City Kitty Is Busy

Oh NO, itza not my birthday but everyday is speshule like a birthday so I starts it out in a good pawsative mood. I just purrtend like itza really my happy birthday speshule day. Hey..hooza not happy on their birthday?

First thing in da morning youza always wanna open yur eyes and smell the flowers in the early hours - rev up dat Flower Power.

Once a week I gotta get my cup O' catpuccino at Carmichael Salon cuz itza what gets my whiskers wiggling and stylishly spiffed. It's the purrfecto way to start my day the Guido way, and then I goes for the fluff and stuff treatments by the pros! It's kind of likes ordering the super dooper deluxe detailing on the EyeTailYun Furrari without the wax job.

Me & Myself  always reserves a deep moisturizing Man Cat Fur Wash Treatment and I has a whisker trim too. But youza right if youza thinks I opticatted out of their fine facial waxing treatment cuz CATZOWEY I likes my facial fur for shure!

Exhausticatted after starting my day the Guido way, so kicking back and relaxacatting at "Occupy My House" before I move into the next part of my only-in-San Franfuncisco day. 

Youza thinking you're on HD high caffein or watching 3D TeeVee, right?  Hey going to da salon, early morning hour of flower power and starting my day the Guido way wears Me & Myself out and this is the real us - up close and purrsonal. Psssst - come close so I can share a secret with youza:  if youza curious as a cat to know about my 2-tone lips, theyza nachural and not BowTaxed and my ivories are cavateez free.

Remember in November: No check out lines by shopping right here  at a catzillion online stores, while a portion of your purchases goes to dat animal org of your very own choice! All thanks to Adopt A Shelter and their catzowey caring company! Fur shure theyza all takes MasterCat Card or Ameowican Express, ancient dug up Greek Drachmas and purrobably Euros too.

Wishing youza meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrfecto Time To Shop Till You DON'T Drop

 I'm hollering like they shout in Kmart, "AhTenShun All Shoppers" cuz I need youza to put down yur warm waffle that's floating in savory syrup, mute the TeeVee and hold the foam from over-foaming on your Catpuccino masheen, cuz I gots news! YOUZA can NOWZA shop from your home puter and your shopping dollars will go to animal organizations who shure are in need of the help.  Thanks to our furiends at ADOPT A SHELTER whooza invented this fine shopping furiendly company - you shop, ya don't drop, hey itza Catzowey!  Catch da super short infurmayshun VIDEO about how it works!  Say arriverderci to aisle exhaustion and shopping cart rage.

Holy Cannoli Is it true Thanksgiving Day izza arriving this month already?  Me & Myself fell right into my Fall basket when I heard dat.

Who said "Life Is A Bed Of Roses?" I'ma curious as a cat cuz we got no roses at this time of da year but we got da leaves fur leaf peeping and theyza furagrant free but funtasticatically colorful.

I gotta hold of a household tip just for you:   always have a dandy and handy item to tie up da colorful Fall branches, so theyza don't fall all over da floor and then youza gets blamed for making that mess. Yep uh huh, itza fur yur purrtekshun.

 I'ma always purrpondering how colorful things get at this time of da year when we gotta not so much sun sun sunny rays.

Yep uh huh itza fur shure, even with far less  sun sun sunny rays during the days, I still got my Job with the Seniors at their Senior Center. Itza more meowvalous than a day filled with sunny rays! Me & Myself always goes to my job purrfectly pawdicured and wearing a good deeziner shirt.

 As the Hollywood mewvie purrducers say  - it's a wrap! And here's to a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacatnaps and purrhaps a creamy cannoli!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hug The One Ya Love

When I'm having a wild week, Me & Myself both find that hugging the one we love is the purrfecto purrscription for feeling better. CATZOWEY, hugging izza healthy, not genticatically modified, 100% nachural,  and no fake fillers or syntheticat stuff in a hug. Hugs are healthy, yep uh huh it's for shure.

Lemme tell ya, giving back to my favorito non-profit animal organizations is as good as a giganticat HUG, and it  helps keep my EyeTailYun blood preshure at sea level. Giving back to my CoMEWnity makes me catnap comfy, cuz giving back is like an Alaska King Crab sized dose of shrimps. Itza relaxing to know youza helping others and when youza helps, you get a hug.

Didja ever sneak up on somebody and shout SirPrize (and then hug them?) Well, Me & Myself gonna SirPrize you with a fabucatulous way to shop so you don't drop.  It's shopping frum your cat bed, shopping from da sofa or even while youza multi-cat-tasking on yur fone! It's meowvalous: when you're shopping you're donating money directly to the animal rescue org of YOUR choice. Yep Uh Huh, I'ma telling you  that ADOPT A SHELTER is the mostest meowvalous thing since Seafood Supreme Souffle or Creamy Cannnolis!  Imagine this: your purrchase from the online store will give a portion of that to the shelter of your choice!

Reaching out and pawsatively touching someone can be funtastic. And if you shop, youza gonna drop some moola into yur favorito animal rescue org at the same time. Kind of like a free HUG!  It's EASY and itza FREE too. Just start at  ADOPT A SHELTER  and then  shop yur favorito online retailers, like Amazon, iTunes, Old Navy, PetSmart and a catzillion other great stores - every meowvalous time you buy, they donate!  Life is Catzowey!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and here's my Man Cat Hug for YOU.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty