Kiss Me! I'm Irish - OOOPS! Well Today I Am

Just one day a year we can all purrrtend weeza Irish and everybody believes it. 

Yep uh huh it's for sure.

You gonna be seeing a sea of green everywhere and on your munching luncheon plate too! 

Pssst my organicatnip is as green as can be & no plate required.

San Franfuncisco's finest SFPD wearing the green on the machine.

Whaaat?  My man cat self asked for a lil mug. But someone got smug 

with this inky dinky lil leprechaun sized jug.

Catzowey! Lil sisfur Grappa kissed the birdie blarney stone today!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and a week full of meowvalous smiles

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

MUTT Status For The Meowster

 Catzowey Catzowey!  I gotta put on my google goggles to see if I am really
seeing what Me & MYself are seeing ....

My food loving self is not cooking pasghetti & meatballs on Food Network TeeVee
but I has reached Celebricat status. Yep it's for sure I am the "My MUTT of the Month"
even though I am a Real Registered Rescue meowster.

Psssst, if youza curious as a cat you better 

CLICK YOUR PAW RIGHT HERE to see me in my new celebricat role!

It's for sure my EyeTailYun eyes got themselves focused on My Mutt poster thanks
to Pet Food Express whooza honoring me this month with this ecstaticat honor of being a
cat on the job!

Please pinch my paws as I may be catnapping and dweaming.

If purrrhaps you are in my City by the Bay (hoorayzatini) , get on over to Pet Food Express on Market Street to see Me & MYself framed.
It's for sure it's more better to be framed on their wall than on a Postie Office wall!

Cheers to you having a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Guido's State Of The Meow Message - A Keen 2015

Catzowey Catzowey! Me & MYself had a real deal ball this 2014 and now weeza entering a 

new MEW year soon - yep uh huh like really soon. So here are my favorito tips for being on 

the ball next year.

 You gotta hydrate to get thru the year !  BUT plastic bottles are not Momma Earth's favorito.

My envirocat self suggests you gets your water from anything but bad plastic water bottles this coming MEW Year and every year.

 Sure could be a keen 2015 to get your paws to other places and sites-see cuz seeing the sites means youza gonna be seeing new wonnerful foods too. Yep even an EyeTailYun kitty likes the Purrrrisian French Cat foods in France.

Your MEW Year gonna be meowvalous if you get a big box of Organicatnip Cigars that knocks 

your socks off ya and you get a bonus: a giganticatnap too.

The MEW Years ball gonna fall at midnight on December 31st, 2014 but this is my favorito ball!

Wishing YOU a keen 2015 and a purrfectly nonCATastrophic year too

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Cat Eyes The Hatching Koala Egg

Catzowey ! Me & MYself are wearing the authenticat Australian cowboy hat 

cuz weeza got our cat eyes on that authenticat Koala egg that is hatching right before my 

EyeTailYun eyes.

Might have to put my deep-do-you-see-the-sea snorkel on to get a good view.

It's always the most meowvalous idea to test the water temperature - especially when the 

authenticat Koala egg is just about to hatch cuz ya wants dat newbie to be comfy.

Yep uh huh! Dat water izza purrfecto.

Assisting with authenticat Koala hatching can be exhausting even for an EyeTailYun mancat!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

It's a Funtastic Fall Vegie Food Fest

Catzowey - Me & MYself shouting out and about that weeza falling smack dabzatini into the finest Fall vegies !

Itza not corny at all that carrots are purrfecto Fall vegies too

And my favorito EyeTailYun tortellinis got the funtastic Fall vegies inside and under all dat yummy roasted tomatoe red sauce - whisker licking good !

I said ROASTED not toasted ....

It's for sure, yep uh huh - Me & MYself are in love with funtastic Fall vegies. So gonna fall into a big comfy Mancat sized catnap now.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Halloween, Change The Clocks & Fall Into Fall Time All In 1 Week

Catzowey is right! So so so much to purrrponder this week ..... like I'm just getting over the GIGANTICAT WORLD SERIES and now I got Halloweenie things to do too, like carve my GIANT  organicat pumpkin.

OR find my purrfecto Halloweenie costume! Maybe Me & MYself will dress up as Dracucatula

 and say "I wanna bite of your catnip cookies!"

Pawsible that Me & MYself dresses up as Go Johnny Go Depp and enjoy being an irate Pirate!

 Yo Ho HOzatini pass me a meowtini.

And if I'ma under the influence of my organicat Meowtini I can purrrobably watch myself change my watches on Caturday night when Daylight Savings Time is going poofzatini. Lemme remember .. itza Fall back and Spring forward, right?

 Lil sisfur Grappa says AHHH nuts to finding a Halloweenie costume - hey sheeza in purrrmanent Halloweenie colors all year long (pssst, and sheeza purrroudly wears the colors of San Franfuncisco Giants too)

 Dangzatini - Grappa doing dat purrrfeshonal modeling pose for Fall colors Cat-OH-logue!

Weeza both wanna wish YOU a most meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty 

(and lil sisfur Grappa too)

 

Sweet and Sporty

Holy Cannoli! I luvs feeling sporting and sports are good for stimulating my energy and appetite too. Didja know it's fur shure that when youza invites a furiend over to watch a sport, they can bring speshule deezerts to your table.....so I luvs luvs luvs sports!

Catzowey! When I eats all those holy cannolis then I cannot fit into my Man Cat cave cuz the door gets smaller when my EyeTailYun tummy gets bigger.

Me & Myself always feels so so so sweet in my finer Niners footzaball hat, even if my San Franfuncisco team duzn't win. It's OK cuz someone gotta not win.

Now I'ma gonna be springing into Spring training which is as sweet as a giganticat platter of holy Cannolis. Are you purrpondering what sweets gonna land on my home plate?

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic sweet week - yep uh huh!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

2014 Gonna Be A Tasty & Very Rosie Year

The taste of a new MEW year 2014 is meowvalous and I thinks we got good stuff coming upon our paws. Yep uh Huh I do thinks that fur shure.

Everything coming up Roses in this meowvalous 2014! 

OH ! On 01-01-2014 Me & Myself started the MEW year in Pasadena at dat Rosie Bowl Purrade and this great guy gave me a ride on his Rose Bowl Scooter wearing his dapper Rose Bowl  Patrol Suit. So itza rosie year so far for Me & Myself.

There will be no horsing around in 2014 but itza gonna be a funtasticat year I hear, and I might monkey around town.

Itza  Mew Yee Haw Year moment and Me & Myself giddy-yupping into this new 2014 year, sending abundacat smiles across the miles to YOU!

So here come more of my abundacat good wishes to YOU for a nonCATastrophic week and a purrfecto whole giganticat 2014 year too (pssst try to catch a catnap during 2014 if you can!)

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

By Golly It's Jolly Ho Ho Ho Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself just luvs luvs luvs this Ho Ho Ho time of the year. I'm into Holly Daze posing for my mostest favorito photographer Mark Rogers cuz we connects eye to eye and now you see why.

Nobody has the answer as to how they gets my EyeTailYun ears in this pawzishun!

Let's cat chat seriously about this Holly Dazed array of the Cwismus colors. Do youza think I'm looking feline festive cuz I thinks I'm wearing the colors of my home land "EyeTailYah"! Yep I tells ya that!

Now I tells you if youza having the jolly Holly Daze  Ho Ho Ho moment, youza must be saying "Lights, Camera ACTION!" So me and myself always got my cat eyes open for the right lights cuz I luvs dat camera action!

Hoorayzatini I see the lights fantasticat!

Sometimes I thinks it's simply meowvalous to be away from the lights and camera action, so gonna just cuddle with my inky dinky Ho Ho Ho Holly Daze Santy Paws Hat and wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Move Over Mario Batali - Meet Chef Meowvaloso

Catzowey! Here in the USA it's definitely the only week of the year when you hear everybody izza Chef du Giorno and gonna purrpare a meal that will stuff ya (and dat Turkey too)

 My Chef Meowvaloso self always recommends having the super uber Cheese Grater within paws reach, cuz the day after Turkey Day youza may wanna grate some EyeTailYun cheese mounds on top of your Turkey Tetrazzini.

Herbs Herbs and more fresh Herbs are the secret to making yur Thanksgiving turkey more meowvalous You wanna sniff the Herbs for the fresh furagrance cuz when they smells great, the organicat herbs will make ya happy just like when you're on dat organi-catnip. The Turkey gonna be happy too!

Being the hospitable Chef Me & Myself are, we dyed some eggies to make the Turkey feel at home and did a purrfecto tasty taste too - but not gonna serve them this week.

Sent my Chef Meowvaloso Chef hat to the cleaners cuz itza inky dinky messy from all the foodz prep - hey itza the reason weeza in the Season to messy up someone's kitchen, share a turkey pot pie or devour  by the hour a whole pumpkin pie and say 'my oh my', AND then eat leftovers right and left for days!

The birds of the feather will flock together whether it's the Thanksgiving Day or anudder day so dontcha let anything ruffle your feathers this week!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty