City Kitty Is Busy

Oh NO, itza not my birthday but everyday is speshule like a birthday so I starts it out in a good pawsative mood. I just purrtend like itza really my happy birthday speshule day. Hey..hooza not happy on their birthday?

First thing in da morning youza always wanna open yur eyes and smell the flowers in the early hours - rev up dat Flower Power.

Once a week I gotta get my cup O' catpuccino at Carmichael Salon cuz itza what gets my whiskers wiggling and stylishly spiffed. It's the purrfecto way to start my day the Guido way, and then I goes for the fluff and stuff treatments by the pros! It's kind of likes ordering the super dooper deluxe detailing on the EyeTailYun Furrari without the wax job.

Me & Myself  always reserves a deep moisturizing Man Cat Fur Wash Treatment and I has a whisker trim too. But youza right if youza thinks I opticatted out of their fine facial waxing treatment cuz CATZOWEY I likes my facial fur for shure!

Exhausticatted after starting my day the Guido way, so kicking back and relaxacatting at "Occupy My House" before I move into the next part of my only-in-San Franfuncisco day. 

Youza thinking you're on HD high caffein or watching 3D TeeVee, right?  Hey going to da salon, early morning hour of flower power and starting my day the Guido way wears Me & Myself out and this is the real us - up close and purrsonal. Psssst - come close so I can share a secret with youza:  if youza curious as a cat to know about my 2-tone lips, theyza nachural and not BowTaxed and my ivories are cavateez free.

Remember in November: No check out lines by shopping right here  at a catzillion online stores, while a portion of your purchases goes to dat animal org of your very own choice! All thanks to Adopt A Shelter and their catzowey caring company! Fur shure theyza all takes MasterCat Card or Ameowican Express, ancient dug up Greek Drachmas and purrobably Euros too.

Wishing youza meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrfecto Time To Shop Till You DON'T Drop

 I'm hollering like they shout in Kmart, "AhTenShun All Shoppers" cuz I need youza to put down yur warm waffle that's floating in savory syrup, mute the TeeVee and hold the foam from over-foaming on your Catpuccino masheen, cuz I gots news! YOUZA can NOWZA shop from your home puter and your shopping dollars will go to animal organizations who shure are in need of the help.  Thanks to our furiends at ADOPT A SHELTER whooza invented this fine shopping furiendly company - you shop, ya don't drop, hey itza Catzowey!  Catch da super short infurmayshun VIDEO about how it works!  Say arriverderci to aisle exhaustion and shopping cart rage.

Holy Cannoli Is it true Thanksgiving Day izza arriving this month already?  Me & Myself fell right into my Fall basket when I heard dat.

Who said "Life Is A Bed Of Roses?" I'ma curious as a cat cuz we got no roses at this time of da year but we got da leaves fur leaf peeping and theyza furagrant free but funtasticatically colorful.

I gotta hold of a household tip just for you:   always have a dandy and handy item to tie up da colorful Fall branches, so theyza don't fall all over da floor and then youza gets blamed for making that mess. Yep uh huh, itza fur yur purrtekshun.

 I'ma always purrpondering how colorful things get at this time of da year when we gotta not so much sun sun sunny rays.

Yep uh huh itza fur shure, even with far less  sun sun sunny rays during the days, I still got my Job with the Seniors at their Senior Center. Itza more meowvalous than a day filled with sunny rays! Me & Myself always goes to my job purrfectly pawdicured and wearing a good deeziner shirt.

 As the Hollywood mewvie purrducers say  - it's a wrap! And here's to a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacatnaps and purrhaps a creamy cannoli!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Boozatini Itza Halloweenie!

 Only once a year on Halloween are weeza gonna be 'mob bobbing' fur apples, ringy dingy ding donging door bells for treats, tricking our furiends and going BOO how are YOU!  Itza meowvalous fun day to be dressed uppa like someone youza not really (blame it on yur hidden funtasticat fantasies!)  So to gets into the October 31st mood, Me & Myself has had our paws purrancing thru the Streets of Franfuncisco interviewing these Howling and Purrrowling furiends about what they're donning on Halloween, and WHY!

This doggone stylish dude "Dexter" is guilded in  gold - yep heeza got gold everywhere and itza giving the illusion that his legs really isn't so short cuz youza supposed to be gazing at his Howling-Ween hair  or his yards of gold chains - not his inky dinky legs! See, it works dat youza not noticing how short he izza. Hoorayzatini for GOLD!

 

 Bewitching, not at all bewildered, and not bothered but adoracatable is she with Halloween colors to match her meowvalous orange self - fully Halloween color compliant according to code! (pssst,   datsa my Momma Baci & her 16th birthday would be Halloween)

Purrfectly purrfumed Spring petals popping out early are purrobably making this pooch pant on overtime. Could he win the award for best doggone smile that lapped a mile?

Catzowey itza my little brofur Yolo looking San Franfuncisco stylish in his main Maine Coon fine feline fedora. Purrhaps heeza got Hogwarts, the YouKneeVersity of Wizardry on the mind!

It's purrobably CATch and release and fur shure it's every Meowster's dream: Sushi on Seaweed and please hold the WahWahsabi and Soy!

Move on over Captain Jack Sparrow and youza tooza Johnny Depp, cuz I'ma feeling like a radish!! OOPSATINI I means like I'm feeling Piratish with my cannoli chips ahoy and my pirate ship sailing and sailing over the Oshun Blue to you. All paws on deck nowza meowza, and bring your Trick 'n Treat bags too!

 Me & Myself gets so so so exhausticatted purrancing the Streets of San Franfuncisco but itza worth it to meet and greet so many diFURsified furiends and see their funtasticat and doggone great  Howling-Ween costumes.  Yep uh huh, itza fur shure,  Me & Myself izza gonna be home with my favorito pumkins - weeza sofa vegging on Halloween! Come on over and ringy dingy ding dong our door bell!

Wishing YOU a spooktacular and safe and really  nonCATatastrophic Halloween!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

In My Costume Closet With Me & Myself

Just days away from Halloween and I'm purrpondering what to wear. Autumn is awesome, Fall is fab and veggies are furesh and colorful, so Me & Myself izza thinking of doing Halloween dressed as an organicat Undercover Pumpkin Farmer. I blends right in purrfectly and gonna scare da scarecrows!

 Looking South out my window I'm dreaming of awesome Australia, so thought purrhaps I'd dress up as an authenticat Jacaru - Datsa Aussie chat for da round uppa Cowboy and Yee Hawzatini, I could bring along my pet Boxing Kangaroo and do a Waltz With Mathilda and toss some shrimpees on my EyeTailYun Barbeque too. Feeling like Jumping Jackaru Flash!

 Me & Myself always feels inky dinky devilish at this time of the year  OR youza can call me Pope Guido the Furst and I declares everyday an "eat Fish day."

Catzowey! I got smart and took my MasterCat Card and myself to PetSmart to check out the new cool Martha Stewart Pet Clothes AND got myself a super sharp shirt and a new Martha Stewart Skeleton rope toy! Meowvalous toys - diversible and reversible: some fur cats and some fur pooches!

Datza my brofur Yolo comes to my rescue for brotherly assurance and backup purrteckshun in case Signore Skeleton comes to life!  But when I'ma wearing my power shirt with my collar popped, nothing spooks me! (pssst, itza in da Martha Stewart Pets Collection, in pooch depawtment)

Nope, I didn't have Cosmeticat Surgery and I'm not in a Dachsund Costume! Thatza my pal Jake the bambino Dachsund, visiting me in his sequined Skeleton shirt, yep uh huh itza in the Martha Stewart Pets at Petsmart collection too.  Doggone right Jake putza his paws of approval on da Rope Toy and 9-Squeakers Halloweenie Cat too, and Jake said theyza pooch purrfecto. Me & Myself and Jake are guys whooza likes stylish clothes, affurdable prices and good quality Catzowey toys, and we share em - cuz datza neighborly!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and make no bones about it - Halloween is popping upon us!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Number Of Slumbering Positions

Nothing more meowvalous than abundacatnaps! And slumbering with my bestest buddy Yolo is a slumber speshule di giorno cuz he slumbers soundly - never cat chats in his sleep or even snores!

We Man Cats like to slumber "spa style" like a little grooming in the middle of the afternoon Catnaps session. And Spa Slumbering is free, no need to use yur MasterCat Card! 

Bamzatini! Before the Raviolis are boiling on the stove top, weeza back slumbering in a numbering of pawzishuns!

Then the alarm goes off cuz weeza got to wakes uppa to think about what weeza gonna do next!

Purrobably hit the hay and snooze so we duzn't loose any Man Cat beauty rest!

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hopes you takes abundacatnaps!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Columbus Day In The City By The Bay

Catzowey! I luvs celebrating Columbus Day and Me & Myself always pawties the whole weekend long in San Franfuncisco, cuz I'ma EyeTailYun and Christoforo was too - relatively speaking, purrhaps weeza cuzzins. (can youza names the 3 inky dinky ships Captain Christoforo was using to sail to San Franfuncisco?)

Only at the Columbus Day Purrade is youza gonna meet and greet Carmen Meowranda with her miles of piled fruits.

 AhTenZeeOhKnee! Itza Fleet Week too and these Marines izza happy to see me so much theyza got me a cup O' Catweiser!

Brushing off the Purrade dust after Me & Myself got back home and oh my paws izza aching!

These are my purrade paws - Pawsatively exhausticatted after marching in da Columbus Day Purrade and I'ma ready for a Man Cat meowsage. 

Gotta put my specatacles on to see where my paws has gone?

OOPSatini! While I was at the Purrade, someone had an accident spilling da beans or dropping da Cannolis!  Catzowey I'ma glad I was out and about so I duzn't get blamed for this messaroni.  So now I'ma gonna blurt about dirt, yep uh huh I am. NOWza MEOWza youza sees it and .....

NOWza MEOWza you don't see it cuz it's all cleaned up thanks to Purina ProCare the supurrrrior pet stain and odor eliminator!  This product sifted and lifted out all that  mighty mess - yep uh huh it really works and now the sheets are tidy and whitey again thanks to this fast acting and good smelling product that works. Hoorayzatini now I can drop my pizzas all over the house!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

No Messing With A Blessing

 When youza sneezes someone nice says CatZuntHeight or Bless Ya and that's a meowvalous blessing to hear. Another fantasticat blessing is when we furry or feathered creatures are recognized on St. Francis Day to be blessed to the meowximum cuz weeza "Creatures of the Planet too". Yep uh huh,  weeza invited on St. Francis Day to Church to sit in da Pews and be amewsed! (checking out da cobwebs and dusty balls under those Pews!)

 Grace Cathedral in San Franfuncisco is where I went for St. Francis Day - they even got da welcome  "All Creatures Loved By St. Francis" flag flying in our honor

La La Labradors enjoy going to the CAThedral too for a doggone great time in da Pew with a birds eye view! 

Check out that 2nd pew with yur Binocucatulars - the pooch is paying attenshun and ready to grab and go with dat Altar bread sitting there!

How comes my Pew mate tosses Me &Myself a Hymnal from 1982 when itza 2011?  I wasn't even a smitten kitten in 1982 cuz I was born in 2006.

Bamzatini! Befur youza knows it da giganticat service is over and weeza all been blessed to the Meowximum (good to go for a year!) and are on the Plaza to mingle and jingle! Didja ever think about a purrson looking like their pooch? These dudes rock and blow dry together in any weather!

 Sharing the Blessings with my fur furiends makes me exhaustitcatted but itza good feeling fur shure.

I wishes youza a nonCATastrophic week and hopes itza filled with pawsative sunny rays, a doggone good catnap and a Pizza Meowgarita too. And pssst - comes closer cuz I wants youza to know I am blessed cuz youza my fabuloso furiend!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty