Dancing With Star Paws

Left paw forward and fast cross over with a perky right front paw, tale up, fat cat tummy in, shoulders straight as the whiskers - whew! I'm new at this dancing thing and my smitten kitten self has gotten a bit twisted trying to learn the 2 step ... call it the four footed shuffle for me! (I should have optiCATed for the basic litter Box Step).


Might the mighty meowster have a future feline career with Cirque du Sunray if Dancing With The Stars vetoes me for a feline Flamenco moment? Ya never know how limber your paws just may be so get out and try a fantasticat Foxtrot or go for the gold: a 4 paws up PURRfect Pasa Doble. You very well may surprise your own eyes - and your friends too! And hey, you've only got 2 feet to Tango, I've got 4!


Ciao & Meow and wishing you a nonCATastrophic and not too twisted week,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Nose To Nose - Envirocat In The Know

Saving our planet is FURst on everyone's mind - and it should be if you're an envirocat like me and my pal Stanley! Pause your paws for a kitten second to remember we furry creatures need a healthy planet just like you do. So please, remember to do your part, not just on EarthDay but everyday you should be conscientious cats.


Meet my pal Stanley, he's a cool cat Guinea Pig and we were having a cat chat recently about how we both need non-polluted water and organicat fine foods to keep us pawsatively in good shape. He listens well... actucatly, Stanley listens to me better than most people --- Seems OK to call him a dediCATed pal!

Happy EarthDay Week!
Ciao & Meow,
Guido - The Italian Kitty

Cat Attacks The Taxes

Just like you, I've got to get my smitten kitten taxes done PURRfectly, and I'm not going to procatstinate any longer, so I'm giving up my catnap today to spend ions of hours with my catzowey calcucatlator. Be assured my paws are skepticatical over pressing the right buttons to make the IRS purr (just the thought of them makes me hiss!).







Wrestling with the buttons is not a meowvalous moment for the mighty meowster!





Completing my taxes was taxing, but the fat cats at the IRS will be contentacat with me for doing my feline filing on time.Now it's onto some vintage catnip to perk my whiskers up when I awaken from my extremely long catnap. Taxes can be taxing, that's for sure....

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Oh La La It's A Fantasticat French Feline

My smitten kitten paws are searching for the infamous French Chef, Jacques 'PURRfect' Pepin - rumor has it his paws are into cooking with mounds of heavy cream (every cat's deliCATible delight). And when I'm on the prowl, you never know what my mighty meowster self may discover - like this collectacatable box I fell into - oh purrs la la it's got that meowvalous french feline touch.

But merci meows ... would you care to guess how many Italian kitties will fit into one French Cat box? Don't lose a purr over it, it's pawsatively easy to figure out - solo mio, only Guido!

Quizzicatically speaking, it's supposed to carry 12 French Cats, or so the box declares - but they must be minicatscule meowsters over in the land of utterly rich butter. C'est le vie, it's not for me. My paws are PURRfectly contentacat with everything Italian!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty