Purrresidents Day - itza ultra confusing and not too amewsing, cuz some of youza worked like dogs while some of youza got to know yur sofa better, yep uh huh on da Purrresidents Day Monday Fun Day holiday! If everybody inza all da YouEssHay duzn't have da PURRResidents Day Holiday off, then I thinks itza lemon of a holiday! Datsa my OhPinyun, butza catzowey I'ma EyeTailYun so my OhPinYun may not count (shhhh dontcha tell, but I'ma accustomcattted to nobody listening to me and myself).
Some places izza open fur biz and some izza closed on Purrresidents Day and nobody has the directacattory of whooza open and whooza closed which can give youza a giganticat hiss fit. But I'ma ecstaticat my favorito market wazza open cuz I took along my MasterCat Card and purrrchased these mainly made in Maine cool blue berries (yepsatini - chilled, just like I'ma supposed to be doing to control my EyeTailYun blood purrrresshure... chilling out).
Hey! Itza NOT the lazy hazy dayz of summer yet! So blame it on berries of blue that are de-comPURRRessing me - ohhhh me and myself izza feeling chilled and relaxacatted cuz da Mainly in Maine blue berries izza full of antioxidentacat stuff (nope datza not stuff fur yur teethies and not gonna help whiten and brighten da ivories).
After da fruitful meeting with da blue berries on Purrresidents Day, I meeted and greeted da Tiger Chief of PURRRtocol, (heeza inky dinky dude), but my giganticat self izza wishing him da giant Gung Hay Fat Choy! Thatza not EyeTailYun, but I showed him my EyeTailYun pawpitality. I'ma ecstaticat cuz itza da Chinese MEW Year and itza, well you know, hmmmzatini every 12 years itza da fabucatulous Year of The Tiger! Absoluticatically meowvaloso and I'ma roaring while enjoying all da festivities till 27th of February. Shuksatini, me and myself wazza born in 2006 the Year of the Rat (drat!). Holy Guacamole and Basta Pasta, they say those purrsons born under the sign of the Rat are supposed to have a MEOWlancoly year thizza year I hear....
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week - pawsatively! And be shure youza finds out what yur Chinese Zodiac MEW Years Sign Is - yep uh huh itza impurrtant to knows whatza youza born under or over!
Ciao and Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
Guido, I think BLUE berries are a very patriotic snack for Presidents Day! My Mommeh had to work that day. Darn it.
Guido, I can never imagine you having a MEOWlancoly year. You are far to PAWsitive.
Guido, I checked out the Chinese New Year chart and learned that I was born in the Year of the DOG!! What kind of year is that for a cat, I ask you? Oh, the indignity of it all!
We can't imagaine anyone NOT listening to you =you're a fun, cool cat, Guido!!...Happy Chinese New Year!...We are confused though=Calle/Halle are monkeys and Sukki is a boar??...Oh, that can't be right...xo...Calle,, Halle, Sukki
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