Catzowey! Every now and yesterday Me & Myself thinks it's the purrfecto time to give you stats - like statistacat stats.
Fur shure I have shown my EyeTailYun tongue more than, well more than I can count. And my tongue is tied trying to count how many times I looks like this in my 7 years on da Planet.
And you betcha that Me & Myself reads the mewspaper every morning cuz if we don't we gets that sepurrration anxiety attack from da paper.
Statistacatically speaking, you're probably curious as a cat to know if I do my aerobicat exercises every day. Yep uh huh, doing it daily for past 7 years, so you can say I been doing cardiocat exercises 2,555 times and will hit 2,556 tomorrow.
Tin Pan Alley is always a challenge but I visits it every day to check on it being organized - so statisticatically speaking, I have been organzing a catzillion pots and pans all my life and they're still a mess.
Itza fur shure that everyday I shreds anything that's private.
So here's wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
