It's Time To See A Sea Of Green - Happy Almost St Paddy's Day

Catzowey and Top O' the Morning Catzowey to you too! 

From Me & Myself Guido MacPasta

 My sistah Grappa is getting herself into the Sea O' Green Week festivities 

and she's known as Grappa MacNaughty cuz, well she's a little bit naughty
every day not just St Paddy's Day! 

 Okey dokey it's not so green but I mean to tell ya this cuz well yes its 

kinda true I hear .... leave it to the ladies!

YUP the humans say everybody has a little Irish DNA in them

and I guess my Italian man cat self does too.

It's OK to not just wear the green but have the natural green in your soul! Loving my latest pro photo from my pal of almost 14 years,  Mark Rogers Photography

Ciao and Meow and wishing you a  funtasticat St Paddy's Day week

Make it a NonCatastrophic week & squeeze in a few catnaps!

GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Working on Christmas Is Making Me Purr For Sure

 Catzowey it's Christmas and I've had no time to be relaxing and chillaxing cuz I been on the job (you know my Animal Assisted Therapy job) - just like Santy Claus is busy working this week. But I found my EyeTailYun stocking & hung it - Hoorayzatini!!

 Testing my ManCat vocals for doing the 

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha song.

 On the job with my favorite 32 special

seniors where I been working since I was

a young-un at one!  This is me passing out 400

Christmas Cards this week and looking a lil

Holly Dazed too.

 Change of Holly Dazed outfit for the next job when 

I visits a nice guy at his nursing facility.

Dontcha think this is gonna makes him

laugh alot? Ho HO HO and alotta Ha Ha HA!

Catzowey it's another meowvalous Holly Dazed

outfit change cuz I'm working Christmas Eve at the lovely

Conventry Place assisted living house - gonna

be trotting my Holly Dazed self through their

dining room at lunch time to schmooze with 

all the nice folks.  Psssst ... the receptionist is 

kinda giddy over me checking in!

 Making merry and spreading the love is meowvalous & I luvs my

Animal Assisted Therapy job. Now I'm gonna

kick my paws back and take some ornaments OFF

the tree in fine feline style. Yes, OFF the tree cuz I'm still a

smitten kitten.

Me & Myself wishes wonderful you the most

magical Christmas week. Hoping it's non-Cat-astrophic.

Paws up to my amazing photographer MarkRogersPhotography.com

cuz this is my favorito pic ever.

Buon Natale!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Didja Hear -- It's a Catzowey Meowvalous Time Of The Year

Ho HO HOzatini! 

Hey datza EyeTailYun for ha ha ha happy holidays.

 So ME & MYself are trying on Holly Dazed outfits.

What's you think? 

 ha Ha HAzatini - -  it's a  sneaky peaky Santy's hat!

Catzowey! Me & MYself are

 showcasing some glistening Glow n' Snow balls

cuz tis the season to be purrrrliant!

No more Glowing Balls - just having a ball

being a Holly Dazed smitten kitten!

 

And no need to purrrponder if ME & MYself has not been nice

cuz

Santy Paws knows for sure - (I has been spicy nicey!)

No matter how you look at it,  Me & MYself 

signed up to be  Santy Paws this year to spread great cheer.

Hoorayzatiin it's Me & MYself strutting

my Cwismus Caroling outfit on the job at 

a fabtastic nursing home (are YOU feeling

in the holly dazed mode yet??)

Pawsatively posing with my Staff for accompanying

me to my Animal Assisted Therapy job all over town 

all year long.

Merry Meowy Christmas ~ Happy Hanukah ~ Catzowey Kwanza!

Peaceful Paws Galore to wonderful you,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Summing Up Sum Sum Summertime

Catzowey Catzowey ! My Mancat kitty nose been sneezing and weezing
with the springing Spring time flowers and now weeza gonna 

gets into some sort of Sum Sum Summertime fun stuff and get un-stuffed !

Purrrhaps it's the perfecto time to stop sneeezing and weezing, 

and just meet and greet new friends.

 But itza fur sure  that before ya meet & greet new

friends you gotta always check the pollen level so youza not
sneezing and weezing with your new pals.

Psssst .... then youza gotta checks out your paws to
make sure your Pawdicure is purrfecto for your meeting
and greeting new furiends!

  Might be an ah ha ha ahhhhh choo with tongue in cheek moment but whatever
itza is, you gotta be welcoming some Sum Sum Summertime soon !

 Me and MYself recommends grabbing on to some fun Sum Sum Summertime stuff anytime. Cuz
that's why life is Catzowey! 


Wishing meowvalous YOU a nonCatastrophic week
Ciao & Meow !
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Meowvalous Holly Dazed Moments With Guido the Italian Kitty

Itza the jingling and let's get mingling time of the year. So sending my good cheer and my mostest meowvalous moments of cruising my meowster self through the Holly Dazed time. Trust me - it  really can be feline fine!  Pssst - ya gotta be good and not naughty but nice cuz Santy Paws is checking his list, not once but TWICE!

Are you dreaming of a White Christmas but your tree is affected by dat global warming and izza shrinking and youza not drinking, so youza seeing mini meowster trees?

Holly by jolly!  I thinks Santy Paws left his lil red balls! Bring on the organicatnip!

 At least dat Santy Paws lets me cuddle and huddle with Signora Paws!  Ahhh meowvalous.

 And itza more meowvalous to have my EyeTailYun stocking ready for Signore Santy Paws cuz I knows I have been good good and more gooder - yep uh huh it's fur shure!

I wish you a most nonCATastrophic week and just remember, it's only December and soon weeza gonna do that midnight jumping fur joy thing & ring in a Mew Year together! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

By Golly It's Jolly Ho Ho Ho Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself just luvs luvs luvs this Ho Ho Ho time of the year. I'm into Holly Daze posing for my mostest favorito photographer Mark Rogers cuz we connects eye to eye and now you see why.

Nobody has the answer as to how they gets my EyeTailYun ears in this pawzishun!

Let's cat chat seriously about this Holly Dazed array of the Cwismus colors. Do youza think I'm looking feline festive cuz I thinks I'm wearing the colors of my home land "EyeTailYah"! Yep I tells ya that!

Now I tells you if youza having the jolly Holly Daze  Ho Ho Ho moment, youza must be saying "Lights, Camera ACTION!" So me and myself always got my cat eyes open for the right lights cuz I luvs dat camera action!

Hoorayzatini I see the lights fantasticat!

Sometimes I thinks it's simply meowvalous to be away from the lights and camera action, so gonna just cuddle with my inky dinky Ho Ho Ho Holly Daze Santy Paws Hat and wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Packing & Stacking My Vakayshun Stuff

Catzowey! What do you do when youza feeling like you has House-Itis? Well, I tells ya, I starts unpacking and repacking and stacking my Vakayshun stuffs.

Yep uh huh - Me & Myself always checks out my Vakayshun stuff for da all year long dusties that gather on my Vakayshun stuffs when itza not on Vakayshun. Pssst - gotta tells ya that itza not on Vakayshun most of the time!

Say AhhhhhLOWhahaha to my favorito Guava Jam which izza getting Me & Myself in dat sweet Vakasyshun mode for shure.

It's always a meowvalous idea to pull out yur Vakayshun clothes to see if theyza still fits from the last Vakayshun you went on...

Apparently I gotta sucks in my EyeTailYun tummy cuz my Vakayshun shirt frum last year shure has shrinked in da washing masheen! Gotta remember to tell my Staff to use dat cold water and no spinning cycle.

Now I wishes you the mostest meowvalous & nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Welcoming Luigi From Fiji

 When I heard Luigi was arriving I reserved him a speshule space cuz I thoughts he was flying across Oceans from Fiji , but Luigi doesn't live in Fiji.

 Catzowey! Luigi lives in "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" - and thatza way South of San Francisco and Fiji too!

 And knowing Luigi wazza arriving at my Man Cat mansion, I stocked uppa on lots of toiletries to makes him feel Tidy while heeza away from home.

My lil brofur, Grazie is on the Hospitality Inspekshun Committee to be shure everything izza purrfecto for Luigi who we thought was from Figi! Pssst, 4 cat eyes izza always better than just 2 cat eyes for inspekshuns - might find dusty bunnies leftover from Easter week.

Itza always politicatically correct to give your guests a Gift Basket loaded with something speshule !

Now you knows, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Pawsatively Inky Dinky & Pinky

Catzowey! You know I'ma lover of funtasticat sports and  both Me & Myself been reeling & wheeling for my San Franfuncisco 49ers in the Super Dooper Bowl. Well, now my only big BOWL is my ravioli bowl! And I bids the  49ers Red & Gold colors arriverderci and gonna say an inky dinky hello to pinky!

Itza Me & Myself having a fabuloso funtasticat time with my new Toy "The Humphrey"who's pinky but not dinky. Itza Man Cat sized meowvalous invention for playtime retention.

My EyeTailYun not-so-inky-dinky pinky tongue is good for licking da red pasghetti sauce off my Man Cat cheeks!

Having a Man Cat moment playing with my pinkie toyz.

Shhh, dontcha tell anybody, but when I wazza inky dinky smitten kitten, my paws wazza purrfectly pinky and super inky dinky too.

Something to PURRponder this week:  

Do ya put yur pinky up when having dat Cup o' Catnip Tea?

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty