Don't even think about Me & Myself making a run for Purrresident! BUT if I wazza elected, I'd be an advocat for every Friday being "Free Pasghetti & Meatballs For All" and I'd sure get taxed doing dat!
Itza fur shure I wasn't Born In The USA (like Signore Bruce Springsteen) cuz I'ma EyeTailYun import, but I'ma patrioticat who loves the USA's Independence Day on July 4th. Everybody izza wearing the red, whites and da blue too this week and some going to the Purrrade too.
Wearing the colors in this fashion is handy when youza having a bad fur day and duzn't want to be recognized at the grocery store. It's a Grand Old Flag for sure.
Certainly conservatively, this Deeziner look can takes you from the potato salad bowl on your picnic table to the Tango Your Tootsies festival, and the wind duzn't blows it off.
Uh Oh! Excess stress meowment unfurling and I feel a giganticat hiss fit arriving when my flag gets stuck on my EyeTailYun nose, blocking da view of those spectacucatular fireworks.
Me & Myself hopes you sneak in some abundacatnaps and gets a hug from a Yankee doodle dandy dog too. Happy 236th Birthday tooza America!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
PS... When youza not in your cupboard looking for the red, whites and blue, Cast A Funtastic Vote For Me - imagine me as a magazine Cover Cat!
PS... When youza not in your cupboard looking for the red, whites and blue, Cast A Funtastic Vote For Me - imagine me as a magazine Cover Cat!
