Move Over Mario Batali - Meet Chef Meowvaloso

Catzowey! Here in the USA it's definitely the only week of the year when you hear everybody izza Chef du Giorno and gonna purrpare a meal that will stuff ya (and dat Turkey too)

 My Chef Meowvaloso self always recommends having the super uber Cheese Grater within paws reach, cuz the day after Turkey Day youza may wanna grate some EyeTailYun cheese mounds on top of your Turkey Tetrazzini.

Herbs Herbs and more fresh Herbs are the secret to making yur Thanksgiving turkey more meowvalous You wanna sniff the Herbs for the fresh furagrance cuz when they smells great, the organicat herbs will make ya happy just like when you're on dat organi-catnip. The Turkey gonna be happy too!

Being the hospitable Chef Me & Myself are, we dyed some eggies to make the Turkey feel at home and did a purrfecto tasty taste too - but not gonna serve them this week.

Sent my Chef Meowvaloso Chef hat to the cleaners cuz itza inky dinky messy from all the foodz prep - hey itza the reason weeza in the Season to messy up someone's kitchen, share a turkey pot pie or devour  by the hour a whole pumpkin pie and say 'my oh my', AND then eat leftovers right and left for days!

The birds of the feather will flock together whether it's the Thanksgiving Day or anudder day so dontcha let anything ruffle your feathers this week!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Join The Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch

Catzowey! It's all over the news that everybody's having a turkey over in a few weeks so I'ma gonna be launching the "Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch".

Before youza invites your fine feathered furiend over, it's important to know the exact time so watch your watches so youza can invite the turkey at the propurr time.

 If youza gonna be joining the "Invite A Turkey To Lunch Bunch" you gotta keep up your strength cuz I hears it's a giganticat meal. Good idea to eat bowls of OHganic cereal to pump uppa your meowscles - helps you look terrificatly buffed too and all the lunch bunch guests gonna be talking about yur mighty meowscles.

Ummy yummy I'm starting to think about good foodz in my tummy,  but not till I has abundacatnaps this week. Resting up can be meowvalous!

Now make sure you have a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Sharing Is Better Than Riding The Bus

Everybody rides the bus but not everybody shares!  When you're on the bus, you don't let someone sit on yur lap. Right? I luvs luvs luvs sharing with my super uber dooper furiends and here we are on Halloween day sharing a cat kind of CATZOWEY time, which is more meowvalous fun than riding the bus.

 When I'm on the San Franfuncisco bus going to my Animal Assisted Therapy job, I never ever gets to share the feather in my hat, no matter what's the weather or whether I've arrived at where I'm going!

 Whether you has a feather or not, you can still share a speshule moment with a friend whooza visiting from next door or afar, like my Boxing Kangaroo pal whooza from waaaay South of San Franfuncisco!

Psssst! Can you keeps an up close and purrrsonal shared secret? I'ma sharing this with YOU (it's more fun than riding the bus!) cuz I wants you to know that I duzn't need a mancat brow tidy or a whisker trim! All seems to be in EyeTailYun fine feline status.

Yoo HOO I sees you! Me & Myself sharing this meowvalous moment of upside down and all around town fun. Now you knows the exactacat colors of my inky dinky paws too - see, I shared that with ya  cuz it's definitely more fun than riding the bus!

 Waaay back when I was inky dinky I learned to share cuz my momma cat Baci taught me the meowvalous manners - share a catnap and slumber purrrfectly.

I dare ya to share yur favorito share moment with Me & Myself. So if you wants to share, post it in a comment below - yep Me & Myself wanna hear yur favorito sharing stories. Cuz ya gotta remember, sharing anything izza always better than riding the bus!

Cheers to a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacat sharing,
Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hats Off To The Cat In The Hat

Waaaaay back in 1957, that's before I wazza born, yep uh huh, The Cat In The Hat book wazza born by our favorito kids book author, the molto famoso Dr. Zeuss. (pssst, do you think Dr. Zeuss wore a Tie to work?)

So, well, yungung Me & Myself are honoring The Cat In The Hat with my  2013 version of A Cat in the Hats. And I'ma also showing off my favorito deeziner ties cuz what's a Cat In The Hat without a meowvalous tie? 

But things can get exhausting when trying on the Ties.

 And it's possible I may have a man cat EyeTailYun sized hiss fit if I can't find the right hat to match my deeziner Tie OR get my deeziner Tie tied.

Purrfecto moment! Got my Tie on and ready to strut my stuff on the catwalk.

Now I tells you, yep uh huh, it's fur sure that when Valentines Day arrives ya gotta have red on your head so I always puts on my red feathered deeziner Fedora hat cuz that makes me a Valentines Day Cat In The Hat. Pssst - everybody was happy to sees me at this happy hearts pawty!

I tips my golden hat for that goldy and oldy moment honoring The Cat In The Hat !

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's A Purrrowling & Howling Costume Week

Catzowey! It's totally Tricks and Treats time, and me and my furiends got our funtastic costumes all ready to wear when we hit the streets of San Franfuncisco and ringy ding ding the doorbells and yells "Tricks & Treats weeza here!" Undoubtacatically, theyza faints in the doorway cuz they're not expecting an EyeTailYun kitty dressed up in a Halloween costume!

This furiend feeling kinda flat in his costume and datza not good cuz he gotta be pumped uppa for when we purrrowling and howling this Halloween week.

Decisions decisions, I can't make dat decision about what costume Me & Myself should fit into this year. So I gonna lets you, yep YOU helps with the decision.  Make a super dooper uber comment on the COMMENTS place and weeza decides together no matter what the weather!

 Here I am as a LIL DEVIL.

 Do you thinks I should be the JOLLY ORGANICAT GIANT?

 There's always DRACUCATULA!

 JOHNNY CAT DEPP that Pirate of the Catibbean!

 The typicatical thirsty HAWAIIAN TOURIST on Waikiki.

 If I can figure out how to gets into dat laughing Jack Oh Ho Ho Lantern then I may go as dat. But for now, I wishes you a sweet Halloween week and be sure you make it a nonCATastrophic one too. And remember, UNWRAP the candy before you indulge!

Ciao & Meow & BOOzatini!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Great Guido Grooving

Catzowey! It's for sure Me & Myself thinks birds of the feather plays together and itza meowvalous way to groove away the day.

 When I groove away the day youza finds me relaxing in a Man Cat kind of way in a sunny ray.

No matter what direction youza grooves in, itza always CATZOWEY to be doing the great Guido grooving moves.

And sometimes you gotta squeeze & rearrange yurself into a great groove cuz grooving doesn't always just happen. Itza like being a Catortionist at Cirque du Meowster!

The purrfecto grooviest grooving for Me & Myself izza always when we grooves with our organicat Nip and takes that abundacat nap.

Here comes my CATZOWEY good wishes for you to have a nonCATastrophic week & hoping it's a groovy one too!

Ciao & Meow 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Holy Cannoli it's Columbus Day

Are ya feeling like a Pizza Meowgarita may be in your future this week? Well I tells ya, it's fur shure that itza purrfecto dish to have cuz itza COLUMBUS DAY in the USA on Monday October 14th so EyeTailYun rocks like Signore Columbus did when he discovered America.

Itza wrap when I wraps uppa myself in EyeTailYun colors which are purrfecto molto bene.

If you can't wear the red white & green EyeTailYun colors for Columbus day then eat a bit of Green - cuz that is purrfecto & still honoring the EyeTailYuns especially if youza munching on the fresh Basil plants.

Scoping and not moping is what itza all about - and  Me & Myself luvs to be in the know with my EyeTailYun cat eyes cuz that's what makes life CATZOWEY! Purrhaps I'ma looking for dat Salami or Salumi or dat Meowzarella cheese ball!

Everybody wants to be an inky dinky bit of  EyeTailYun cuz we rocks - yep it's fur shure so itza wrap! Me & My EyeTailYun self purrroudly purrnounces YOU are EyeTailYun on Columbus Day ! Hoorayzatini and please pass me a glass of PURRRseco and a Pizza Meowgarita and a bowl of my favorito Pasghetti & Meatballs so we can party hearty and  say Salute Patootay!

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty