Chat With A Cat In A Hat

Catzowey! When is the last time you were ecstaticat to chat with a cat in a hat?

 This izza my favorito blue deeziner hat and in a meowment youza gonna sees why I luvs the blue hue...

YOU Hoo! Look close and youza sees itza Me & Myself, the EyeTailYan kitty ON the hat!

Nothing finer than my deeziner anti-fog-hat. When the FOG rolls in, it makes my whiskers wiggle and my fur frizz and this hat keeps me safe, dry looking dapper.

Yep uh huh, it's fur shure being a sportasticat makes life Catzowey!

Once in a while between catnaps Me & Myself feel  like racing around - howza bout you?

And every now and then Me & Myself feel like being a silly kitty cuz life is Catzowey when you chat with a cat in a hat!

No more to chat about with the cat in a hat, so it's THE END!

Wishing you a non CATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Fishy Facts From San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! I landed a whopper of a Whale this week and it's notta tall tail that itza filled with organicat nip! Yep uh huh itza for shure the fish that didn't get away!

Itza so so so giganticat dat I brought in my brofur "Grazie" to helps figure out what we should do with this whale sized fish. He's purrpondering it - gonna get back to Me & Myself soon.

Knowing weeza dealing with a humongous sized fish that could be a surprise Cat Fish, I donned my Life Purrrsevor - so I duzn't go "cat overboard and into a panacat-attack."

 Directions say I should float fine in my Life Purrsevor cuz itza meowvalous Man Cat size - and decorative blue too!

Catzowey! Flying fishes have landed on my Man Cat sofa and interrupting my abundacatnap time.

Scaling down and looking around I'ma gonna optacat to get to know this inky dinky fine fishie whooza looking like a cuddle fish - kind of a cudler! I tells ya, it must be from EyeTailYah, cuz that's the land o' romanticats and cuddling fishies too!

Now youza have a funtastic and nonCATastrophic week & don't let anything fishy occur!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Trouble With Your Double

Catzowey! There's worldwide rumors flying like fur,  that everybody has a twin somewhere. And that's like a double of you or a double of Me & Myself, and  that double can be double trouble fur shure.

 Me & Myself has meeted and greeted my looks-a-like double, and I'm trying to out fox him!

So, Me & Myself looks the other way and bamzatini, so does He & Himself!

Perhaps it might be better to have 4 cat eyes than just 2 so Me & Myself can see you - I'ma gonna keep my looks-a-like double and put him to work.

 Itza so so so exhausting having my double follow me around on my ground. So I found a meowvalous bottle of vino and gonna chillax and relax all week with just one Fat Cat -  it's the famoso Napa Valley export from CalEyeFurKneeYah.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Move Over Zucchinis - I Want My Greenies!

Green is sure serene and Me & Myself leans towards the green stuff abundacatically. Didja know good greens don't always come from the land of Jack on that Beanstalk or the by golly he's a Jolly Giant?

Catzowey! Everybody's cat chatting about the Green House effect and what it affects!

Green comes in an array of sizes and surprises and the new SMARTBITES by GREENIES is a surprise for you. Gonna let the cat out of the bag and tells youza my favorito GREENIES now got 3 new meowvalous purrroducts for the meowsters in your life. Theyza full of good stuff, like plants & fish oils & flax seeds too - enough good stuff for your Staff to make Sunday brunch muffins, but youza gonna not wanna share them cuz they're yummy for your tummy!

Nope,  itza not my Meowster-Mug shot!   I luvs luvs luvs anything green, like a giganticat platter of Pasghetti & Pesto sauce. Datsa EyeTailYun fur shure but a bit inky dinky fattening for my buffed Man Cat waistline, and the Greenies treaties are more healthy than a holy Cannoli.

Looks like Me & Myself has the green gene cuz my EyeTailYun eyes are the color of zucchinis and those Smartbites Greenies!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty