Catzowey!
It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta
figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick
and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic
and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!
It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting
the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get
right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're
paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta
be purrfecto.
Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously
cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope
no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat
bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.
Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy
and wanna select these kinda mellow
yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.
Pssst - dontcha forget this! Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,
and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta
open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.
My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her
colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no
petals, no treats, no card.
All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie
and red like roses!
Back to selecting da card!
Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can
send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.
It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your
Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will
be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where
I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini
I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!
Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama
Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!
wear something meowvalously funtastic!
Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs
this February 14th.
Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and
February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
