Cat Chatting While Chatting About Cats

Catzowey Catzowey! There is nothing Me & Myself luvs more than cat chatting bout cats, well except 

purrusing fine artistacat books about cats.

 Well I tells you that I also gets ecstaticat with good books bout Pooches, like Carl
cuz heeza goes Shopping and purrobably never ever shops till his doggone great
self drops! 

Way back when Me & MYself was inky dinky and a smitten kitten, my momma Baci
taught me to always look up purroud,watch for artistacat things on the wall and keeps
my eyes open so I did and I do.

See! My cat eyes are meowvalously open looking for that art on the wall so I can cat chat about it.

Sometimes you gotta look at art from a different purrrspective.

Museums closed for artistacat enjoyment on Monday the 17th of February cuz if youza
living in the USA, you and yourself gonna be celebrating the Purrresidents Day Holiday
 honoring George Washington & Abraham Lincoln. I'ma feeling patrioticat and it's fur shure 
both Purrresidents purrobably had cats in their White Houses - yep uh huh!

Happy Purrrresidents Day to all in the USA and wishing all my Guido Global pals
a nonCATastrophic week too.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

The Guido Guide To A Chillaxed Relax

When youza wants to relax ya gotta chillax, yep uh huh. Youza don't has to be looking at anybody when you and yourself are relaxing so kick the paws back and don't look back and chillax.

Catzowey! You can change relaxing pawzishuns when you wanna be relaxed to the meowximum and chillax both sides of ya so youza relaxing evenly.

Me & Myself is declaring that hugging the sofa can be the mostest meowvalous relaxing moment of the day.

 It's possible you gets so so so relaxed then you fall off yur sofa! And then you pawsatively chillax on the ground and don't look around. Just relax!

Bamzatini! I'm stunned to know I can do a chillaxing relaxing moment. Can you?

Wishing you a purrfectly nonCATastrophic week, every day and all week long
Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On The Hug-A-Thon of Life

Catzowey! No doubt about it,  there's nothing finer and  pssst, it duzn't need a deeziner ,cuz it's a hug! You make it all by yourself with a meowvalous friend.

Hugzatinis galore and more make Me & MYself purr.

And itza fur shure that a hug can make Me & MYself make a meowvalously silly face too cuz a hug doesn't care how you looks.

Never ever measure your hugz! Nope cuz hugz come naturally when youza not expecting them.

For some meowvalous reason all the girls likes to hug me and then they gets goofy faced.

See! This izza nother girl hugging me making that happy hugz face!

AND the guys makes silly smiles when theyza hugging Me & MYself too.

 Itza  hugz time from Jackson Galaxy my Cat Daddy furiend whooza says I never ever gonna be on his TeeVee show "My Cat From Hell"  cuz I'ma good manners EyeTailYun kitty - hee hee hee and I gives good hugz!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

REDiculously Fun Stuff In January When It's Not Even Fun February

Catzowey! Some super uber dooper stars been strutting their paws down the RED carpets these dayz and I'ma feeling kind of REDiculously fun and in the RED mode too.

 Life izza purrfecto puzzle every day and can be REDiculously funtasticat.

Just when I thought Me & Myself wazza chillaxing in REDiculously fun RED stuff, bamzatini I sees a level of lemmons that are making me kick uppa my paws, so purrhaps I'ma feeling MELLOW YELLOW.

 Baaaack to feeling meowvalously REDiculous!

 My & Myself wishes you a REDiculously funtastic and meowvalously purrfecto final week of this January!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Sweet and Sporty

Holy Cannoli! I luvs feeling sporting and sports are good for stimulating my energy and appetite too. Didja know it's fur shure that when youza invites a furiend over to watch a sport, they can bring speshule deezerts to your table.....so I luvs luvs luvs sports!

Catzowey! When I eats all those holy cannolis then I cannot fit into my Man Cat cave cuz the door gets smaller when my EyeTailYun tummy gets bigger.

Me & Myself always feels so so so sweet in my finer Niners footzaball hat, even if my San Franfuncisco team duzn't win. It's OK cuz someone gotta not win.

Now I'ma gonna be springing into Spring training which is as sweet as a giganticat platter of holy Cannolis. Are you purrpondering what sweets gonna land on my home plate?

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic sweet week - yep uh huh!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Stomp Your Paws & Stamp It !

Catzowey and a meowvalous Holy Cannoli! I gotta my foto on stamps! Yep BUY my meowster face on YOUR Stamps,  then you too can have my EyeTailYun face on your precious notes youza sending out to anybody whooza luvs meowsters or needs a purrrk up.

 Itza close up purrfeshunal shot of my USA $.46 Stamps and youza can also order foreign stamps or USA stamps or postie card stamps too all in different catzowey sizes!  Yep Uh huh weeza got stamps galore for you!

 Sometimes Me & Myself wants to box us up and ship us right over to YOU with my Stamps!

 And itza Savvy Faire and Say Si Bon Bon to ship myself to Furance as a French Cat but purrrpondering how many of my customized Stamps would I need on dat box!

 Sometimes I asks Me & Myself whooza gives a hoot hoot hoot and I goes hee hee hee - me!

No matter whatza direction youza looking at stamps, Me & Myself still puts my Stamp of Approval on sending you my abundacat good wishes for a nonCATastrophic week !

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

2014 Gonna Be A Tasty & Very Rosie Year

The taste of a new MEW year 2014 is meowvalous and I thinks we got good stuff coming upon our paws. Yep uh Huh I do thinks that fur shure.

Everything coming up Roses in this meowvalous 2014! 

OH ! On 01-01-2014 Me & Myself started the MEW year in Pasadena at dat Rosie Bowl Purrade and this great guy gave me a ride on his Rose Bowl Scooter wearing his dapper Rose Bowl  Patrol Suit. So itza rosie year so far for Me & Myself.

There will be no horsing around in 2014 but itza gonna be a funtasticat year I hear, and I might monkey around town.

Itza  Mew Yee Haw Year moment and Me & Myself giddy-yupping into this new 2014 year, sending abundacat smiles across the miles to YOU!

So here come more of my abundacat good wishes to YOU for a nonCATastrophic week and a purrfecto whole giganticat 2014 year too (pssst try to catch a catnap during 2014 if you can!)

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty