Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck I'm Star Struck

How many times in your 9 lives do you gets to be in the same room as MOE of the famoso Three Stooges? Heeza cwacking Me & Myself uppa so much I'ma laffing and going nyuck nyuck nyuckzalini!

And da next day Me & Myself have the pleasure of sitting atop a WORLD SERIES Ring cuz I'ma meeting and greeting my pal JT Snow whooza was with my favorito San Franfuncisco GIANTS. The bling on his ring izza meowvalous and pssst... itza the real deal like GIGANTICAT ring cuz I weighs 17 pounds!

Catzowey! I'ma inspectacatting dat Game Show dude Chuck Woolery's man tan!  Well someone has to do it.

 

Life is meowvalously purrrfecto when youza meets the real HELLO KITTY!

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Single, Double OR I'll Have A Triplet Please

Step up and order your single catpuccino and come to mingle at my EyeTailYun cafe.Youza leaves with abundacat new furiends and purrhaps has double the fun.

 Catzowey! Now I'ma having a double and it's no trouble to be looking at my twin! Pssst, I'ma honored that my furiend over in The Netherlands is an artistacat like Pawcasso was and painted Me & Myself and here's the piece du pawsistance!

WOWZA MEOWZA! EyeTailYun catpuccinos are growing from singles to triplets! My cups izza running over and out fur shure.

 Life is so so so meowvalous when I starts with a super single, goes to a twin and ends up with a triplets cup of my favorito EyeTailYun Catpuccino,  so where do I go from here? Purrhaps to relax in the restroom. I ask youza to purrponder why this Cafe has an "Express Restroom"? Life izza zippity flippity fast anyhow and I thinks we should slow down cuz weeza moves to fast, and this place should be at our own leisure, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic (and not express fast) week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Welcoming Luigi From Fiji

 When I heard Luigi was arriving I reserved him a speshule space cuz I thoughts he was flying across Oceans from Fiji , but Luigi doesn't live in Fiji.

 Catzowey! Luigi lives in "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" - and thatza way South of San Francisco and Fiji too!

 And knowing Luigi wazza arriving at my Man Cat mansion, I stocked uppa on lots of toiletries to makes him feel Tidy while heeza away from home.

My lil brofur, Grazie is on the Hospitality Inspekshun Committee to be shure everything izza purrfecto for Luigi who we thought was from Figi! Pssst, 4 cat eyes izza always better than just 2 cat eyes for inspekshuns - might find dusty bunnies leftover from Easter week.

Itza always politicatically correct to give your guests a Gift Basket loaded with something speshule !

Now you knows, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Welcome To My Catzowey World

Youza the purrrfecto CATZOWEY friend and I just luvs luvs luvs ya so so so much that I wanna say WELCOME to my WORLD, cuz without you life would not be CATZOWEY!

Now, do you thinks Me & Myself are often curious as a cat to see me on a purse and not think datza CATZOWEY?

And itza golden moment when Me & Myself izza at that start of The Golden Gate Bridge where we puts our paws on the doggone cool mark "get set, and go"! Absoluticatically itza so so so more CATZOWEY!

Youza knows I commutes on the famoso San Franfuncisco Cable Car to my job to visit the speshule needs Seniors  and I always does the ringy ding dings dat bell thingy cuz datza CATZOWEY!

My CATZOWEY World has some EyeTailYun vino glasses in it too cuz my cat eyes see without wearing da glasses!

Me & Myself really do pay attenzione to YOU and weeza always sits up to say abundacat thanks for being in my CATZOWEY World! YOU are what makes my World so CATZOWEY funtasticat!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A New Mewsical Meowster

Catzowey! Everyone should explore their inner and outter mewsical self once in a while, cuz it gives youza style and then youza smile.

Me & Myself both agree you gotta be seated propurrrly to find dat inner or outer mewsical self inside of you & yourself. Yep uh huh it's for shure.

 The mostest meowvalous mewzishuns around the World say you gotta get into  your mewsic to appreciate its every meowment cuz mewsic can be so relaxing.

I see the notes! Yep, da mewsic notes on da mewsic map go all sorts of directions and youza must concentrate to understand da mewsical notes cuz they're more confusing than a fine EyeTailYun fetuccini recipe!  It's fur shure, you gonna gets inky dinky tired from focusing so much.

And when youza inky dinky tired youza chillaxing - and purrhaps not paying attention to playing the Piano cuz you can't play da piano and study mewsic when youza in this pawzishun, cuz your feets don't reach the Piano pedals!

 Life is meowvalous being a new mewsical meowster and having a page-turner too!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty