Catzowey! I See A Sea of Red Fun In Our Future

 

                                     Catzowey! Everything isn't just inky dinky pinky!                                             My head sees red this weekend cuz it's Valentines Day                                         & the start of the Lunar MEW Year too!  You can find

                  you  birth year Lunar animal right here - psssst, I'm born in 

                           The Year Of The Dog! Hee Hee Hee - it's true!

                                             

                                I'd say lil sis Grappa has her own take on 

                              Valentines Day.

                                  She's born in the Lunar year of the snake!

                               Holy Cannoli! 

 

  Wowza Meowza!  Getting ready for celebrating  Lunar MEW Year on Friday February 12th, 2021 so got our chop sticks out and ready to play pick up sticks!

    

 

 When Me & Myself get finished welcoming in 

the Year of the Ox tomorrow,  then I'll start 

selectacatting my Valentines cards.

      And in between celebrating the Lunar MEW Year and Valentines Day

                    I'm gonna have some Meowy Yeowwwy Catnip!

    Pssst ... I loves putting my 2 lips on red Valentine tulips! 

But they are not, nope NOT healthy for we meowsters!!

         Waaaaaay back before every place got shutted down last year, I would take my Staff on Valentines Day to my job at the senior center.  I'd play with my very special 32 senior pals and they'd make me purr all day. I always gots

dressed up for the Valentines pawty I tossed them.

                                                    Will YOU be my Valentine this year?

Ciao & Meow & Molto Amore!

And I wishes you a nonCATastrophic weekend of fun at home!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day

Catzowey! 

 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta

figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 

and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 

and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 

 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting

the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get

right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're

paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta

be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously

cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 

no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat

bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy

and wanna select these kinda mellow

yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,

and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta

open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 

colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no

petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 

and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 

Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 

send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 

Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will

be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where

I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 

I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!

Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama

Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 

this February 14th.

Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and

 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Heart To Heart Cat Chat

Catzowey my friends! Rumors circulating faster than a gerbil taking a spinning class,  that we gotta keeps our hearts healthy even for we meowsters who got the 9 lives. Yep Uh HUH itza for sure.

Happy Hearts day coming up on 14th of February so you wanna have your
heart doing dat bumpity bumps bump thingy so youza thinks pinks I think.

 I tells ya, always test the water if youza thinking of sending Happy Hearts Day flowers
to someone, or to you and yourself (nobody knows cuz your secret is safe with
Me & MYself)

My 2 lips wanna tella ya that showers of flowers are always the purrrfecto
Happy Hearts Day present but tulips are not healthy petals for we Meowster cuz
theyza toxic petals. So send something else to you and yourself.

 Dontcha send an armadillo but DO send an organicat pinky pillow !

It's OK if you're not in the pink giftie mode so look meowvalously into my EyeTailYun
mancat eyes to have dat Heart to Heart Cat Chat with Me & MYself- yep uh huh it's
gonna keep your heart doing dat bumpity bumps bump thing.  It's my giftie to meowvalous you & it's a superb envirocatically correct gift cuz it duzn't need wrapping paper. Gotta PURRRtect Mother Earth on Happy Hearts Day.

 I wish you a nonCATastrophic week - and sending you EyeTailYun mancat hugs!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty