August 23, 2009

Dramaticat Acrobaticat

Cirque du Soleil is the Cat's Meow when it comes to Nouvelle and MEWvelle entertainment so me and myself, being the internashunal meowster on the move, has been keeping in shape and buffing up da biceps cuz I heard theyza always looking for fantasticat talent. Ever since me and myself was an inky dinky meowster I wanted tooza be in the circus - yep uh huh thatza me in the Kinder-kitty stage doing the aerobicat high-wire walking moves.
Like anything in life - in all the 9 lives - nothing "molto meowvalous" comes eezy so I've been PURRacticing between my abundacatnaps, yep uh huh PURRacticing my acrobaticat routines ... and it's good to have a purrfesshunal "spotter" on site when youza hanging up down sideways in case youza needs help. Datsa what da "spotter" does - his bright eyes spots you . Catzowey duzza youza think da "spotter dude" does anything other than send da bright spots? Hmm, now I'm curious as a cat and purrpondering what exacticatically DOES da "spotter dude" do while I'm dangling on the high wire and he's just glowing below.

NOWza MEOWza fur shure! Pawsatively me and myself has got a grasp on the hand rails and ready to show off my moves... Can you tell I'm giving the Judges a little "cat eye-ola" get there attenshun?

Get yurself ready, cuzza this izza da finale, yep uh huh, itza where I duz the giganticat grande finale of swirling and twirling down the fine fabric curtains! My paws izn't letting go until I hear da applause of da judges .. hello ... judges? Anybody there?? Hellooo Judges itza me Guido the Italian Kitty, can ya seeza me up here??

I'm down on
the ground and making my bow - paws correcticatically crossed - with a Ciao & Meow and heading fur da day long catnap to dream bout my future as a tra-catapeze star with da Cirque Du Soleil. Da thought is wigging my EyeTailYun whiskers!

Ciao & Meow (and be shure youza gotta good spotter fur yur exercises or youza gonna have a CATastrophic day!)

GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Curly said...

Guido, those are pawesome pictures! You are a talented acrobaticat!

Halloween said...

Wow Guido! What an cat acrobat you are!


Christopher said...

Wowie you are good! All my catfamily is cheering and they described just how you were doing your circus was almost like being there, my friend!

The Island Cats said...

You sure are the acrobat cat, Guido! You got some good moves!

Vicki said...

Guido your a great acrobat cat but if you run way and join the circus. What about your family at home. They'll miss you?

Anonymous said...

Your mom sure takes great pictures... and you are so talented!

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