PURRked Up & Feeling PURRfectly Stylish

Catzowey! The deeziner fashion mags suggest we wear the collar popped cuz itza stylish so Me & Myself do feel meowvalously fashiontastic when popped!

 No popped deeziner collar but feeling lean and green and are youza wondering what I mean?

Hope youza did GO GREEN on Earth Day this year - I did when I hadz my EyeTailYun green fresh Pesto & Pasghetti. Datza going green fur shure!

Hanging out in my city kitty Jungle purrks me uppa like popping my deeziner collar.

It's fur shure, yep uh huh dat a little Hawaiian music can purrk you uppa too.

Ahhh I luvs luvs luvs the inky dinky umbrellas from the giganticat Tropicatical drinks. One too many Meow Tais can purrrk ya uppa too!

Wishing you the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Funtastic Foodz & A Little Frilly In Philly

Catzowey! Me & Myself took my paws over to Philly to be a inky dinky silly and found funtastic food - Italian Wedding Zuppa with my favorito meatballs!

I'ma pumped uppa after dat zuppa so headed over to meet ROCKY at his famoso stairs. Me & Myself knows heeza happy to see my EyeTailYun self cuz heeza got his paws uppa uppa in da air and airing out his EyeTailYun pits of meowscles to meet & greet me.

Phillytaculous! I getza escort uppa da mostest famoso stairs dat Rocky ran uppa!

 Pump uppa foods, man stuff steps and now frilly in Philly - works for me at The City Tavern which izza older than anybody cuz itza from the 1700's - yep uh huh thatza abundacat 900 lives ago! Datza my pal Mike whooza shmoozing with me & myself at dat famoso haunted Tavern- yep purrobably old ancient mouses running thru the rafters and gnawing on dat frilly lacey stuff too!

Catzowey! I'ma lil Philly frilly and feeling abundacatically oh so so silly!

 Bamzatini! Now's the time to be looking independently cool cuz Me & Myself is at Independence Hall and not at the Catnip Mall.

 Itza sure been a whirling whirlwind of a week so to speak, so Me & Myself gonna hang out here and wish you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PAWzishun Yourself

Catzowey! The comfurtable life izza all about superbo posture and PAWzishuning yourself to be comfy!

PAWzishuning is the name of the game if you wanna see stuff from the right direction.

Sometimes weeza PAWzishuns ourselves into the blue spots feeling blue like we gots dat flu.

Dontcha adjust your eyes - this isn't Me & Myself turned blonde and in the blue but itza IS my buddy furiend whooza having a true blue moment cuz heeza PAWzishuned himself on a cake with da icey icing di blue! Yep uh huh itza true.

 Bamzatini and bingo jingo! Feeling better and out of the blues means weeza reaching for the stars which izza PAWzishuning towards the Milky way kinda way.

 Me & Myself thinks the only PAWzishun is the mostest meowvalous comfurtable one.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week (and a comfy one too)

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's A Bell Of A Time To Get A Ring

Ringy dingy ding goes the bell and itza swell to hear dat bell.

 Pawsatively I'ma checking out my bell for its ring!

CATZOWEY! Now this really does ring my bell cuz itza the World Series Champion ring for my San Franfuncisco Giganticats!  Itza purrrriliant deezine.

 And purrriliant deezines always gonna roll me over!

Guests drop by all the time to roll over with Me &Myself too!

And itza fur shure,  Me & Myself drops in on things from time to time! That rings my bell.

But my favorito RING izza my World Series Champions "GIANTS"  Ring and the ringy ding ding of my Cable Car (yep uh huh I do hum the Mice A Roni song). Hey that's just life here in San Franfuncisco!

 Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

No Fooling - Today Is The Day To Fool Around

Catzowey! Before I can take an instant mini meowster catnap, itza April already so I'm gonna pencil it in on my calendar.

Once I knows April izza really here, gonna take a giganticat catnap.

When I waked up today  I realized itza VOTE day!   SirPrize - datza Apri Fools' Day funtasticat funny!  Now I gotta do a correction cuz there's no Election in any direction today -nope.

Since there's no Election I shure did go the other direction and am taking my paws to the giganticat Gymborcat Club to do my aerobicat stuff - gotta keeps my EyeTailYun man cat meowscles all buffed.

 Catzowey! Itza shure can be HARE raising to get so buffed dat ya feels like a bouncing bambino Easter Rabbit. Psst - didja know April Fools' Day izza the purrrfecto day for pulling a Purrrrank on a furiend? Absoluticatically!

Itza no April Fools' Day funtasticat funny that I luvs luvs luvs my Catzowey Nip Toyz almost more than I luvs Pasghetti & Meatzaballs.

 Today izza purrfecto day to be with the funnies!

And itza absoluticatically not an April Fools' Day funtasticat funny that I'ma wishing meowvalous YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Reading The Palms On Palm Sunday

Catzowey! When Me & Myself sees the Palms this time of year, we knows we're not in da BaHaHaHamas. But I do know fur shure itza almost Easter time cuz da Palms has arrived! Shuksatini, I'd much rather be arriving in Palm Springs with my Guido Speedo packed!

There's abundacat things to know about Palms - so before you gets your Palm read, itza good idea to wash up so your paw is pawsatively squeaky clean to read the Palms.

Sneak a peak at the Palms - yep uh huh, itza fur shure, you wanna checks out the Palm fonds to be sure theyza fresh and frisky for palm reading time. 

Stepping yur paws away from the Palms for a meowment is good.  Get recharged with organicat carrots, cuz this wedgie of a vegie will give ya the energy boostaroni youza needs to keep going this week. Itza Holy Cannoli Week and abundacat festivities going on to get ready to welcome dat Bunny.

MEOWZA! There may come the time youza do not wanna be Palm reading so then itza time to move on to Easter flower power and getting to know your petals before dat Bunny arrives and eats em all.

It's meowvalous to be chilaxing and relaxing after a day of reading the Palms and nothing makes me purr more than hugging my petals in a Man Cat way.

Wishing you the mostest meowvalous week and a nonCATastrophic one too!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Doing St. Paddy's Day In The City By The Bay

Hoorayzatini! Raise the Pilsner Glass or a Purrrsner Mug of Nip Beer for celebrating the St. Paddy's Day! Me & Myself are getting all decked out in seasonal EyeRish green to match my cat eyes of course cuz I luvs deeziner stuff.

It's a sea of deeziner Green and everybody acting EyeRish here and it's fur shure, everybody izza happy to see Me & Myself.

Catzowey! She thinks using those Irish eyes are smiling will woo Me!

Who's behind those Irish-Tailyun eyes?

Even the moving and grooving company is Irish in San Franfuncisco on St. Paddy's Day!

I got exhausted meeting & greeting everybody on St. Paddy's day in San Franfuncisco so gonna go for a Park Wide Bike Ride, from park to park and find my pooch pals whooza barks in the green parks.

 But before I bikes, I gotta chow down. Hey! Where's dat Corny Beefy stuff?

It's a long way from San Franfuncisco to Tipperary but I tips my EyeTailYun fedora to all my Irish pals all over the Planet!  And as the Irish saying goes...  

There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.
 

Have a nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW,

Guido the Italian Kitty