Giant Fun in San Franfuncisco

Wellza I tells ya that I gotta tell you how ecstaticat I am about my San Franfuncisco Giants playing ball cuz I luvs luvs luvs playing ball and anything Giant woos me too! (pssst, dontcha tell anybody else, but I luvs Giant sized bowls of Pasghetti & Meatballs cuz I'ma EyeTailYun!)

Ever since Me & Myself wazza smitten kitten sized, I've been playing ball in a Giant way!

 And nothing more purrrfecto than playing ball with a good furiend, yep uh huh, cuz furiends are the spices of life like good organicatnip and sweet EyeTailYun basil! Pssst, good furiends are almost as good as sharing a Pizza Meowgarita with extra cheese please!

Holding on to yur furiends like I holds on to my favorito Giant baseball izza what makes life speshule. 

It's meowvalous to Take Me Out To The Ballgame  (sneak that song in at the 7th Inning Stretch) and share fun  meowments with my man cat pals, doing what we boyz do - smiling in a GIANT way! Didja know that song is older than all of us cuz it was composed in 1908!

Me & Myself are fashionably correct having Giant fun in the sun or in my famoso FOG too will do!

The Staff and Me & Myself wish you a nonCATastrophic & Giant great week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Itza Catzowey Week On The Planet

The whole week has been fantastic and sandtastic too, all around the Planet.

Oh YOU hoo  - I went to Honolulu and tried to board the surfing board BUT read this sign! I'ma giganticat EyeTailYun man cat but I'ma not 3 feets tall and being almost 3 feets long didn't count.  Bummeroni.

When Me & Myself couldn't board dat Surfboard, we went birdie watching on the beach. Wondering how one bird walks forward, making all those foot prints in the sand without going backwards cuz birds don't put it in reverse and back up. Thatza something to purrponder fur shure!

Catzowey!  My San Franfuncisco self looking upwards for more bird watching and I sees Giants everywhere!

Call me the CATcher cuz this is how the purrfeshunal Buster Posey catcher wears his hat. I saw it on TeeVee - yep uh huh.

ME & Myself are definitely exhaustacatted from all the Catzowey activities on the Planet this week so gonna chillax and relax.

 I wish YOU a GIANT meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week and be sure you take time to kick back and relax at least for a meowment.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's The Week For Blessings Galore & More

Didja know this October 4th and every October 4th izza the day we Anipals & fine feathered furiends get blessed cuz it's the umpteenth birthday of our pal St. Francis of Assisi (yep uh huh, heeza EyeTailYun!)

Doggone yes it's fur shure! Every fur is welcome at Church on St. Francis Day and itza purrfecto to sing along when the church organ starts its pipes pumping out the Hymns for him.

Me & Myself purrfurs to sit out the Hymns and hum along in comfort on my meowvlaous matching Pew seat cushion.

Itza HIM! Yep uh huh itza St. Francis himself having a meowster moment - purrpondering something. 

AhTenZeeOhKnee! This izza NOT St. Francis but theyza both looking saintly! Pssst, is it true dat people look like their Anipals?

 All the Anipals get the aisle seats at Church with good views of the PURRsession coming down that aisle.

I'ma pulling out all the pawty ribbons and gonna be celebrating the birthday of our pal St. Francis of Assisi. Hey - if heeza born in 1181 how yungun does that make him today?  Happy meowvalous birthday wishes to our pal St. Francis, whooza talked to the anipals and thought like an anipal.

 Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Whatza Cooking?

Meowvalous to enjoy the sensational foods of EyeTailYah and I tells ya, nothing more savory than a giganticat sized Italian cookza bookza. 

Itza important to know what country youza cooking the foods of, so naturally Me & Myself always brings out the EyeTailYun flag as my book mark.

Basta it's Pasta and making my whiskers wiggle! 

Gotta have a bottle of something in your cucina when youza wondering whatza cooking - can youza see whatza on my Vino Bottle?

Holy Cannoli!  Itza my favorito authenticat Pizza with the sensayshunal cheese of the Buffalo and the really red tomatoes that I puts my toes into to crush during the Fall crush. Itza never ever too early for the Early Birds tomatoes, oopsatini I means Early Girls tomatoes! 

Me & Myself been devouring Pizza by the hour since we were inky dinky!

Whooza said put corn kernels on Pizza?? Ah Ha Hazatini! Pass me a CatnipTini

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and remember, it's the end of September and getting darker earlier so less time to catnap in the sunny rays. That means we gotta speed nap!

Ciao & meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Tossing My Hat In The PURResidential Ring

Catzowey! Everybody izza purrpondering over who to votes for in November's  USA Purresidential eeeelekshun.  I'm tossing my hat in the ring so how about voting for Me & Myself?

 Some furiends gonna looks to the left and purrhaps looking for a fine Fillybuster busting out all over election.

And some furiends gonna be looking to the right for a mighty tight election.

 Whatever ring your hat is flung into, youza gotta enjoy the meowment, and I luvs luvs luvs strutting on the catpaign trail in my custom made deeziner hat. Yep uh huh, custom made by ZK CAT COUTURE    and this company rocks deezining the bestest ever hats on the Planet. Duzn't matter if youza running for office or going to your Easter purrade, cuz their hats are made for all occassions and for Man Cats and the bella Signorina kitties. These hats are comfurtable and sturdy 24/7 all of the time. AND the shipping box rocks too!  If youza has a passion for fashion, well you gotta order from ZK CAT COUTURE & tell em Guido sended you!

Nothing makes my whiskers wiggle more feline finer than a meowment with my favorito San Franfuncisco Queen of Beach Blanket Babylon whooza holding me and my Purrresidential Candicat-self mighty tighty with her winning hat on her head! Purrhaps I makes her my FURst Lady when I gets elected as PURResident and youza all comes for a slumbercat pawty in the Lincoln Bedroom at my Tidy Whitey House!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Falling Into Fall - That's All !

Catzowey! It's the 2nd week of September and time to remember we're almost falling into Fall. Leafs are blushing red and falling all over cuz it's time for Fall.

 Fur shure, it's pawsible you might fall onto your house guest whooza visiting you and yur house this Fall.

Keep your keen cat eyes on your Fall house guest whooza trying to stand tall and NOT to fall this Fall!

 Purrrhaps youza feels the urge to fall, so you gotta remember, even if itza not September, always fall onto something comfurtable and cushy!

Mostest impurrrtant is to always have your ID on you. Cuz if youza falls in Fall time or Spring time or Sum Sum Summertime and then wakes up and doesn't know who excacticatically you are, youza in trouble if youza without your ID. Then youza cannot get home to that giganticat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs  cuz youza got Fall Amnesia, and that could cause a tsunami sized hiss fit. 

Wishing you a meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Extreme Floral Makeover

Catzowey! Imagine dat your  flowers are in the wrong place and out of pawzishun!  It happens  without you knowing it happens- yep uh huh it duz!

And that's when you want to call in an expurrt extreme floral makeover speshulist to check out the power of your flowers.

Always let yur extreme floral makeover speshulist get into and onto the job immediatley. Yep uh huh that's fur shure!

 Often Me & Myself needs binoculars to see the extreme florals being made over in the makeover of the moment.

It's the good lick of approval!

It's meowvalous to relaxacat  a little on the job cuz being an extreme floral makeover speshulists can make ya exhausticatted.

It's the first week of September so Me & Myself wants YOU to make it a nonCATastrophic funtastic week to remember.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty