Who Relaxes When It's Time For Taxes?

Basta Pasta! Nobody I knows izza ecstaticat to see Tax Time arrive! So just like youza, Me & Myself izza doing the mathacatical stuff at the finale meowment. Itza fur shure, there's no relaxing and itza super taxing on my catnap time.

Purrpondering where to find dat ON button can cause a giganticat hiss fit.

Give Me & Myself an ol' ancient Abacus any time, cuz it's more fun than my catucalulator.

 If yur old fashioned never-fails-Abacus is out of order, and  purrhaps that EveReady bunny battery is sluffing in yur Catucalulator, then just revert to counting numbers on yur paw cuz that works fur shure.

When all else fails, purrrtend your battery is dead and hope the Taxing Taxman gets sauced, then lost and tossed in da litter box.

Wishing YOU a purrticularly nonCATastrophic week and hope it's funtaxtic!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

My Easter Bonnet With All Da Stuff Upon It

 SirPrize! 

Youza purrobably just fainted and falled into yur carrot soufle cuz The Guido Gazette izza 1 day earlier than normal. Only cuz Me & Myself wants to say Buon Pasqua tooza youza.  Datsa EyeTailYun for Happy Easter - or just wanting to say Catzowey tooza wonnerful you! 

Got dat hat and now whatza almost better than a Holy Cannoli?  Coloring da Easter eggies while keeping da paws tidy whitey.

EGGstaticat bout coloring these and then gonna be tossing a few on the floor to play an EGGcelent hockey game.

If youza gets carried away with yur paint set, well then itza no yoke dat youza gonna have a giganticat sized & very colorful omelette the next day, and the day  after that next day, and purrobably a few more days after that!

Me & Myself luvs Easter cuz itza the only day of the year that I lends an ear to help my pal the Easter Fun Bunny, cuz weeza gotta lotta egg deliveries to do in our hood and deliveries of hugs too.

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week and psssst .... try to squeeze in an extra catnap!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Stay Calm While I Read Your Palm

Believe it when I tells you, April 1st 2012 wazza not only April Food's Day (oopsatini I means April Fool's Day!) but also da Palm Sunday. And I got my palms all calm and ready to read yur palm too. 

Hmmmzatini, yep uh huh itza fur shure, youza gonna have a nonCATastrophic week and a purrfecto Good FurEyeDay!

And if Me & Myself can't read yur palm then let us checks out yur ears!

Speaking of ears -  I hears da giganticat ears dude is arriving, so Me & Myself are both taking abundacatnaps. Gotta get rested to be a watch-cat for those fuzzy wuzzies who's gonna be hopping into town this week cuz weeza hears Easter izza on its way! 

Wearing my wise disguise - nobody ever gonna thinks itza Me & Myself waiting in wait for dat hipster hopping Easter bunbun ! I'll read his palm,  all 4 of them, yep uh huh, itza fur shure!

Happy Meowvalous Week tooza youza,  and youza gotta makes it a nonCATastrophic one too.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Orange You Ecstatic I'm Not Tickled Pink?

 Nowza you're gonna wanna hunker down and get comfy cuz weeza gonna cat chat bout things Orange, cuz anything Orange izza something increducatulous! Yep uh huh, da Orange isn't justa fur peeling and squeezing in da OJ glass - itza 'power color' according to L'Orange experts on color and theyz saying itza got free benefits: get charged uppa without charging yur MasterCat card!

Those Orange experts say the color Orange increases yur appetite. I always gotta appetito for EyeTailYun Pasghetti & Meatballs and Orange Ruffy da fish,which is notta Orange at all. But my favorito catnap blanket izza Orange, so itza putting out da hunger vibes. And pssst, Me & Myself have cravings for bambino carrots around Easter time!

Hi ya Paella! Youza orange and known as giganticat comfurt food in the land of  the Ole Olay flamingo dancers.

Wearing San Franfuncisco Giants Orange makes me feel like a sum sum summertime winner even in the cold winter!

Catzowey! Put any organicat Orange in your paws when the day izza dragging and lagging. Juggling the time to find time to learn to juggle oranges can be a funtasticat way to spice up the day the Orange way!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and purrhaps youza squeezes some Orange into it! Might be a peeling (hee hee), loaded with dat Vitamino C and benefits are free.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Ring Round The Circle With Me & Myself

 

Catzowey! Me & Myself sees life as a ring around da circle and itza da circus of fun, ooopsatini I means circle of fun with fabuloso rings and things. And looking thru da meowvalous magic rings can be kinda like whatza Alice saw in dat wonnerful Wonderland when sheeza looked down that round hole. Yep uh huh, I thinks itza fur shure she saw Tempura Onion Ringy Dingy Rings.

NOWza MEOWza, if youza looks thru dat round Looking Glass, I'ma curious as a cat to know if youza can sees not one, but two bombtasticat spoons of  EyeTailYun sauces about to launch upon my meowster mind!

Holy Cannoli! There's nothing finer than meeting and greeting The Mad Hatter! Life izza amazing when youza looks through dat ring around the Looking Glass with Me & Myself and Alice!

My goshzatini, I'ma seeing The White King! He's that "Through The Looking Glass" dude, and heeza trying to tumble Humpity Dumpity. But howza he gonna do dat with his not right white crown not sitting tippity toppity upon his head? He needs some help from me - the uber balanced Italian Kitty.

When itza too tiring looking through dat Looking Glass and following Alice in wonnerful Wonderland, nothing finer than relaxing and feeling royal atop yur customized throne.

Remember, when youza looking thru dat Looking Glass circle, items may appear larger than in da real life! 

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Finding Time To Change Time

CATZOWEY! I had to find the time to find my clocks n' watches, cuz on Sunday morning it was time to change to the Daylight Savings Time when I wazza catnapping at two in da morning!   I lives in CalEyeFurKneeYah and they practices changing the time 2 times a year, I hear.

So Me & Myself waked uppa to a double creamy Catpuccino with my eyes at half mast at half past ten - and weeza not shure if itza really half past da 10 OR is it really half past da 9 o'clock?  Daylight Savings Time izza not amusing cuz itza confusing!

Daylight Savings Time izza so so so confusing dat Me & Myself had tooza measure our time to find the time to change my clocks n' watches. What else to do but pull out the trusty and not rusty measuring tape. It comes outta my trusty Man Cat toolbox to measure the time.

From uppa here, itza meowvalous view of Time passing by but dontcha let Time pass youza by, cuz Time izza preshus. Yep uh huh datza fur shure whether youza on dat Daylight Savings Time or dat regular Time - itza Time I sends youza an EyeTailYun HUG!

Now, I wanna wish youza and yurza the mostest nonCATastrophic week and be shure youza checks all da clocks in yur house, and in da car and barn and uppa in yur tree house too, and on yur wrist and everywhere youza got a clock going tickety tock.  If youza lives in the USA, be shure youza didn't forget to SPRING forward cuz in da Fall youza gonna FALL back!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

How Old Is March 5th?

 

Catzowey! March 5th is older than Me & Myself and its gotta lotta historicatical events. So get yur cup of Catpuccino and hang out cuz weeza gonna march through March 5th! 

 In da Year 1461 King Henry VI got sacked in da War of the Roses (do youza think his roses garden was growing organicat Nip too?)

On March 5th in 1558, yep uh huh itza fur shure, smoking wazza invented in Europe! Oh I luvs my EyeTailYun seegars.

Waaay back in Year Zero theyza loaded uppa The Noah's Arc with all the animals in pairs, and I'ma pawsative it wazza on March 5th - yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Me & Myself izza exhausticatted from remembering all da things that happened on March 5th, so I'ma gonna catnap before March 6th arrives.  Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty