SPOOKY KOOKY & IT'S FUR REAL

 

It's fur real! Halloween is Boo-Tasticat!! And I got my furst Halloween

dressing uppa lessons from my momma Baci when I was just

a smitten kitten waaaay back in 2006. 

Momma Baci loved Halloween

cuz she wazza orange as a Cat-Oh-Lantern! I loves loves

loves dressing uppa for Halloween so here we go with my

my favorito costumes.

Yup Uh Huh it's me and myself having a mini meowster

 bewitching fine feline time.

 

 As I grew into my ears, I was hearing 

"Hey Guido you're a Lil Devil" so me & myself

dressed uppa as a Lil Devil!

When I gotta lotta bigger I dressed up on Halloween 

as 

an Aloha-Ha Hawaiian tourist visiting dat Pineapple farm!

 The next year I became an

Australian Cowboy.

 I was meowing "Yee Hah".

Yup uh huh it's true,

while rounding uppa the jumping kangaroos.

 

 Move on over Signore Johnny Depp - have you met 

Pirate Di Giorno Guido from EyeTailYa?

 

WOWza MEOWza!

This izza where my Staff needs to be

written uppa cuz there izza no sense in dressing

my mancat self uppa as a Mouse! 

Purrrhaps Staff overdosed on Catnip-Lattes!

 

Holy Cannoli my lil sistah Grappa gets the

purrrrize for being a real Lil Devil!  She thinks

her name is "NoGrappaNO!"

 

Itza meowvalous when ya veg out with the veggies!

 These are bambino pumpkins and someday

they're gonna be big like Me & Myself.

And this 2020 year Me & Myself is dressing uppa

as a Fine Feline FURst Responder ....

Doing house calls for those who need

their TemPURRRature taken or if they’re

hyPURRRRventilating I can help.

 

PUMPKIN CATPUCCINO KITTY KISSES

&

GHOST-TASTICAT WISHES!

 

BOO TOO!!!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

When The Moon Hits The Sky Like A Big Pizza Pie .. It’s Columbus Day!

 

Basta Pasta !

Today is MY favorite day of the Year.....

Wearing the Italian colors makes me 

and myself

 Purrrrrrroud! (Plus dat green 

matches my eyes.. Italian eyes!

                                   Hee Hee Hee! It’s me & myself wrapped 

                        up in my mostest meowvalous Italian Blankie.

               

            Catzowey - AM I looking like a Chef di Giorno

on dat Ravi OH OH OH Li can 

or

 an Italian baseball player?

Nope, it’s not a COPPOLA !

It’s my super duper Italian Ski hat for

when my paws are skiing in the

Italian Dolomites looking for Italian mice,

 Yup Uh Huh!

Holy Cannoli my little fratella (hey dats Italian for Sistah) is 

in the Columbus Day mood too

She’s Grappa and gots a real Italian name like me! 

Me and Myself wishes meowvalous you a day of 

Roaring Red Raviolis, 

Purrrfecto Purrrrrciuto and oodles of Oh My Pizza Pies!

Amore mi amici!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty