Hydrocatically Speaking

    Oh no! It's the H-Two-Oh factor - which is the combination of meowvalous molecules that makes life Catzowey! What does H-Two-Oh spell? WATER and without water, our whiskers would never ever wiggle and our tongues would never jiggle, and we'd have abundacat wrinkles too premeowturely.

Absoluticatically, youza gonna have different times of the day and different situations when you want H-Two-Oh. And definicatically there are different ways youza gonna be enjoying da water, but thatza yur choice. Nobody izza ever ever gonna say "drink Water my way cuz it starts your day this way"!

Itza impurrtant dat youza always never uses the wrong kind of container fur yur water or yurself, yep uh huh, and this izza Me & Myself sitting scurried and worried in da bad container, called Styrofoam and youza never ever wants to have yur smitten kitten paws in this thing cuz itza PURRtroleum based, and causes cancer and is NOT recycled. WOWza MEOWza - 3 strikes youza out!

Nachurally speaking, there izza way to get good water from the plants - yep uh huh, itza fur shure cuz 98% of all plant materials contain pure water. Catzowey! There is a destructive and non-destructive method to getting da water out of the plants so be shure you investigates the correct method. I assures you this is NOT the scientificatically correct method! 

 Being an EnviroCat can be exhausting so itza suggested youza just kick back and relax-a-cat after you drinks yur healthy H-Two-Oh. When you're relaxed and revved uppa again, life is Catzowey!

Here's to a meowvalous week and make it a nonCATastrophic one.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Kitty In The City - Life Is Catzowey!

Me & Myself are always angling and dangling for a Catzowey view. So weeza ecstaticat to share with you life as a City Kitty in da City of San Franfuncisco.  Pssst wanna here a secreto? Come close and admit it -  youza curious as a cat to know what is wiggling my City Kitty whiskers every day! So get yur double creamy Catpuccino ready, get comfurtable, relaxacat yur paws and we're off and running like a giganticat herd of turtles!

FURstly- youza gotta know, life is a puzzle when youza City Kitty living in the City and often the pieces to the Life Puzzle duzn't fit exacticatically. Datsa OK cuz thatza life as a City Kitty in the City.

Basta Pasta! Nothing more meowvalous than kicking back yur paws in the City and relaxacatting with a good book, and fur shure I luvs "Carl Goes Shopping" . Undoubtacatically, Me & Myself are thinking Carl should go shopping with my EyeTailYun self, to Meowlano Italy, fur a doggone cool deeziner shopping spree.

More than youza wanna knows, Me & Myself gotta be a TechnoCat every day, and fix da puter stuff. Exactly when it's time for my abundacatnaps, the wires conspires to make confusion for my office,so I has to get in back of the screaming streaming screen and be the fix it feline. Just call me a Man Cat At Work!

The Day izza never ever over with out being on Guard Cat Duty - like Brinks Cats at Work!  Gotta guard da baby brofur while heeza slumbercatting and snoozing cuz I'ma City Kitty kind of Man Cat at Work, yep uh huh fur shure.  And that leaves no time for my beloved abundacatnaps!

At the end of the Day as a City Kitty, I'ma basket case!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and hope itza PAWSative one!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Camping Out When Fogged In

Foggy San Franfuncisco is my favorito place to be a City Kitty. Itza where Me &  Myself always slumber away the day, while the famous Fog is rolling by.

Being a savy camper cat means always taking my favorito pillow along on the trip. Itza more meowvalous than a pillow filled uppa with dat goose down.

When Me & Myself is fogged in and camping out, we just gotta have the EyeTailYun Nip Cigar along on the trip.

Catzowey! Itza a purroblem when youza camping out cuz youza fogged in and youza catnaps too long and bamzatini - youza got the dreaded Bed Head! Yep uh huh datsa when yur fur is all flat like a bad ravioli. Me & Myself always twavels with a catnister of Bed Head spray to keep it away!

Wishing you a fog free week and make it a nonCATastrophic one too.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Surprise! Guess Who's Arrived

CATZOWEY! Youza gotta believe it when I tells you August has arrived - today is really the 1st day of August which means we all gotta catnap quickly cuz soon the Holly Daze is arriving.  Wondering if you & yourself are in the know on the Historicatical Amewsing News that has happened on August 1st. 

Always, fur shure, the 1st week of August holds a speshule place in my EyeTailYun meowster heart cuz itza when I found my furever home. This ancient foto frum my nip laden dusty archives shows me on the left with a person of interest and my real geneticat sisfur, Aurelia, on da right with another person of interest. Me and the sisfur said Arrividerci bambini dat day on August 5th, 2006 cuz weeza selectacatted our favorito persons of interest. Yep uh huh, fur shure youza gonna say it's an ahhh meowment!

 Have you & yourself heard the global rumor circulating everywhere that I growed into my ears later in life? Dontcha believe it! 

When you've having a good time, the time terrificatically flies by like faster than da pizza dough grows.  And itza time to announce on August 1st this year, that I am completely comfy in my ears, finally at Fab Five!  Now puhleeze remember, chillaxing is a superbo way to wait fur your ears to grow up, and relaxing is a fine way to pass the day even if it's not the Guido way! 

 I wishes you the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week, and purrhaps youza has a fun idea about how to Pawty Hawty the 1st week of August - send your purrfecto ideas. Me & Myself luvs a speshule OKshun which the 1st week of August is fur shure - yep uh huh! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Chillaxing & Relaxing In The Heat Wave

Me & Myself are feeling tropicatical. It's a hot Summer all over the Globe and some furiends are feeling like a "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof".   Let's chill with the thrill of laughter cuz laughing is definicatically the bestest stuff on da Planet, and it might bring da body temps down to Sea Level, then weeza all feels cooler.

Doggone it - everybody should have an indoor shwimming pool like Gus, and I always has my Guido Speedo ready for a quick cooling dip!

I mean GO GREEN and itza could cool us all down all over da Globe.

Itza cool to sneak a green but catOstrophic if theyza not tasty.

Public Services Meowsage:  Go Organicat Green, and don't get mean but I mean to tells you to be happy like my brofur Yolo is!  All thanks to CATCHING LIZARDS Handmade Pet Products and theyza got toys fur da feline furs and da doggone great pooches AND sparkling preshus stone jewels too! Be shure youza tells the deeziner, my furiend Mimi Pipino, dat youza FOG "Friend of Guido" and sheeza deezines something Catzowey fur you! Sheeza cool, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Are you feeling more cool? I wishes you the mostest meowvalous nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

The Traveling Unraveling Envirokitty

Definicatically, you've heard of Global Warming - it's warming uppa the Globe, and my Envirokitty self izza concerned about that. Yep Uh Huh, it never rains in CalEyeFurKneeYah and itza raining less in the Rain Forests. Fur shure these forests are hoomidity filled and can furizz yur fur. But definicatically, itza necessary to the Planet that we keeps da Rain Forests cuz many critters likes hanging out in dem, and theyza calls the Rain Forests 'home sweet hot home'.

Every now and then youza gonna come around da bend in a Rain Forest and meet someone different, like a lounging Gator. I didn't say see youza later alligator, but I did decide to lounge around with da great albino Gator named Claude. Itza meowvalous heeza not named Alli!  Pssst ...  heeza thinks I don't see him! But he duzn't really see me cuz heeza albino gator.

I'm not feline fooling around whenza I says the Rain Forests just izn't fur 4-leggeds. Fur shure everyone lives in that Rain Forrest on land and in water too. My pal Ferdinand da Fish whooza little fishy (but hey, even though he's not a catfish he's meowvalous) luvs his foto taken with my underwater cam. 

Imagine Me & Myself meeting and greeting the Penguins whooza curious as a cat about me showing up down under. I thinks this one is wondering where my Guido Speedo is!

Quzzicatical me wonders if youza purrpondering about learning more bout flying fishies, abnormal florals, purrhaps penguins or a great gator or two.

Traveling and unraveling in the Rain Forrest often makes me exhausticatted!

Wishing you da mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Barreling Through A Barrel of Fun

There are wheel barrows, wine barrels, water barrels and barrels of fun but Me & Myself are more inclined to barrel down the Streets of San Franfuncisco, cruising in my CatOlac convertible. Nothing wiggles my whiskers more than the famoso San Fran Fog frizzing my fur and Fog keeps me cool during Sum Sum Summertini time in San Franfuncisco.

Itza fur shure, always before I hop into my CatOlac convertible, I gotta wake uppa the neighbors - hey can youza all hear me saying "Buon Giorno, it's a meowvalous day in the City by the Bay"!

Leave it tooza the Purrisians  to have the mostest meowvalous French Press Coffee maker and here I am pressing my Furench masheen EyeTailYun style.  Catzowey I feel a double Meow-spresso coming uppa! Good morning World!

Once the Catfeine is working and youza driving with me in my CatOlac convertible down da coast seeing da sites and site seeing, in true EyeTailYun fashun, weeza gonna stop at a cool cafe for something refureshing - a bottle of Purrrseco duz it fur me!

Weeza gotta keep our energy up and stop for some sweets on da road trip. Didja ever have Pomegranate & Champagne cuppie cakies? Theyza absoluticatically deelishus and probably filled with all da Omega Vitaminis cuz the cuppie cakies got Pomegranate inside - hmmmzatini I thinks Pomegranate is called da 'homely old fruit that's not winning any produce aisle beauty contests. Let's take pity on da poor Pomegranate!

Holy Cannoli I knew I shouldn't have had that extra cuppie cakie! I can barely fits into my new deeziner CommandoCat vest! Itza pooch size Medium and I'ma sucking it in for this foto.  My purrsonal shopper found a doggone great boutique "The Doggie Bag" in Granite Bay, CalEyeFurKneeYah and Signore Ammirato owns it. Hey heeza my fellow EyeTailYun so youza knows heeza catzowey! 

Jessie is "The Doggie Bag" boutique model and sheeza trying out my new Deeziner vest and not ecstaticat bout being a meowster model!  I thinks sheeza looking funtasticat in my new jacket!

Hey! I wishes you da mostest nonCATastrophic week and if youza ever seeing hues of blues, youza just reach out and pawmail me cuz I'ma always ecstaticat to hear from you & yurself.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty