Cheers To The Past 7 Years

Catzowey! I catnapped through my Gotcha Day on August 5th!  But Me & Myself believes itza never ever too late to celebrate 7 funtasticat years and show meowvalous you what it was like on my Gotcha Day back in 2006.

The moment I relocated to my forever home, I learned to appreciate the finer deeziner things and I started loving EyeTailYun FurKneeChure when I gots my first fine feline Fort.

That first day, you could say, I was feeling somewhat frisky!

You know I'ma EyeTailYun so pizza meowgarita izza giganticat part of my diet even at 62 days yungun. The pizza delivery purrson fainted when I paid with my MasterCat card. Do ya thinks they think I'm too yungun to have a credit card?

More meowvalous things I did on my first day: I took up a hobby - feeling flower power -  cuz it's relaxing.

My 1st Gotcha Day in my new forever home was a day to remember but I can't remember it all cuz I passed out from being so so so exhausted.

The past 7 years been meowvalous and cheers to more funtasticat revelry!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Happy Days Can Make You Dazed

Catzowey! Itza purrrfecto day when Me & Myself is meeted and greeted by dat Happy Days über super star, Henry Winkler! 

This guy had a happy day and looked a little dazed with my ManCat self resting on his bambino sized bicep. My Meowster muscles are bigger than his, yep uh huh.

 

Itza happy day every day when I'm out on da job working in Animal Assisted Therapy and often I brings  a furiend with me.  Izza purrfeshunal to look like ya know whats youza doing so I wears my official on-the-job jacket.

                                             Wishing you a nonCATastrophic  week

                                                                Ciao & Meow,

                                                          GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Checks This Out

Catzowey! I'm not seeing spots or dots but I AM being held in da dark by some critters who's not from EyeTailYah!That means I must have landed near Hollywood! Gotta be checking out my alien pals OR are they checks outing me & myself?

Gonna have a spot in the mewvie 101 Dalmatians  Meet The EyeTailYun Kitty!

 Phew! Meowvalous to find a real deal dude near Hollywood, and I found "Fuddles" and his poppa whooza the illustrator & author of the catzowey FUDDLES book! Pssst, Fuddles real name is not Fuddles nor Guido - psssst again, it's Felix! But datza secret. And MORE pssst, Felix's dad is Frans Vischer! I thinks he's excited to have meeted Me & Myself! Yep Uh Huh!

WOWza MEOWza! Can ya see Fuddles & his poppa have pawsagraphed the book just for Me & Myself?

I'ma NOT sad, but nothing more meowvalous than being cheered up more by the Author & super dooper uber Illustrator of "HOW TO CHEER UP DAD"  and this book izza sneak peak cuz itza being published Spring Time in 2014 (lotsa catnaps between now and then). Me & Myself was shmoozing its secret special edition with the infamous cheery Dad, Signore Fred Koehler . Catzowey Fred made me purr fur shure.

 Always feed your create-a-cative soul after meeting & greeting all the famoso stars of words & pictures in da world of children's books - yep youza purrobably gonna see my book published within my 9 lives fur shure!

I Wish You a NonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Save Your Day With A Lil Bit of Love

Catzowey! Life is meowvalous when Me & Myself snuggle with our favorito Book "Love Saves The Day" authored by my meowster pal Homer's momma! Yep uh huh my cat eyes always reading and meeting and greeting cuz that's what makes life Catzowey !

 And itza fur shure that here izza Homer's Momma, the author and cat momma Gwen Cooper cuddling Me & Myself in purrrrstaticat form, and my Staff holding our pawsagraphed copies of her 2 books at the San Francisco SCPA in my City by the Bay.

When Me & Myself are chillaxing in this PAWzishun itza cuz I'ma comfy cat and sending dat lil bit of love and more love across the Planet tooza youza. Yep Uh Huh, cuz Me & Myself izza comfurtable sending out luv cuz it's fur shure that Love Saves The Day!   Hoorayzatini!

And sometimes you gotta go digging but youza finds dat Lil Bit of Love in the strangest places!

Here comes my wishes to YOU for a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Natch! It's The Wrestling Match

Come one and bring em all to the mostest meowvalous Wrestling match on da Planet. Itza so so so giganticat that my Aussie pals flew over dat Pacific Oshun to San Franfuncisco for a front row seat. Kango is wearing da right purrtective helmet too & dat little bear gots thru the airport security with his booming returnable boomerang!

 In the blonde fur pants, we has Grazie and of course youza knows I'ma wearing my EyeTailYun deeziner Tiger stripes pants. We boyz checking out the middle of the Wrestling ring to be sure itza fair, squared and even too.

Ding Ding - ROUND 1 and  Me & Myself gotta da Grazie down and sure taking him by surprise!

Ding Ding - ROUND 2 and Grazie does a flip uppa and over and izza ready to pin me & myself ... well datza what I'ma thinking.

Catzowey! Itza ROUND 3 and Grazie pinning  Me & Myself with dat double leg take-down move. I thinks he learned it on All-Star TeeVee Wabbit Wrestling! And whatza with his giganticat sized paws looking like heeza wearing boxing gloves or ready to play a tune on a giant Grand Steinway piano.

Ding Ding - ROUND 4 and itza more purrfecto moment to sirPrize my wrestling partner with a hunky Hulk Hogan "hammer power punch".

 Ding Ding! The Finale ROUND 5 and dat catzowey ref says itza tie wrestling match so weeza gonna relax and chillax this week and gets rested and rev uppa for da finale wrestling series - coming sooner than you know.

Now make it a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

What's A Better Cup Than a Cup of Catpuccino?

Catzowey! I'm reporting live, yep uh huh itza fur shure I'ma live and not using my 9 lives at The AMERICA'S CUP races in San Franfuncisco.

 Itza got meowvalous security and all the San Franfuncisco Police are ecstaticat bout my attending.

 Itza all over the news that the sails of the CATamarans getting shredded in the wind, so I tried shredding cuz then I'm up to date on the Shred-Oh-Matic logisticat stuff!

Fat Cats at The America's Cup drinking da bubbly with a view of my San Franfuncisco Kitty City skyline.

 Pssst ... itza secret of course, and youza knows I'ma EyeTailYun kitty but my heart izza here with the USA at the America's Cup. Now if I can just get my cup o' Felidae favorito food filled uppa, I'll be a happy Man Cat no matter whooza wins dat CATamaran America's Cup race! There's 2 cups in this race: My food Cup and the America's Cup!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

CATCHIT - Yep Catch It If You Can

Catzowey! Nothing finer than trying to CATCHIT and finally snagging it!

La La La Labstah - thatza EyeTailYun for Loving da Lobster and I really did reel it in and CATCHIT! No catch & release for me.

To be fit and ready to CATCHIT, Me & Myself always starts my day the GUIDO way with an Irish breakfast - not EyeTailYun pizza.

Weeza CATCHITS it - yep we gottta our USA Flag and purrroud of it cuz America just had the 4th of July, ALL week long!

WOWZA MEOWZA! Itza Me & Myself when I CATCHITS a great row of seats at a  San Franfuncisco Giants game! Take me out to dat ballgame and I will purr fur shure.

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty