Cat Tool Bag - itza  got abundacat deeziner tools inside and I got mine ready so I can keep measuring up the MEW year while fooling and tooling around!

 Figuring out my tools and tooling around makes me exhaustacatted so I bridge the gap with a Catnap.

WOWZA MEOWZA - Me & My EyeTailYun self izza rested (and thanks goodness not arrested) from figuring out my Man Cat Tools bag, and now I wanna do the salootay patootay and say cheers to my favorito 4-letter word! YEP uh huh itza fur shure, (youza shocked right?)  Cuz I luvs luvs luvs my favorito 4-letter word which is  ......

 YOLO - datza my favorito 4-letter word and YOLO izza my brofur whooza crossed over The Rainbow Bridge on February 12, 2012 and heeza my favorito 4-letter word in the world! AND would youza ever believe YOLO izza world-wide favorito word? YEP UH HUH! Here's why........

 YOLO izza acronym for "You ONLY Live Once" and itza voted #6 in the worldwide competition for WORD of the YEAR 2012! Go YOLO go! And let's raise a paw for our pals at YOLO County SPCA where my brofur YOLO came from (pssst, and my new lil brofur Grazie comes from too) . So you see, YOLO is a great meowvalous funtasticat 4-letter word! Sometimes, 4-letter words can surprise you!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Rocking & Stocking My Tree With Me

There's a reason itza da Season to jingle and mingle all the way down the hall, and with a LaLaLasagna sized colorful ball! Itza da bizziest time of the year, but didja ever stop for a meowment to thinks about how bizzi Santy Paws' workshop is now? Theyza cranking out Silver bells and everything green and red,  faster than the sugar cane catnip-filled fairies can land to dance on my head. But without da Tree youza got nothing to dangle da balls, so you gotta have Tree, lots and lots and lots of Tree and then the "reason for the Season" begins.

 Oh Cwismas Tree, OH Cwismas Tree how will I get to the tippy top of thee?

 Catzowey! This is not a Partridge resting and nesting in a Pear Tree - itza someone branch walking and not talking bout it! Shhhhh, this is a highly purrsonal and well kept secret!

Twinkle twinkles inky dinky star. Puleeze tell me these lights got an end to them, and itza not far.

 Either I'ma shrinking into a smitten kitten size or we got tree ornaments made by the Jolly Green Giant factory. Me & Myself izza feeling dwarfed under my Buon Natale tree, and do you see what I see?

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week. Make it hiss-fit-free , no worrying or scurrying bout where you put dat on-sale wrapping paper youza bought last year! We're gonna skate thru these HollyDazed days together - yep uh huh itza fur shure we'll jingle and mingle, and deck out in our own halls with giganticat Cwismus balls, and some nip and ho ho holly, by golly.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Abstain From Rain

Gimme shelter! Here in San Franfuncisco the rains have arrived and I duzn't purr when my fur has da Frizz-Eaze, cuz a man cat gots to have all fur in place at all times!  Me & Myself izza always purrrpared and got my bella umbrella within paws reach.

The fairly seasoned weather purrson on TeeVee always suggests getting under something plastic when rain begins. So I immediately dived into my CalEyeFurKneeYah almonds bag cuz itza plasticat fur shure - purrobably not politicatically correct but hey, itza from Whole Paycheck Foods Company so itza gotta be environmentally correctacat stuff.

Definicatically - my EyeTailYun face says I'ma purrturbed and disturbed cuz the rainy drops izza disrupting my catnaps. So what's a guy to do when itza raining dogs and cats and abundant drops hitting my windows waking me uppa? Well I tells youza ....

You pack it up and head over to sit down with the One Youza Luvs and snuggle wuggle in the wain. Yep uh huh itza guaranteed to keeps youza warm in the storm. 

AhTenZeeOhKnee! Thanksgiving holiday arriving this week in the USA and we all knows there were no EyeTailYuns at that furst feast back on da East Coast in 1621. Good thing cuz I hears they didn't serve any pasghetti or La La Lasagna. I shure hopes the day after Thanksgiving izza filled with gob gob gobbles of turkey rightovers, oopsatini I means leftovers  and some turkey tetrazzini too (hey datza EyeTailYun)! 

Happy doggone terrificat Thanksgiving good wishes and I gives da Thanks and da Grazies for YOU being MY furiend.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty