Minding My Meowster Manners

Catzowey! Me and Myself gonna take you back to my wild child and smitten kitten days when
I was trying to learn my Meowster Manners - yep uh huh.

Didja ever hear somebody scream"do the dishes?"  

Well I started so so so early checking on the dish masheen to be sure 

it's doing the dishes.

Always, yep uh huh, always you wanna give up your space for your house guest.

Good ideas to check your glasses for spots - uh huh it's for sure you
don't want to see spots or dots on your glasses.

Be sure you always looks dat friend smack dab in the eye when
cat chatting with dat friend.

It's meowvalous to purrractice being EGGstatic over simple stuff.

Well that's all my smitten kitten Minding My Meowsters Manners tips I learned.
Now YOU know I wish YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week - uh huh I do!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Gung Hay Fat Choy & Fat Tuesday Too

It's not REDiculous at all that everything is coming up FAT this week.
 Didja know "Gung Hay FAT Choy" is happy Chinese New Year, and it's the

 Year of the Goat/Ram we hear. So don't youza go ramming around but perhaps you 

grows a Goat Tee Hee Hee - yep uh huh datza what lil sisfur Grappa thinks - and me too.

Bamzatini we got Fat Tuesday & Chinese New Year all in one meowvalous week!

Fat Tuesday izza funtastic Tuesday cuz I can eat bags of my favorito Canidae cat foods and go back for the second helping too cuz you gotta get fat on Fat Tuesday.

What can I add to Chinese New Year & Fat Tuesday to top off the week?

A bottle of EyeTailYun Purrrseco is purrfecto!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week and a purrfecto Fat Tuesday
and a happy Gung Hay Fat Choy too

Ciao & Meow !
GUIDO the Italian Kitty