February 18, 2008

Perspective of a PURRfect President's Day

Catzowey, I have unFURled the Old Glory in honor of President's Day. The two American Presidents, Abe and George, would be PURRfect contentacats with my Patrioticatism (isn't that politicatically correct?) . Hey, even the Italian Kitty gets into the mode for a three day holiday....abundacat cat naps!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

February 10, 2008

Guido Galivants To The Grammy's


Kitty Couture was on top of my list this week knowing I was going to The Grammy's - the catzowey event for music (hey music is fantasticat background for catnaps). Dashing about with my super-feline-stylist, I settled my mighty meowster self on a demur non fur bow tie... a politicatically correct shot of feline class and a catzowey tie at that, but hey - how long is the tie supposed to be and where's the end for me?


Sizing up a Tie is definitely on tip top of my list and now I'm pawsatively sure my meowster measurements are PURRfect.



Creative cat that my mighty meowster self is, I've opted for a nouvelle style this year - four paws up I bet it will appear in Gentleman's QuarterCatly next month as "The Guido Man Look" .. the Tie that pawsatively rocks anywhere, anytime, on any guy. I've got Grammy-Itus and can't wait to get me and my tie to the magical meowvalous event.

Ciao & Meow,
Guido - The Italian Kitty

February 3, 2008

Can Guido Guide The Budweiser Wagon?





Here I am cheering on the NY Giants (even though I live on the 'right coast'), but I'm maxed-out with beer ads for the terrificat Super Bowl ~ catzowey I awakened from my catnap to watch that football go back and feline forth and catch a few ads. You didn't think I'd miss the chance to see a Dalmation  dog coaching a Clydesdale, did you? Hey, remember I'm  known for my PURRfected patience, and I'm contemcataplating  a change of career: I can coach those big horses who haul the western ho here we go wagons, but I'd  be insista-kitten that they carry a bottle of  San Francisco's own "Anchor Steam" beer on board!






MY favored feline beverage is water, just cool clear water - which I'll be guzzling abundacatically if I'm going to coach the Budweiser Mighty Meowster Team this year (forget those big equines -  felines rock!) Just close your eyes for 10 blinks and picture 24 fabulous felines in twos, trotting their ten toes in tandem with tails and nails gleaming and groomed as we caravan through the streets of every major City, PURRfectly proud to lead the Budweiser Mighty Meowster Wagon. This is no 'hey kitty kitty' event, so watch out folks, you just may witness giganticat history in the making! We felines practice the power of pawsativity....

Wishing you a kicked back week - make it a nonCATastrophic one too and be sure to indulge in oodles of cool clear water, the beverage of champs!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

January 27, 2008

Reach Out - Your Paws Can Touch Someone Too


When I told a friend last week I was going to attend an Animal Assisted Therapy session, my pal in his normal 'selective hearing mode' (hey, everyone utilizes that feature!) only heard I was going to therapy. "Guido you ARE therapy for us! What do YOU need therapy for?" he asked me in a big-time bewildered tone. With his whiskers wiggling and his eyes feline-frozen as if he was staring down a robust robin on a backyard tree limb, I explained to him that I didn't go for therapy, but my 4 paws and I went for the 1st interview in the Assisted Animal Therapy program at the San Francisco SPCA - yep, that's where I came from and my smitten kitten self wants to give back to others in a meowvalous manner. I opted for this great program as I didn't think I'd ever get into the Hearing Animal Program they offer - I don't often listen! Now let's cat chat about the interview process -first I had to read about the Program and when I saw it can reduce stress reduction I was ready to sign up! Oh Catzowey, they mean that's a benefit for the person I'm visiting in a hospital or senior center.




Then the Director wanted me to walk around the meeting room to see if anything spooked me. Hey, I'm Guido the Italian Kitty , doesn't everyone know I'm the mellow meowster? Time for a cat-confessional moment: I would have given up my afternoon catnap to skid around on those big Tom Cat sized blue prints, but some warm hands scooped me up before I had a chance to explore more.







These weren't just any hands, these were the talented caring paws of the Animal Assisted Therapy program Director (Can you keep a secret? She made me purr!) Tossing me around and stretching me from stripe to stripe, I passed the Temperament test - she's never seen me when my pesto pizza is taken up from my dinner bowl before I'm finished! That's the true test of my Italian Kitty temperament!

I have a lot of work to do in the program and once I graduate, you'll see me out and about in my new kitty couture: yep I'm going to wear a vest that tells the world I'm a certified San Francisco SPCA Animal Assisted Therapy cat and I hope it's sustainable fabric as I'm an Envirocat. Catzowey, with my Official vest decking out my bountiful bod, I'll even be able to ride the bus for free or drop into my favorite sushi restaurant-they always hold the rice for me! Most important is I'll be sharing my whiskers and pawsatively great catitude with kids and adults who just aren't as lucky as me.

If you want to make a pawsative difference, have your paws reach out too!


Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

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January 20, 2008

It's Super Dooper Bowl Time


Football or Pawsball? I'd say this weekend has been abundacat with NFL games (that must mean Not Feline League) but I got into the all american custom  and declawed, oops I mean declared it a Touchdown with my paws up touch it down moment, just like those refs on TV wearing the black and white stripes. I wear stripes so I must qualify as a ref!

Alas I can kick back and caticipate my steady and ready mighty meowtser self  for the Super Bowl - what's the big deal though? I eat from a Super Bowl daily and sometimes it's even super dooper. My meowster Super Bowl holds abundacat and fantastic feline cuisine and I give it 4 Paws UP! Touch Down for feline folly!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

January 14, 2008

Techo-Kitty Kicking Back


Hey folks - you probably didn't start your day on Monday, the Guido way, as the Guido Gazette didn't get out on time for 1st time in 70 weeks. Let's paws to tell you why... I'm busy with my new little bro cat  "Yolo", trying to keep his smitten kitten paws off of my keyboard while I do some ah heck, Kitty Tech stuff. It's all to make my website and blog PURRfect for you - my feline fans.  So have some catnip, kick back and let your whiskers rest - I'll be back in a week (if all goes well with the transFUR of files!) 
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

January 6, 2008

Smitten Kitten Woos Egyptian Kitten


I'm starting my New Year out on a pawsatively fun foot - actually 4 of them - looking to find a mewvalous kitty gal pal to share play time  and tuna with.  Catzowey I found her! The  golden girl is  certainly feline focused...  but I don't hear her purring and her whiskers are a bit chilly! Hmm, could she be giving me the cold paw?











I look to the left and then I look to the right and my golden girl keeps me keenly out of her sight. 









Ah shucks and paws down - she doesn't want to play much on the ground. She's set in her ways and she has a catitude that doesn't fit my vivacious Italian smitten kitten love for life. I'll bet you my fave feline sushi platter that  she's had more than 9 lives!






Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

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