Holy Cannoli I'm Not Monkeying Around These Days

Catzowey!

Me and myself are not monkeying around  these days

with the quarantine.

But we sure are happy to meet this

masked monkey dude .. aren't you?

Feeling Starstruck with Venus aligned with Jupiter?

Put on your Hollywood Dark Glasses but watch it from

INSIDE so ya don’t get out of your bubble! 

Otherwise

you cause dat covid trouble!

 

Well well well .... we EyeTailYuns know Red Peppers

are as sweet as a meowvalous kiss so

get yourself a rocking Red Pepper to

pump up your lips.

Hee Hee Hee - I swear it's true about Red Peppers

cuz my Man Cat meowster lips are pumped up & I'm

smiling wildly too!

Nowza Meowza  Me and Myself are

just hanging out after indulging in the

sweet heat of Red peppers and

feeling exhausticatted

Catowey! It's for sure, I'm chllaxing and relaxing cuz

ya may have heard I got dat Stage 3 Chronic Kidney Disease.

Yup diagnosed July 20th 2020

Dangzatini Me & Myself gonna beat this dude at his game!

So I ask you & your furmily to cross da paws, knees

toes, fingers, tails & whatever you can cross that

I gets bettah and back to feeling meowvalous

AND please join me at #TeamGuidoStrong

Cuz the power of the paws works !

Abundacat Hugs - HEALTHY HUGS of Course!

And cheers to YOU having a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hoorayzatini - Pass Me My 4th of July Meowtini

Catzowey!

Can ya believe dat Spring sprung and now it's

some sorta sum sum Summer time already.

Me & Myself are in the sparkling mood for celebrating - yup even an
 EyeTailYun kitty
loves dat 4th of July day and this year it’s on CATURDAY ..Hoorayzatini !

 Licking my Man Cat chops cuz 4th of July
means abundacat foods - good stuff, yup uh huh!
Like barbecued everything, sweet taters with nip dressing and
super duper creamy pie.

My lil sistah Grappa is roaring ready and

looking kinda Patrioticatish too!

 Weeza been quarantined so many months here
dat if I didn’t see this sign when I was out driving my Cat-Oh-Lac, 
Me & Myself wouldn’t even know it’s the 4th of July cuz we missed
March, April, May and June too ... bummeroni.

We Meowsters are missing the normal 4th of July fun so weeza

reminiscing about fantasticat 4ths in our

past - here we are grabbing a tan one year at a pool pawty.

Don’t unfurl your safety and be sure ya distance your paws

 from other paws.
And pawsatively here’s my cheers to our 1st Not-So-Normal 4th of July,
but a healthy one for sure!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty