Showing posts with label hilarious cat blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious cat blog. Show all posts

June 2, 2014

A Cat In The Hat Is A Tropicat

Catzowey! I feels an OH SO Oceanly breeze coming my way which is why 
I wanna say I'ma feeling so so so tropicatical today. Well of course 
in a Man Cat kind of way cuz I'ma Man Cat in the Hat, pawsibly a Tropicat!

Gonna starts humming a tropicatical tune, yep uh huh!
If I finds my YouKaLayLee masheen OR even my Jamaican super steel 
drums - DAY OH!!!!! 
Here's a sneaky peaky at the whole enchilada ... oooopsatini! I means the whole MeowTai. I be popping da collar and I wanna holler "put my collar down nowza cuz I cannot see you!"

HoorayzatinI!  Now Me & MYself 
sees you purrrfectly - yep uh huh!

 Good idea to take the Tropicat hat off when you
presume to consume the so so so sweet stuff.


Wishing you sweet and kind of naturally nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


 





January 26, 2014

REDiculously Fun Stuff In January When It's Not Even Fun February

Catzowey! Some super uber dooper stars been strutting their paws down the RED carpets these dayz and I'ma feeling kind of REDiculously fun and in the RED mode too.

 Life izza purrfecto puzzle every day and can be REDiculously funtasticat.

Just when I thought Me & Myself wazza chillaxing in REDiculously fun RED stuff, bamzatini I sees a level of lemmons that are making me kick uppa my paws, so purrhaps I'ma feeling MELLOW YELLOW.

 Baaaack to feeling meowvalously REDiculous!

 My & Myself wishes you a REDiculously funtastic and meowvalously purrfecto final week of this January!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty







January 20, 2014

Sweet and Sporty

Holy Cannoli! I luvs feeling sporting and sports are good for stimulating my energy and appetite too. Didja know it's fur shure that when youza invites a furiend over to watch a sport, they can bring speshule deezerts to your table.....so I luvs luvs luvs sports!

Catzowey! When I eats all those holy cannolis then I cannot fit into my Man Cat cave cuz the door gets smaller when my EyeTailYun tummy gets bigger.

Me & Myself always feels so so so sweet in my finer Niners footzaball hat, even if my San Franfuncisco team duzn't win. It's OK cuz someone gotta not win.


Now I'ma gonna be springing into Spring training which is as sweet as a giganticat platter of holy Cannolis. Are you purrpondering what sweets gonna land on my home plate?

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic sweet week - yep uh huh!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty







Funtastic Finer Niners Funday On Sunday

  Up here at the Rainbow Bridge, we all have da front row seats with a Birds Eye view of da game. Yup it’s gonna be a purrrrrfecto funday Su...