Technicat Kitty Bags It Big Time

I was going for 40 kitten winks and after the 39th winkie dinkie, I decided to wake up and PURRuse fine feline eco-cat friendly bags.







My CAThetic energy drove me to exploring this "Baskets of Cambodia Bag, sustainable goods and nonCATastrophic for the workers - hmmm I'm feeling fine vibes but how to enter it is the kitten question of the day.










CATZOWEY I am looking through the looking glass! Where's the mad hatter to rescue this smitten kitten? Help I'm falling in.... and this bag is bigger than both of us!


















A jumble of tumble, the mighty meowster is expelled from the eco-friendly bag. Probably best that I get on to other catechismic kitten antics












CIAO & MEOW,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Fun and Furtabulous Fourth

Proof that my paws kicked back and lounged on Independence Day - and I practiced being more independent too - exactacatly doing what this mighty meowster wanted to do!
Ciao & Meow,


GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Patrioticat Revs Up For July 4th

I'm an Italian Kitty, but hey folks - I live in and love my USA and Catzowey and I'm independent for sure, so I want to partake in Independence Day. It's my first 4th of July so I'll celebrate it to the maxi PURRfect powers possible. Amazing - this year everything is a Feline First for me, so let's get on with the warm up for creating a nonCATastrophic 4th of July. Paws in motion and here we go...

To get into the mighty festive meowster mode, a nip of vintage catnip is on my list of things to do (well, just a little more than a big paw full). Then I indulged in a bowl of Spain's finest Catalonian olives and then played "pop the Champagne bubble " for hours and
I've definitely got a kitten buzz now!













Where did my flag go to?















OK, it's your guess: have I passed out or am I'm having an olive feline facial. It's a catatonic moment...












And what's the end result? An epicureous purrfectly Patrioticat Kitty who wishes you a fantasticat 4th of July!!





Ciao & Meow
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

PAWS SCRIPT: I'm going to an 07-07-07 wedding so there is a mini mouse possibility you will have to start your day next week, the Guido Way, without me. My traveling paws will be back in your IN box before you know it.

Tip Toe Through The Tomatoes

Summer Solstice, sun rays to lounge in and organicat vine ripened tomatoes - catzowey summer is here! So when this health conscious authoriCATive kitten selects the delicat fruits of the season, I take care to pawsatively choose the finest of the vines.



Be wise like an owl (WHO?) and check your produce PURRfectly. Don't be afraid to get in touch with your tomato - visit all sides of it from all sides.



And what to create with my vine ripens? Pots of Puttanescat red sauce,Seafood catserole, Tomato infused catnip soufle or forgot putting your paws to work have fun - big beefy tomatoes make great hockey pucks!


Ciao and Meow and wishing you terrific tomato shopping!

GUIDO-The Italian Kitty

Lady Catterly's Love Goes Catzowey

CATSCANDALOUS is the movie theme and my smitten kitten ears perked when I heard about the new Lady Chatterly flick being released. And my wild whiskers went on point just thinking about the beautiful aristoCat heroine and the nimble not-so-Tom Kitty-dude in the flick. So what does a mighty maverick meowster do to sooth his woes? Hit the wine bottle - OR did it hit me??






If I'm going to meet the Signorina Catterly, I guess I should brush up and brush my molars but how to get this tube open??











Ah Ha, maybe I need to forego the feline formalities, after all I'm Guido The Italian Kitty. Purrhaps it is big time best if I just act naturally, you know, my paws up and my Catitude at full mast - I'll win her kitten Catterly heart and Catcapture her into my welcoming pawsatively mighty meowster paws.

A Summer tale tip for you: do your catzowey best and give someone a kitty hug!

Ciao and Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Shop Till The Paws Drop

What do you do when you need a perk up? GO SHOPPING! So off I went to Union Square and being the envirocat that I am (and hope you are) I took along my own cloth shopping bag - such a blissful blue color don't you think?


Popped out my MasterCat card and PURRchased these widdle wed wocks at Neiman Meowcuss for my flower vase and had a kittenish time trying to arrange them - definitely the sales tag should say "recommended for consumers over 2 feet tall".











Mama mia and a double catzowey - shopping is pawsatively exhausticating. True blue to the saying, I shopped AND dropped (no not my blue bag, but my smitten kitten self), zeroing in for a landing on the sofa sunray. Great time to replenish my catatonic electrolytes - you know, that DNA that keeps me PURRky and on my paws. All Italians take afternoon naps, haven't you heard it's the vida di Italia! What other way of life is there????










Wishing you a blissful week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Meowvalous Week Kicking Back The Paws

Recovering from my 1st birthday soiree, it was necessicat that I kicked back this week doing nothing, which is sort of what I normally do, but I managed to do more of nothing in a grander way. Watched Desperate Catwives from my favorite Not-Flicks CATalogue starring Eva Longtailgoria and Billy-Bob Bird. And I caught Pirates of the Caribbean - don't you think those swash buckling dudes look like the Three Mouseketeers .. I mean Musketeers? Johnny Depp has catitude that rocks my paws and has the women Purring too.

Speaking of Desperate Catwives - my new neighbor brought her diva paws over to borrow a cup of catnip. Catzowey, she could use an Extreme Makeover!


Next week I expect to be wound up again and entangled in my multitude of kitten antics.

Ciao & Meow to you,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty