July 11, 2011

Barreling Through A Barrel of Fun

There are wheel barrows, wine barrels, water barrels and barrels of fun but Me & Myself are more inclined to barrel down the Streets of San Franfuncisco, cruising in my CatOlac convertible. Nothing wiggles my whiskers more than the famoso San Fran Fog frizzing my fur and Fog keeps me cool during Sum Sum Summertini time in San Franfuncisco.

Itza fur shure, always before I hop into my CatOlac convertible, I gotta wake uppa the neighbors - hey can youza all hear me saying "Buon Giorno, it's a meowvalous day in the City by the Bay"!

Leave it tooza the Purrisians  to have the mostest meowvalous French Press Coffee maker and here I am pressing my Furench masheen EyeTailYun style.  Catzowey I feel a double Meow-spresso coming uppa! Good morning World!

Once the Catfeine is working and youza driving with me in my CatOlac convertible down da coast seeing da sites and site seeing, in true EyeTailYun fashun, weeza gonna stop at a cool cafe for something refureshing - a bottle of Purrrseco duz it fur me!

Weeza gotta keep our energy up and stop for some sweets on da road trip. Didja ever have Pomegranate & Champagne cuppie cakies? Theyza absoluticatically deelishus and probably filled with all da Omega Vitaminis cuz the cuppie cakies got Pomegranate inside - hmmmzatini I thinks Pomegranate is called da 'homely old fruit that's not winning any produce aisle beauty contests. Let's take pity on da poor Pomegranate!

Holy Cannoli I knew I shouldn't have had that extra cuppie cakie! I can barely fits into my new deeziner CommandoCat vest! Itza pooch size Medium and I'ma sucking it in for this foto.  My purrsonal shopper found a doggone great boutique "The Doggie Bag" in Granite Bay, CalEyeFurKneeYah and Signore Ammirato owns it. Hey heeza my fellow EyeTailYun so youza knows heeza catzowey! 

Jessie is "The Doggie Bag" boutique model and sheeza trying out my new Deeziner vest and not ecstaticat bout being a meowster model!  I thinks sheeza looking funtasticat in my new jacket!

Hey! I wishes you da mostest nonCATastrophic week and if youza ever seeing hues of blues, youza just reach out and pawmail me cuz I'ma always ecstaticat to hear from you & yurself.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Julia Williams said...

Guido, are you gaining weight? That picture from behind makes you look a little ... um ... wide in the behind. Perhaps it's just a bad angle -- well I certainly hope so!

meowmeowmans said...

Those cuppie cakes sure sound nommy, Guido! We hope you have a wonderful week.

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