December 6, 2010

Untangle, Jingle Jangle & Tis the Season!

And thatza da reason I'ma exhausticatted. Catzowey! Itza HollyDaze time and me and myself is so so so busy dat I got no time fur my abundacatnaps.  Purrhaps itza gonna take all da day and all  da nighty time to figure out how my tree lights gotza all knotted uppa, when theyza just sitting quietly in da box all year. 

Itza fur shure theyza didn't get put in dat box like this!

There gottza be an ending so I can start !

WOWza MEOWza da tree arrived and I'ma inspectacatting it like da fabucatulous SuperDoopervisor duz. Youza knows a SuperDoopervisor does construction and also ....

Tree relocationing!  Checking out each branch cuz furesh green branch walking izza favorito sport at HollyDaze time. I hasn't topped da tree yet, but  if youza thinking dat my smitten kitten self toppled the tree, well youza correctacat. Holy cannoli! Itza resilient tree -  bounces back automaticatically when youza leaves da room. (Shhhh, dontcha tell anybody but, IF youza double clickity on da foto youza sees my tree relocationing work uppa close!)

There's abundacat reason and tis da season to enjoy da HollyDaze and purrhaps youza needs my "Smitten Kitten Stress Less Tip Of Da Weeka" ..... if youza feeling stressed-out and stressed-in and upza down and tipsy turvy I got da purrrscripshun:    kick back with  hot frothy Catpuccino, put da paws up ,have a pawdicure, do a downward Dog pawzishun and youza gonna be having a relaxacat HollyDaze. Youza got 11 more months to spread out da stress stuff so don't jamza pack it all into da December.

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Katnip Lounge said...

Hi Guido!
We think you did a great tree inspection job. Mommy agrees about the light strings...they're mission in life seems to be to tangle!

Ra & Jacky said...

Meowy Catmas, Guido and Yolo.

Harry Spotter said...

A cats work is never done. Great job. Hope you got some extra treats for all your hard work.

Curly said...

Well done, Guido! How would your meowmy untangle those lights without your help? You have earned your catpuccino.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You're looking super-festive my friend!!

Kisu and Kujy said...

We love the picture of you peeking through the branches
Meowsa Christmas !!

meowmeowmans said...

You did a great job of snoopervising and inspecting, Guido! Those light strands are a pain, aren't they?

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