Wah Whoo! I'm Not Two

Catzowey! Me & Myself got your attention cuz youza thinking it's my 2nd birthday but nope that's just my yummy birthday cake way back when I wazza two years yungun!

Fur shure let's get dat bottle of bubbles ready cuz Me & Myself izza gonna be celebrating a meowvalous milestone.

Didja know the bestest gift doesn't have to be dressed up in pawty paper but if itza yur birthday youza should be dressed up in the pawty mode. Yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Catzowey! I'm ready and dressed up in my golden deeziner pawty hat for my 4th annual PAWSatively Happy Birthday Guido FUN fund raiser for Pets Are Wonderful Support.  It's the great org helping Seniors and the ill folks not have to give up their pets cuz PAWS helps the anipals stay with them at home.  PAWS brings the food to their house, shampooches the pooch (pssst we meowsters don't do dat beauty rootine) and volunteers walk the dog and take the pet to the Vet even if the anipal is feathered or furry. Yep uh huh PAWS rocks and even purrrvides toys, medicines and food from their food bank - all to the persons and pets in need.  

 Me and the Staff gonna be ecstaticats and sending smiles across da miles to YOU on my Super 7th Birthday if youza helps ME help PAWS with a donation. So give ME and Myself the purrfecto Happy Super 7th Birthday present!

CLICK RIGHT HERE TO DONATE IN HONOR OF ME!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week & a PAWSative week too,

Ciao &Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Statistacatical Stuff

The law of average says youza gonna purrrobably start out inky dinky and then grows bigger.  Yep uh huh that's according to the statistacatical stuff.

 They also states that what ever goes UP UP UPPA  purrobably comes down.

 Looking DOWN works fur Me & Myself!

Statistacatically speaking, I'm wondering what the stats are for how many days I can stay up up up here and then where do I go?

 Catzowey! I got DOWN from being UP but now looking all around cuz the statistacatical stats say "water flows down", so I'm back UP looking down.

 Ol' man River flowing and Me & Myself showing I'm not backing down!

 The month of May just  may be the purrrfecto month to start thinking about a PAWTY - yep uh huh cuz  I got all my paws back down on the ground and thinking about going UP in age!

Me & Myself are resting  UP down on da floor before I announces something statistacatically CATZOWEY &  MEOWVALOUS! Stay tuned cuz weeza gonna pawty purrhaps.

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hey! It's Meowvalous May

MAY is MY month! Yep uh huh, it's my month to strut my EyeTailYun stuff and youza probably curious as a cat to know why I'ma wearing my Catzowey hat and deeziner glasses.

 

 Cuz Me & Myself looking over to the right side for the right event which we thinks is coming uppa sooner than the Blue Moon will rise and datza no surprise!

 

 Back atcha pal! Now I thinks you needs to know something more Meowvalous izza happening this month! Should I tells you?

 

 If you and yourself looks exacticatically into my Cat Eyes I may tell ya about the PAWSatively meowvalous May event coming up ... look closely, can you see any hints? Then post yur "what YOU thinks is happening in Meowvalous May" as a comment. 

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic and meowvalous week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty