Minding My Meowster Manners

Catzowey! Me and Myself gonna take you back to my wild child and smitten kitten days when
I was trying to learn my Meowster Manners - yep uh huh.

Didja ever hear somebody scream"do the dishes?"  

Well I started so so so early checking on the dish masheen to be sure 

it's doing the dishes.

Always, yep uh huh, always you wanna give up your space for your house guest.

Good ideas to check your glasses for spots - uh huh it's for sure you
don't want to see spots or dots on your glasses.

Be sure you always looks dat friend smack dab in the eye when
cat chatting with dat friend.

It's meowvalous to purrractice being EGGstatic over simple stuff.

Well that's all my smitten kitten Minding My Meowsters Manners tips I learned.
Now YOU know I wish YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week - uh huh I do!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Kiss Me! I'm Irish - OOOPS! Well Today I Am

Just one day a year we can all purrrtend weeza Irish and everybody believes it. 

Yep uh huh it's for sure.

You gonna be seeing a sea of green everywhere and on your munching luncheon plate too! 

Pssst my organicatnip is as green as can be & no plate required.

San Franfuncisco's finest SFPD wearing the green on the machine.

Whaaat?  My man cat self asked for a lil mug. But someone got smug 

with this inky dinky lil leprechaun sized jug.

Catzowey! Lil sisfur Grappa kissed the birdie blarney stone today!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and a week full of meowvalous smiles

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty