SPOOKY KOOKY & IT'S FUR REAL

 

It's fur real! Halloween is Boo-Tasticat!! And I got my furst Halloween

dressing uppa lessons from my momma Baci when I was just

a smitten kitten waaaay back in 2006. 

Momma Baci loved Halloween

cuz she wazza orange as a Cat-Oh-Lantern! I loves loves

loves dressing uppa for Halloween so here we go with my

my favorito costumes.

Yup Uh Huh it's me and myself having a mini meowster

 bewitching fine feline time.

 

 As I grew into my ears, I was hearing 

"Hey Guido you're a Lil Devil" so me & myself

dressed uppa as a Lil Devil!

When I gotta lotta bigger I dressed up on Halloween 

as 

an Aloha-Ha Hawaiian tourist visiting dat Pineapple farm!

 The next year I became an

Australian Cowboy.

 I was meowing "Yee Hah".

Yup uh huh it's true,

while rounding uppa the jumping kangaroos.

 

 Move on over Signore Johnny Depp - have you met 

Pirate Di Giorno Guido from EyeTailYa?

 

WOWza MEOWza!

This izza where my Staff needs to be

written uppa cuz there izza no sense in dressing

my mancat self uppa as a Mouse! 

Purrrhaps Staff overdosed on Catnip-Lattes!

 

Holy Cannoli my lil sistah Grappa gets the

purrrrize for being a real Lil Devil!  She thinks

her name is "NoGrappaNO!"

 

Itza meowvalous when ya veg out with the veggies!

 These are bambino pumpkins and someday

they're gonna be big like Me & Myself.

And this 2020 year Me & Myself is dressing uppa

as a Fine Feline FURst Responder ....

Doing house calls for those who need

their TemPURRRature taken or if they’re

hyPURRRRventilating I can help.

 

PUMPKIN CATPUCCINO KITTY KISSES

&

GHOST-TASTICAT WISHES!

 

BOO TOO!!!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Gonna Tie One On This Halloween

Pssst .. do you think Me & Myself should 

go Trick n' Treating in this catzowey tie?

Purrhaps someone fills my Trick n' Treating bag
with Mancat sized foods  if I wear
THIS tie cuz I'm not trickin - nope it's
the real deal.

But of course and even more of course ...  IF I wear my
Signore Frankie Sinatra tie and EyeTailYun hat
well my Treats bag gonna runneth over!
Might get some Pasghetti and some meatballs too.

Of course it's perfectly politicatically

correct to not wear a tie on Halloween and just Go Green.
BUT then I'd get abundant organicat natural green treats in my 
Trick n' Treating Bag  and be meowvalously silly on
organicatnip. Oh shucksatini I'ma not supposed to inhale !

Now this is really Howlingweenish purrrfecto 
and I'm gonna do it with no tie but will tie one on
with a Howling NipTini or a great Spooks-Garita! Wanna join me?

BOO!

Holy Cannoli and hello lil devilette! 

It's my lil sisfur Grappa getting into her HowlingWeenish mode and this
 could be catOHstrophic for sure!  No treats for this trickster!

Catzowey Catzowey !  We meowsters wish you a meowlicious
super funtastic Halloween and pssst ... it's always just purrrfectly OK
 to be silly!
Yup uh huh it's for sure it's OK.

Happy Halloween from us Meowsters!

Guido the Italian Kitty 
&
Grappa too !