Kitty Kowtows To Towering Critter

You saw Out of Africa - well I'm living in it when I opened up my robustacat kitty eyes one morn to see I was sureally surrounded by truly tall critters - and this is no tall tale! Suddenly I feel as if my smitten kitten neck has room to grow.







This land o'legs makes me catoclysmic!















Catzowey I may become an endangered specie if she engulfs me with that neck of hers..definitely would be a galactikitty experience!

The long of it is -you might call me an opportunisticat - but those long legs just might make a catzowey kitty race course! Scratch posts? A feline fort? Hang a hammock between them for a catnap? PURRfect possibilities for a jungle gym!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

One nonCATastrophic Meowvalous Year

CAThartically speaking, I moved UP town when I was adopted August 5, 2006 at Maddie's Adoption Center in San Francisco. Woo hoo and 4 paws up for the San Francisco SPCA and the fantasticat 2-legged staff and volunteer folks who make it great for we 4-leggeds. Ok Ok, I know the year zipped by, but if you want to know where the year really went to, just take your paws back through the Guido Gazette which has catapulted me to a place I never thought my mighty meowster paws would reach. Think back folks: I had a rough start with 3 homes in 61 days of life, so to celebrate my 1 year anniversary in the PURRfect home, I went shopping for what else: catnip and bubbly! Definitely saw abundacat sizes of bubbly bottles to tickle my whiskers.




Not to sound catty, but there is nothing like French bubbly and imported catnip coupled with a PURRfect catnap in midst of a celebration...

















You don't see her often, but I owe all my mighty meowster manners (yes, I do have some meowster manners - not seen often but really do have a few!) to my wondrous Kitty momma Baci who isn't much for the lime light and preFURS to lounge around as a diva cat in the sun rays. Being the adoring surrogate son, I wanted to do something spectacucat for Baci, being her royal red tabby self has put up with me and my smitten kitten antics for 1 year. So ... I took her to lounge in her favorite kinetic-kitty sun rays - real chaise lounging for we kicked back cats! Just call us .....


Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Bonds At Bat - Fine Times for a Cat

Purrs galore and ahhhhh cat contraire to popular sports belief ... I do not want to catch Barry Bond's 755th home run ball like catzillions of fans -I just wanna play with it and bat it around to my cat's cardio content! This week I've been on 'Barry Ball Alert" - got my SF Giants dude-kitten cap on, and I'm cattin' round to find the right spot to be in when Barry pops that ball MY direction. No mit for the smitten kitten, cuz I've got four terribly Tiger awesomely Ocelot every endangered cat and ferociously feline sized paws! If anyone can catch the Bonds magical ball - this Mighty Meowster can.


So imagine YOU are watching ME holding the winning 755th Bonds Ball - Catch me if you can!















Ciao & Meow
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

A Harried Harry Potter Night

You didn't think I was going to miss out on the July 21st 12:01am book launch for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, did you? Catzowey - I'm not only nocturnal, but I'm a fine literary feline with a muse for mighty meowster wizardry. Sure, you bet, I stood in the line with catzillions of Muggles Friday night. Didn't see any other Meowsters but I got my book and rushed home with my prized and oh so PURRfect possession which weighs about as much as I do!

Cats have 9 lives and Harry has 7 so I surmise cats win! But deciding where to begin and how to open this 759 page of wand making miracles was challenging for my Muggle Meowster paws.


In fine Harry style, and not owning a magic wand, I waved my paws over my precious possession, hoping the book would do an abra-cat-dabra opening for me.












Teeth always work when the wand fails! I've got to get into this book and begin PURRusing the pages before the next movie comes out!







In my wildest kitten dreams, I'm hoping Voldemort vanishes but I'm a content-o-cat because I got my book.














Ciao & Meow
GUIDO - The Italian Wizardly Wonderful Kitty

Technicat Kitty Bags It Big Time

I was going for 40 kitten winks and after the 39th winkie dinkie, I decided to wake up and PURRuse fine feline eco-cat friendly bags.







My CAThetic energy drove me to exploring this "Baskets of Cambodia Bag, sustainable goods and nonCATastrophic for the workers - hmmm I'm feeling fine vibes but how to enter it is the kitten question of the day.










CATZOWEY I am looking through the looking glass! Where's the mad hatter to rescue this smitten kitten? Help I'm falling in.... and this bag is bigger than both of us!


















A jumble of tumble, the mighty meowster is expelled from the eco-friendly bag. Probably best that I get on to other catechismic kitten antics












CIAO & MEOW,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Fun and Furtabulous Fourth

Proof that my paws kicked back and lounged on Independence Day - and I practiced being more independent too - exactacatly doing what this mighty meowster wanted to do!
Ciao & Meow,


GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Patrioticat Revs Up For July 4th

I'm an Italian Kitty, but hey folks - I live in and love my USA and Catzowey and I'm independent for sure, so I want to partake in Independence Day. It's my first 4th of July so I'll celebrate it to the maxi PURRfect powers possible. Amazing - this year everything is a Feline First for me, so let's get on with the warm up for creating a nonCATastrophic 4th of July. Paws in motion and here we go...

To get into the mighty festive meowster mode, a nip of vintage catnip is on my list of things to do (well, just a little more than a big paw full). Then I indulged in a bowl of Spain's finest Catalonian olives and then played "pop the Champagne bubble " for hours and
I've definitely got a kitten buzz now!













Where did my flag go to?















OK, it's your guess: have I passed out or am I'm having an olive feline facial. It's a catatonic moment...












And what's the end result? An epicureous purrfectly Patrioticat Kitty who wishes you a fantasticat 4th of July!!





Ciao & Meow
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

PAWS SCRIPT: I'm going to an 07-07-07 wedding so there is a mini mouse possibility you will have to start your day next week, the Guido Way, without me. My traveling paws will be back in your IN box before you know it.