Purrhaps youza exhausticatted from a hecticat week and just wanna bag it - well Purresidents Day izza da purrfecto day to do that.
Laying around while twisting uppa and down on Purresidents Day might beeza more meowvalous than taking an aerobicat class. And good news: youza already on da floor so youza can't fall over and go kabumpity bumpza and get da bruise!
Itza no SirPrize that itza funtasticat Monday to be doing absoluticatically nothing cuz itzza politicatically correct to do that on Purresidents Day, but itza also da 1st Monday of da Chinese New Year "Year of The Wabbit", and my pal Signore Tiger izza cat-chatting Man Cat style with me.
Yep uh huh, itza fur shure, he says he's exhausticatted cuz last year was The Year Of The Tiger and heeza looking to kick back his paws and snooze till his Year pops uppa again in 2022. WOWza MEOWza he's gonna be rested and revved up like Tony the Tiger! If youza born in 1951 or 1963 or even 1975 or 1987 then this izza your year and youza in The Year Of The Rabbit. Congratucatulashuns and Happy Hopping Mew Year from Me & Myself.
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty