Revamp of The Stamp

Yep uh huh, it's for sure stamps are part of our meowvalous life and we can't ever stamp out stamps.  We need stamps like we needs new furesh kitty litter every day!  But historicatically speaking, up till now, stamps have just been stamps.   CATZOWEY - meet the new & improoved Guido Stamp!

 In the olden golden not so modern cat days, you had to lickety lick lick the stamps to get them to stickety stick stick to the envelope. Guaranteed it got us headed to the water cooler masheen.

 Stickety stamps messed uppa the paws too so youza had to always wash up after putting the stamps on dat envelope. Shucksatini, time for new & improoved stamps and Me & Myself has them for you!

You can order your very own GUIDO STAMPS, yep uh huh good for posting in the USA and sending anywhere on the Planet.  And unlike the postie office, I offer you and yourself not 1 but 3 sizes of GUIDO POSTAGE STAMPS from my purrsonal Stamp Store & they're self adhesive so no ruining the paws or getting thirsty from lickety licking the stamps.

Youza can help Revamp The Stamp and make someone purr when they receive your purrrsonal card with Me & Myself, Guido the Italian Kitty stamped on it!

Wishing you a PAWSative and nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Aye Aye For The Eyes !

You cross the  "T" and supposed to dot your "i" but Catzowey, that takes uppa catnapping time, so Me & Myself suggests you just look into my eyes cuz theyza dot free!

 Yep uh huh it's fur shure my cat eyes are the real deal even when I'ma  hanging out in San Franfuncisco.

Some days when Me & Myself are so so so bizzi, I feel like a basket case, but my eyes are always open and on purrrtrol.

Right side uppa or uppa sides down, doesn't matter - gotta keep my cat eyes on everything everywhere down on the ground and all around.

 

Me & Myself  loves going to my Animal Assisted Therapy job (yep I'ma working meowster),  and it's good meowster manners to wear my official vest and always look the Manager directicatically in the eye!  Don't blink too much, cuz your eye blinks over 27,397 times purr day anyhow. And if youza blinks, you might miss that Moon hitting the Sky like that big Pizza Pie!

 

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

We're In The Dog Days Of Summertime

Looks like I've gone to the dogs! Hey, having abundacat diverse furiends is what life is all about and itza time for The Dog Days Of Summertime! Yep uh huh, it's for shure they're here now. Wowza meowza and wooofzaloni!

Check out these pooches looking meowvalously happy on my street as they meets and greets cuz theyza knows itza Sum Sum Summertime!

Ayacarumbacat! Definitely it was a tail zinger when Me & Myself was yungun on a pooch play date with Billy the CheeWowWow.

Me & Myself izza in the Dog Days of Sum Sum Sumertime mode and wearing the appropriate outfit. Hey ya gotta be fashionably purrfecto and fetch the moment!

Popped my preppy collar on my doggone dandy deeziner shirt, and ready to help the pooches get that bone back home! Does you know why  itza called The Dog Days of Sum Sum Summertime? Me and Myself thinks itza purrfecto time for  tossing in the bone, enjoying the meowment and a taking a catnap!

Wishing you and yours the mostest nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Let's Face It - You Are Curious As A Cat!

You must be curious as a cat to know if Me & Myself is on Facebook or notta on Facebook - I'ma wearing the encrypted answer for you & yourself. Got my CATZOWEY group called FOG 'Friends of Guido' where life is FOGtastic!

You must be curious as a cat to know if I wears Deeziner sunny shades made in Meowlano Italy. Yep uh huh behold, theyza gold!

You must be curious as a cat to know if I'ma wired -  absoluticatically and purrfectly hooked up like a  purrfeshonal technocat should be.

You must be curious as a cat to know what meowvalous color my underwater snorkeing goggles might be. Well, Me & Myself tells ya, yep uh huh itza fur shure theyza tropicatical Caribbean oshun blue. And my snorkel matches my Guido Speedo but I'ma not showing you that!

Catzowey! I do not wear emerald green contacts! If youza been curious as a cat to know, these are my original nachural green EyeTailYun eyes - and I got my cat eye on you!

Now go make it a meowvalous week and a nonCATastrophic one!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Flagtastic 4th of July Fashion

Don't even think about Me & Myself making a run for Purrresident! BUT if I wazza elected, I'd be an advocat for every Friday being "Free Pasghetti & Meatballs For All" and I'd sure get taxed doing dat!

Itza fur shure I wasn't Born In The USA (like Signore Bruce Springsteen) cuz I'ma EyeTailYun import,  but I'ma patrioticat who loves the USA's Independence Day on July 4th.  Everybody izza wearing the red, whites and da blue too this week and some going to the Purrrade too.

Wearing the colors in this fashion is handy when youza having a bad fur day and duzn't want to be recognized at the grocery store. It's a Grand Old Flag for sure.

Certainly conservatively, this Deeziner look can takes you from the potato salad bowl on your picnic table to the Tango Your Tootsies festival, and the wind duzn't blows it off.

Uh Oh! Excess stress meowment unfurling and I feel a giganticat hiss fit arriving when my flag gets stuck on my EyeTailYun nose, blocking da view of those spectacucatular fireworks.

Me & Myself hopes you sneak in some abundacatnaps and gets a hug from a Yankee doodle dandy dog too. Happy 236th Birthday tooza America!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty


PS... When youza not in your cupboard looking for the red, whites and blue,  Cast A Funtastic Vote For Me  - imagine me as a magazine Cover Cat!