In My Costume Closet With Me & Myself

Just days away from Halloween and I'm purrpondering what to wear. Autumn is awesome, Fall is fab and veggies are furesh and colorful, so Me & Myself izza thinking of doing Halloween dressed as an organicat Undercover Pumpkin Farmer. I blends right in purrfectly and gonna scare da scarecrows!

 Looking South out my window I'm dreaming of awesome Australia, so thought purrhaps I'd dress up as an authenticat Jacaru - Datsa Aussie chat for da round uppa Cowboy and Yee Hawzatini, I could bring along my pet Boxing Kangaroo and do a Waltz With Mathilda and toss some shrimpees on my EyeTailYun Barbeque too. Feeling like Jumping Jackaru Flash!

 Me & Myself always feels inky dinky devilish at this time of the year  OR youza can call me Pope Guido the Furst and I declares everyday an "eat Fish day."

Catzowey! I got smart and took my MasterCat Card and myself to PetSmart to check out the new cool Martha Stewart Pet Clothes AND got myself a super sharp shirt and a new Martha Stewart Skeleton rope toy! Meowvalous toys - diversible and reversible: some fur cats and some fur pooches!

Datza my brofur Yolo comes to my rescue for brotherly assurance and backup purrteckshun in case Signore Skeleton comes to life!  But when I'ma wearing my power shirt with my collar popped, nothing spooks me! (pssst, itza in da Martha Stewart Pets Collection, in pooch depawtment)

Nope, I didn't have Cosmeticat Surgery and I'm not in a Dachsund Costume! Thatza my pal Jake the bambino Dachsund, visiting me in his sequined Skeleton shirt, yep uh huh itza in the Martha Stewart Pets at Petsmart collection too.  Doggone right Jake putza his paws of approval on da Rope Toy and 9-Squeakers Halloweenie Cat too, and Jake said theyza pooch purrfecto. Me & Myself and Jake are guys whooza likes stylish clothes, affurdable prices and good quality Catzowey toys, and we share em - cuz datza neighborly!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and make no bones about it - Halloween is popping upon us!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hug The One Ya Love

When I'm having a wild week, Me & Myself both find that hugging the one we love is the purrfecto purrscription for feeling better. CATZOWEY, hugging izza healthy, not genticatically modified, 100% nachural,  and no fake fillers or syntheticat stuff in a hug. Hugs are healthy, yep uh huh it's for shure.

Lemme tell ya, giving back to my favorito non-profit animal organizations is as good as a giganticat HUG, and it  helps keep my EyeTailYun blood preshure at sea level. Giving back to my CoMEWnity makes me catnap comfy, cuz giving back is like an Alaska King Crab sized dose of shrimps. Itza relaxing to know youza helping others and when youza helps, you get a hug.

Didja ever sneak up on somebody and shout SirPrize (and then hug them?) Well, Me & Myself gonna SirPrize you with a fabucatulous way to shop so you don't drop.  It's shopping frum your cat bed, shopping from da sofa or even while youza multi-cat-tasking on yur fone! It's meowvalous: when you're shopping you're donating money directly to the animal rescue org of YOUR choice. Yep Uh Huh, I'ma telling you  that ADOPT A SHELTER is the mostest meowvalous thing since Seafood Supreme Souffle or Creamy Cannnolis!  Imagine this: your purrchase from the online store will give a portion of that to the shelter of your choice!

Reaching out and pawsatively touching someone can be funtastic. And if you shop, youza gonna drop some moola into yur favorito animal rescue org at the same time. Kind of like a free HUG!  It's EASY and itza FREE too. Just start at  ADOPT A SHELTER  and then  shop yur favorito online retailers, like Amazon, iTunes, Old Navy, PetSmart and a catzillion other great stores - every meowvalous time you buy, they donate!  Life is Catzowey!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and here's my Man Cat Hug for YOU.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

My Keen Eye For Dining Deezine

Catzowey! Look into my eyes and youza hears me better!  Yep uh huh, itza fur shure youza gonna see what my EyeTailYun self has got to say.

No catnapping today cuz Mail has arrived and I'ma ecstaticat to try the latest dining goodies  Martha Stewart Pet Accessories  has deezined. They're meowvalous materials and doggone cool designs for we Meowsters and my small pooch pals too.  Use them in yur home or when youza traveling cross country in yur LimoOhZeen.  

This product rocks Me & Myself Cuz the  Stay In Place - Place Mat doesn't slip, slide or glide all over my floor, even during my San Franfuncisco earthquakes, and itza got a lip to catch my dropped foodz (pssst can hold yur nip too!). So when I'ma chowing down on my favorito Pasghetti and Meatballs and get a little slippity sloppy, my food still stays on the mat! That makes the Staff happy.  Get comfurtable with yur creamy catpuccino and watch this  Mewvie of Me & Myself In My Dining Room, dining and not whining with my new cool stuff - and thanks to PETSMART youza can get a discount on these items cuz theyza on sale NOWwza MEOWza!

On the lookout for more meowvalous home stuff that gives me a comfurtable & catzowey life style. Hiding out in my UPS Hide-Out box to SirPrize the mail purrson.  No catnapping cuz I hear weeza got more funtasticat home furKneeShings arriving, maybe by plane, train or surfboard!  Pssst, speaking of  surfing, I wanna share something doggone cool with you - meet Buddy the Surfing Dog - my CalEyeFurKneeYah surf pal whooza gonna make you smile!

My crystal cat ball says youza gonna have a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty