November 21, 2011

Abstain From Rain

Gimme shelter! Here in San Franfuncisco the rains have arrived and I duzn't purr when my fur has da Frizz-Eaze, cuz a man cat gots to have all fur in place at all times!  Me & Myself izza always purrrpared and got my bella umbrella within paws reach.

The fairly seasoned weather purrson on TeeVee always suggests getting under something plastic when rain begins. So I immediately dived into my CalEyeFurKneeYah almonds bag cuz itza plasticat fur shure - purrobably not politicatically correct but hey, itza from Whole Paycheck Foods Company so itza gotta be environmentally correctacat stuff.

Definicatically - my EyeTailYun face says I'ma purrturbed and disturbed cuz the rainy drops izza disrupting my catnaps. So what's a guy to do when itza raining dogs and cats and abundant drops hitting my windows waking me uppa? Well I tells youza ....

You pack it up and head over to sit down with the One Youza Luvs and snuggle wuggle in the wain. Yep uh huh itza guaranteed to keeps youza warm in the storm. 

AhTenZeeOhKnee! Thanksgiving holiday arriving this week in the USA and we all knows there were no EyeTailYuns at that furst feast back on da East Coast in 1621. Good thing cuz I hears they didn't serve any pasghetti or La La Lasagna. I shure hopes the day after Thanksgiving izza filled with gob gob gobbles of turkey rightovers, oopsatini I means leftovers  and some turkey tetrazzini too (hey datza EyeTailYun)! 

Happy doggone terrificat Thanksgiving good wishes and I gives da Thanks and da Grazies for YOU being MY furiend.
Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty



Julia Williams said...

Happy Thanksgiving Guido!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Happy Thanksgiving Gweedoh

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ejckittylove said...

HEY!!!!!! I have accessed my account again!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! (can't keep a good kitty down!!)

GUIDO!!! you are SOO photogenic!! you capture my twinkling blue eyes! I know!! You are making me CRAVE a freshly (YUMM!) grilled, puffectly seasoned CHUNK of SALMON!!!!!!!! No fishy fish, just good eats!!

How do i get Meowmie to fix it for us?? Been thinkin' of tripping her on the way to the market and "cat vibe" a BIG furresh salmon!!! Happy (Lord let the leftovers end!!) "leftover" T-day!! <3 <3 !

Anonymous said...

so funny Quido! has a nice christmas!


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