December 5, 2011

Rocking & Stocking My Tree With Me

There's a reason itza da Season to jingle and mingle all the way down the hall, and with a LaLaLasagna sized colorful ball! Itza da bizziest time of the year, but didja ever stop for a meowment to thinks about how bizzi Santy Paws' workshop is now? Theyza cranking out Silver bells and everything green and red,  faster than the sugar cane catnip-filled fairies can land to dance on my head. But without da Tree youza got nothing to dangle da balls, so you gotta have Tree, lots and lots and lots of Tree and then the "reason for the Season" begins.

 Oh Cwismas Tree, OH Cwismas Tree how will I get to the tippy top of thee?

 Catzowey! This is not a Partridge resting and nesting in a Pear Tree - itza someone branch walking and not talking bout it! Shhhhh, this is a highly purrsonal and well kept secret!

Twinkle twinkles inky dinky star. Puleeze tell me these lights got an end to them, and itza not far.

 Either I'ma shrinking into a smitten kitten size or we got tree ornaments made by the Jolly Green Giant factory. Me & Myself izza feeling dwarfed under my Buon Natale tree, and do you see what I see?

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week. Make it hiss-fit-free , no worrying or scurrying bout where you put dat on-sale wrapping paper youza bought last year! We're gonna skate thru these HollyDazed days together - yep uh huh itza fur shure we'll jingle and mingle, and deck out in our own halls with giganticat Cwismus balls, and some nip and ho ho holly, by golly.
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Donna said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! :)

ejckittylove said...


(having problems with leaving comments, if you get more than one, that is why!)

THANK YOU SO MUCH! for another year filled with wonderful, yet sage catnip tidbits on reminders on how to strive to live our lives and enjoy the meowment!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!! DO NOT EVER STOP WRITING YOUR GAZETTES!!! (WE LOVE THEM SO!!!)

ps...we need to discuss your nibbling on the mushroom bits and small cakes and potions that you acquired in your recent ventures in WONDERLAND with Alice!!! Hee Hee Heee!!!! THOSE ORNAMENTS APPEARED ENORMOUSLY HUMONGOUS!!!!!!!!

WE LOVE YOU!!!! <3 <3 <3 BACCI BACCI BACCI!!! <3 <3 <3 (((((HUGS!!!)))))
evey, missy, squirt, and tigerthyme

Julia Williams said...

Guido, it looks like you do a meowvalous job of helping your mom decorate for Christmas! I'm not sure I have ever seen such gigantic ornaments.

meowmeowmans said...

It sure looks like the holidays are in full swing there, Guido! The tree looks fantastic. But seriously ... where are you going to hang those ginormous ornaments? :)

Princess Jasmine said...

Wow that looks like an amazing tree you guys have there. Enjoy your secret tree climbing. We won't tell ;)xx

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