September 8, 2013

It's Time To Give Statistacat Stats

Catzowey! Every now and yesterday Me & Myself thinks it's the purrfecto time to give you stats - like statistacat stats.

Fur shure I have shown my EyeTailYun tongue more than, well more than I can count. And my tongue is tied trying to count how many times I looks like this in my 7 years on da Planet.

And you betcha that Me & Myself reads the mewspaper every morning cuz if we don't we gets that sepurrration anxiety attack from da paper.

 Statistacatically speaking,  you're probably curious as a cat to know if I do my aerobicat exercises every day. Yep uh huh, doing it daily for past 7 years, so you can say I been doing cardiocat exercises 2,555 times and will hit 2,556 tomorrow.

Tin Pan Alley is always a challenge but I visits it every day to check on it being organized - so statisticatically speaking, I have been organzing a catzillion pots and pans all my life and they're still a mess.

Itza fur shure that everyday I shreds anything that's private.

So here's wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Kitties Blue said...

Guido, you certainly are a busy, busy boy. Do you ever have time to nap? Kitties must recharge their batteries several times a day, you know. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Guido the Italian Kitty-Big Angel Now said...

Meowvalous thanks Lily Olivia, Mauricio (youza gotta be EyeTailYun) Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo! Of course I take abundacatnaps in between checking on the Stats stuff!

Brian said...

That is quite an impressive bunch of pans!

Julia Williams said...

Did you really shred that TP, Guido? Impressive!!

Anonymous said...

wowz you r much more educated than me! All I know is 2+2=4

Funtastic Finer Niners Funday On Sunday

  Up here at the Rainbow Bridge, we all have da front row seats with a Birds Eye view of da game. Yup it’s gonna be a purrrrrfecto funday Su...