Abundacat Thanks On Thanksgiving Week

 The famous punkin pie making Pilgrims landed on da shores of, um ...  of ... hummzatini what shores did theyza land on? Waz it da white sandy shores of da Florida or da shores of San Franfuncisco.  I  shores duzn't know, do youza knows?

Starting to smack my smitten kitten lips just thinking of da Turkey tiddybitties tumbling from da table, but furst  here's my list of thanks fur da Thanksgiving week ..... yep uh huh itza da week for thinking of thanks (and good eats).

Me and Myself izza thanksful fur justa hanging out in da jungle at Cat Safari

Abundacat thanks fur all da fureshly made Pizza with Nip Tomato Sauce and da home delivery is reason toooza be full of thanks too

I gives even more thanks fur da daily furesh running water

Gotta give da thanks fur my little brofur YOLO whooza big little brofur

Most impurrtant izza da giant thanks  for YOU my furiend, cuz youza da spice of my ife in all da celestial seasonings! If youza celebrates Thanksgiving - enjoy it, andza travel safe. Purrhaps youza in da airport for da new "airport meowsage services" - give dem yur best Hiss Fit in true feline fashion and theyza faints and youza continues on to yur flight! I hopes youza has abundacat  right-unders, oopsatini I mean left-overs on FurEyeDay!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Calculayshuns Fur Good Times In Life

Catzowey! I added up da calculayshuns of my abundacatnapping time in my life, and look fur yur self at da giganticat numbers Me and Myself haz been catnapping! I'ma keeping  just one keen cat eye on these numbers, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Since my Scientificat  catnapping calculayshuns 'ala Dr. Albercat Schweitzer',  Me and Myself izza catnapping now with my cat eyes wide open. Trust me when I tells youza I'ma snoozing  and not loosing a miniscule meowment of napping.

 Holy Cannoli! Me and Myself wakes up frum catnapping to find a PINK Litter Box in my Suite! Hmmmzatini - there's rumors dat someone wants me tooza discover my Feline female side fur grounding purrposes.  Oh PUHLEEZE datsa never gonna happen in all my 9 lives cuz I'ma grounded and rounded man cat to the meowximum! Hey, pink stinks fur my Litter Box!

 But blue is true! And I tells youza I luvs blue hydrangeas and my true blue purrsonal fotographer, the doggone great meowvalous Mark Rogers of MARK ROGERS PET PHOTOGRAPHY,  cuz he captures me fur real. And hizza giganticat camera has all da automaticatically calculayshuns so I duzn't have to do nothing, but act nachurally!

 Here's we guys - Me, Myself and Mark and he makes my whiskers wiggle when weeza hanging out at my favorito place to kitty camp PET CAMP CAT SAFARI IN SAN FRANCISCO where life is catzowey when yur pawrents izza on vakayshun! Youza can go to Pooch Camp or the Ritz Catalton "Cat Safari" if youza meowster like me and purrfurrs Furst Class stuff . Theyza got two fine facilites fur we 4-leggeds.  Shhh dontcha tell, but itza not necessary to do calculayshuns fur having fun at Cat Safari where da kitty camping izza fantasticatico! Cuz the place rocks to the meowximum!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty