Is It Norm To Brainstorm During A Storm?

When the ice and rains are pouring out of the sky, rivers are rising and youza not staying dry, then reach out - yep uh huh, just reach out to someone you likes and tell them, or hug em or even kiss em. Do something nice cuz that's a meowvalous thing to do in a Storm. It can make a bad fur day seems like a purrfecto day. Yep uh huh itza fur shure, being a create-a-cat can bring you pawsative brainstorming.

 When you reaches out to someone, before youza knows it, youza getting the deed returned, indeed.

 When youza stuck in da house during dat stormy day, itza good to start cleaning out yur Spicy Cabinets and clean uppa the ages of mess and piles of spicy stuff datsa in need of cleaning uppa and tossing out. Yuckaloni this is no baloney! 

AhTenZeeOhKnee! Quicker than a mini meowster catnap or even 40 winks,  get yurself outta da kitchen mess and get into selectacatting the right Umbrella for the storm youza in! Definicatically that's more fun. Holy Cannoli - there's no sun cuz itza raining out and youza not out and about but you are selectacatting the Umbrella of the meowment! That'll perk ya up!

Yep uh huh I'ma singing in the rain .. what a glorious feeling I'ma not cleaning out my spicy cabinet no more, so I'ma happy again, just singing in the rain.

  Whether youza having a good weathered day or a bad fur day, just be shure to shout out and tell someone that youza really cares bout them whether theyza got da furrrizzies cuz itza raining, or cuz theyza got that fresh Pacific Oshun sardine breath  -  duzn't matter cuz youza luvs dem anyhow and youza wants them to know! Datsa what makes a purrfecto day in a storm, seem more norm.

Wishing you and yours a nonCATastrophic week (and purrhaps a good weathered week too)

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Spring Storm Snorkeling

Itza Spring now, and whether youza in good sunny rays weather or in tumultuous terrible stuff, youza gotta always be purrpared fur dat unexpected Storm and have yur Storm Snorkel and Snorkeling Mask ready tooza go, just in case youza needs it. Be purrrrpared izza da motto of the meowment.

Itza good idea to figure out yur snorkel before da Storm arrives, so there's no dust bunnies or fur balls inside blocking it and CATZOWEY - I'ma not quite shure if my super dooper Storm Snorkel goes uppa or downza at this meowment!

If the storm izza coming youza gotta clear yur Storm Snorkeling Mask so youza can see clearly and find yur way in the  Spring storm.  Going "ahhhhhhhhzatini" and  blowing yur hot air on da Storm Snorkel Mask clears the fog away. Then youza safe to go Storm Snorkeling and find yur way safely, yep uh huh datsa fur shure!

 In case of Storm Snorkel Emergency, just breath into yur Storm Snorkel and itza magical, taking youza everywhere with ease, even downtown to da Super Dooper Farmers Market when itza raining cats and dogs!

In the end, the storm will end and youza gonna store yur Storm Snorkel and Snorkeling Mask in a safe place, where itza ready fur da next storm. But be shure youza remembers where youza stores it.

Have a nonCATastrophic week and stay safe in da storm!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

When You Feel Blue - Wear Green!

Statistacats say "more people want to be happy in March, to shake off the winter blues" so itza Catzowey to don the Green to get happy, especially this week - St. Patrick's Day week -  which makes the blues go arrividerci. I'ma not wearing any furesh green  EyeTailYun basil or my favorito organicatnip - just wearing da real EyeRish green stuff and gonna share with youza the 160th St Patrick's Day PURRRade in San Franfuncisco this weekend.  Hunker down with a Corned Beef, a platter of Irish Potatoes and dat crinkly cabbage stuff. Here we go into a Sea of Green and itza Bye Bye Blues!

Duz he know his momma is wearing lettuce on her head?

Gotta have doggone great EyeRish Wolfhounds at da EyeRish purrade or itza notta authenticat EyeRish purrade!

And all da EyeRish Firemen wazza over the Top Oh The Morning happy to sees me!

 

Even San Franfuncisco's finest Polizia stopped twaffic tooza show me his secret 007 secret microphone in dat EyeRish green flower! Shhh, dontcha tell anybody!

 Do youza believe in Magic? It wazza magical meowster ride in da Purrade with the Shriners whooza helps all the kids and plays da tooting trombones too. Mamma Mia I puckered uppa and blew dat horn!

Holy Cannoli & leaping leprechauns! Itza EyeRish kissing Mouse thinking I'ma Blarney Stone! 

 Green comes in many deeziner styles and sizes. Can you even sees  my CatOflauged self by dat littlest leprechaun? Do a double paw click on this foto andza smile!

 Thizza inky dinky leprachaun saluted me - nowza thatza fine feline manners!

Took my paws for a meowvalous visit to O' Meows Pub, or was it O'Double Dat Drink Pub, or, hmmmzatini was it O'Rise 'n Shine Pub? My memory cantza remember after dat big purrade, but I kicked my paws back enjoying Fishy n' Chippies and a few Tom Cat nip infused drinks. I'ma exhausticatted  but definicatically wishing youza very  happy St. Paddy's Day.  Hey ... this week everybody gotza some EyeRish genes in them - even me the Italian Kitty!!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Zing Into Spring

I'm seeing Spring everywhere in the air and on my table too, but thatza cuz I lives in CalEyeFurKneeYah where Spring arrives faster than youza can catnap or say "Pesto Pizza"!

Petals are popping all over and Me and Myself always thinks itza pawsative to get uppa close to da Spring petals thatza popping uppa and outta. Kinda like testing pearls: put em between yur teeth to find out if theyza real or notta real. Cuz some Spring petals izza silk and datza surprise!

Balancing Spring izza not easy when itza still a little bit Wintery outside.

Even if you and yurself izza not ready for Spring, don't turn yur back on it.

One thing izza fur shure, Spring izza popping uppa all over and everywhere and that reminds my creature-of-habit-clock to tell you, dontcha furget to change yur clocks cuz Daylight Savings Time arrives in some USA States and in Canada. Yep uh huh itza arriving on Sunday March 13th. Spring Furward and dontcha Fall back being a relaxacat!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Oscar Night With Oscar and Me

 Hot Diggity Dawgza! When the whole giganticat  global press told me and myself Sunday February 27th was the night to be with Oscar, I purrrzooms theyza meaning itza da purrfecto night to meet and greet dat dude whooza driving and arriving in his Weinermobile!  I waited fur a while at my door to meetza and greetza Oscar, but shuksatini,  he turned to be a wienie no show cuz heeza da wrong Oscar!

 Whooza Hooraying for Hollywood?  Me! And I shure did get my paws fast, over tooza Hollywood to The Oscars - the correcticat Oscars - land o' giganticat Stars on the sidewalks and Stars in yur eyes. Grabbed my golden celebricat shades and  purrpondered how to purrance down that Red Carpet cuz thatza where all the Purrrpurrrazzi is flashing - I means flashing their flashie bulbs.

 Struting da stuff down that  Red Carpet can be confusing and not always amewsing! Purrhaps youza trips on a Star's falsh eyelash datsa fallen frum her emergency falsh eyelash back pack,  or you has to hurdle a big pawsagraph book that gets tossed at ya.

 Catzowey! So so so much happening on the Red Carpet  -  I'ma looking left andza right fur my Celebricat black-out God Father styled sunny shades so the fans doesn't see my Roman roaming eyes.

 AhTenZeeOhKnee! Here's a meowvalous fashion statement when youza goes to meet Oscar at The Oscars - definicatically wear all yur biggest baubles and make shure theyza borrowed!

Youza purrobably curious as a cat to know whatza my favorito mewvie of all my lives? Well without a doubtacat, itza THE GODFATHER cuz itza EyeTailYun mewvie.  Hope yur week is funtasticatically meowvalous, nonCATastrophic and Viva La Mewvies!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrfecto Catnapping On Purresidents Day

 Catzowey! I'm snoozing here in the YouEssHay, cuz today weeza all off work, having no mail and can't go to da Bank to pay my MasterCat card bill,  cuz itza Purresidents Day - the day everything izza closed. So itza da purrfecto day fur catnapping after youza has yur Catpuccino.

Purrhaps youza exhausticatted from a hecticat week and just wanna bag it - well Purresidents Day izza da purrfecto day to do that.

 Laying around while twisting uppa and down on Purresidents Day might beeza more meowvalous than taking an aerobicat class. And good news: youza already on da floor so youza can't fall over and go kabumpity bumpza and get da bruise!

Itza no SirPrize that itza funtasticat Monday to be doing absoluticatically nothing cuz itzza politicatically correct to do that on Purresidents Day,  but itza also da 1st Monday of da Chinese New Year "Year of The Wabbit", and my pal Signore Tiger izza cat-chatting Man Cat style with me.

Yep uh huh, itza fur shure,  he says he's exhausticatted cuz last year was The Year Of The Tiger  and heeza looking to kick back his paws and snooze till his Year pops uppa again in 2022.  WOWza MEOWza he's gonna be rested and revved up like Tony the Tiger! If youza born in 1951 or 1963 or even 1975 or 1987 then this izza your year  and youza in The Year Of The Rabbit.  Congratucatulashuns and Happy Hopping Mew Year from Me & Myself.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hugzatinis and Sweet Treats Too

 Loving the hugging and giving more than one hug izza my favorito thing  cuz, well you know I'ma EyeTailYun and we knows hugging izza healthy. But today,  hugzatinis are popping uppa all over, and under and everywhere, cuz itza the day of Mister Cupid (dat little dude who wears a diaper and aims atcha).  Weeza gonna be hugging more  today cuz there's more love in store all over the world cuz itza Valentines Day!

Sweet and neat treats are great to give and receive on Valentines Day, but itza more impurrtant to hug, cuz a hug is free. And your heart loves a hug. Remember to listen to yur heart - always, not just today but everyday when youza not catnapping. Listening to yur heart izza comFURtable fur shure - yep uh huh, it really is and who knows, it just might even lower yur Cathlesterol or  Blood Preshure.

 Itza fur shure dat some people gives nice Catzowey purresents to show their affeckshun on Valentines Day so youza might get Flowers and if you duz, youza can be shure dat da Sender selectacatted with love and inspectaccated them from all direkshuns.

 Purrhaps youza duzn't get chocolaties or flowers, but youza might get a SPA treatment for washing up and getting squeaky clean, cuz being pampurred izza purrfecto purresent on Valentines Day.

 Nopa, I'm not staring uppa in the sky looking for dat Cupid dude, I'ma focusing my cat eyes, reading something speshule and am ecstaticat to share it with you. I loves this story, so itza love story. The meowvalous and doggone smart natural pet food company "CANIDAE" featured both Me and Myself in this amewsing article, and I purrs and falls in love with it every time I reads it so everyday izza like Valentines Day fur me. Enamored by da lovely author, Signorina Julia Williams, I felt my smitten kitten heart go bumpity bump bumpza during the interview!  So kick back yur paws, grab a giganticat catpuccino and enjoy reading about me and my job in the  Canidae Responsible Pet Ownership Blog-The Therapy Cat Extraordinaire!     Youza gonnza enjoy my love story fur shure!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty