Seeing The City Through The Eyes Of A Kitty

Catzowey! Itza ONLY in San Franfuncisco where Me & Myself has no no no idea why da Clorox folks are out on the Streets asking this, but they'za asked Me & Myself dat purrsonal question "do I poop like a Ninja?"  Holy cannoli,  I tolded them my litter box izza clean clear through (cuz I got high paid Staff for that). I never has a Ninja fight in my Man Cat deeziner litter box cuz itza peaceful place and thatza the scoop on my poop. 

While I was out and about on the Streets of San Franfuncisco, it was meowvalous to see my furiends at SEE whooza trying to get me new opticaticals cuz theyza got glasses that are hip without da rip! That means I can use my MasterCat card and have moola leftover fur my favorito giganticat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs and purrrhaps a double Catpuccino too!

I'm seeing just fine and itza divine looking at meowvalous YOU so so close.

Duzn't everyone select their wardrobe to match their own purrsonal eyes?

 Youza always asking how I keeps on my eyeliner but I cannot let dat cat out of the bag, cuz itza secret that hazza been in the family for more than 9 lives.  But itza fur shure yep uh huh, Me & Myself can tells you that weeza not pooping like a Ninja!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

San Fran Friends Bridge The Birthday Gap

Catzowey! It's so so so yummy that birthdays are made for sharing with furiends and this weekend, I shared my "Super 6th"  meowvalous birthday with The Golden Gate Bridge on her 75th birthday, cuz we're San Franfuncisco neighbors. It wazza Golden meowment fur us meeting and greeting here in the City by the Bay.

 Me & Myself wazza inspecatacatting all the angles of this birthday gal and I can report dat sheeza sturdy fur shure at 75 years yungun, and don't you be curious as a cat wondering if sheeza having a 100th - yep uh huh she will.

Everybody was out n' about barking up a storm at the Bridge's Birthday festival  to wish the birthday bridge a doggone fab 75th birthday. And people were waving to me too, saying "Happy meowvalous birthday Guido!" I just blushed alot and hoped my fur didn't frizz at the beach on my birthday weekend.

Bamzatini! Just as Me & Myself were kicking back on the Beach in front of the Golden Gate Bridge for a sunny sandy catnap with 4 paws relaxacatted in the warm sand, up up uppa in the sky was this meowsage in skywriting language. WOWza MEOWza! Now that's a stylish  birthday card that's postage free furever with no postage increases!

 Catzowey! Dats my lil brofur "Grazie" checking the Golden Gate Bridge from his inky dinky purrrspective - everybody was into or onto The Bridge this weekend cuz itza the meowvalous thing to do here in San Franfuncisco.

Didja know the Golden Gate Bridge was the looooongest Suspension Bridge on our Planet until 1964 and I wasn't born then, but yep uh huh, itza fur shure statisticatical stuff. Pssst there is no test on questions after this so relaxacat and enjoy!  And the Golden Gate Bridge is not painted gold, but itza painted International Orange and youza can make dat color too with yur meowgical crayons.

Mostest impurrtant event of this weekend is my thanking the famoso Mark Rogers of Mark Rogers Photography for putting me on the Bridge for her birthday! Heeza my speshule pawsatively purrfecto photographer who captures me in places that in all my 9 lives I never ever imagined!  Here's Me & Myself and Mark having a man cat moment - yep uh huh we guys have a golden connection fur shure.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and hoping it's a golden week for you!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On A Meowvalous Galaxy

Catzowey! Better than riding the Milky Way is being in the Galaxy's big Catmeowsphere, yep uh huh!  I'm not spaced out or having a lunar eclipse meowment.  I just really knows a great Galaxy when I sees one and it's the infamous Jackson Galaxy

  Famoso guys like us likes to meet and greet in San Franfuncisco, and Signore Galaxy had Me & Myself stars struck over his meowvalous new book CAT DADDY

Dontcha just wanna faint seeing us doing the Man Cat hugzatini thing? Undoubtedly Jackson izza purring fur shure! Me & Myself assures you dat I'ma not trying out for Jackson's TeeVee show My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet cuz I'ma angelicat fur shure, yep uh huh.

Got my meowster manners revved up cuz I wanna sees Signore Galaxy rata-tat-tat "Guido" on that giganticat arm!

May 26th I turns "Super Six" and I'ma begging fur prezzies! Fur shure, YOU can give me the mostest meowvalous prezzie and itza environmentally propurr gift cuz no gift wrapping needed. My Super Six Birthday Wishes List Is Here

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Only In San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! Me & Myself wants to meow Buon Giorno from the City by the Bay. So say hooray for meeting and greeting in a meowvalous way.

 Purrpondering what's in dat giganticat goody bag! Purrhaps it's got a little cable car trying to climb half way tooza the stars OR maybe a CalEyeFurKneeYah here I comes surprise, OR maybe even a ticket to da "24 hours to devour Seafoodz Buffay!

Seafoodz is the spice of life - like Pasghetti & Meatballs and I luvs luvs luvs the San Franfunicsco local Dungenese Crab like in da Crabbie Cioppino and on da  Crab Crostini and Crab thizza and Crab thatza. You can't ever be crabby when youza dining on  the Dungenese so be happy.

Relatively speaking, da Lobster izza relative of da crab so if youza cannot find a Dungenese crab than youza can hug a lobster and still feels full of love and contentacat.

How do youza spell "contentacat"? O-A-T-M-E-A-L  the meal I luvs when Me & Myself is not indulging in da shell filled crustaceans. Oatmeal izza comfurting but itza not made in San Francisco like my favorito "Mice A Roni the San Francisco treat" Youza gonna be humming the Mice A Roni jingle all day after you clicks on that!

Itza fur shure, youza can always leave yur heart in San Francisco - I have mine here so come on over and join me & myself!

Wishing youza the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping you sneaks in an inky dinky catnap!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Catzowey! I'm Fit To Be Tied

Can you hear Me & Myself? You got to hear I got a new speshule TIE to wear to a very speshule OKshun and I'm not doing the purrrcrastination!

My TIE and Me went to the San Franfuncisco SPCA to get honored for my 5 years, yep uh huh, 5 giganticat years on the job in Animal Assisted Therapy. Itza speshule OKshun and honor so why not dress up and wear a speshule deeziner Tie -  kinda like a  Jerry Garcia styled Tie!

 Me & Myself and our deeziner TIE got so so so ecstaticat bout this honor that we all passed out!

 But then I purrked back uppa in my Deeziner TIE from the fabucatulous pet boutique CHEENGOO, and felt meowvalously stylish - pssst ... can I tells you a secret? Ok, shhh dontcha tell anybody but I wazza the only cat in a deeziner TIE at the pawty - purrobably the only cat too!

Holy Cannoli! Time to celebrate the honors so Me & Myself took the Staff out and about in San Franfuncisco and ran into ABC's Spencer Christian - Catzowey he held me purrrfectly and fur shure, I told him I liked his deeziner TIE! 

I wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week and dontcha bother with having to wear a TIE cuz life is just Catzowey being meowvalously funtasticat and TIE free!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Can You Hair What I'm Saying?

Hair Yee! Hair Yee! In honor of The National Hairball Awareness Day (hey every day at my house is a day for dat hairball awareness!) weeza purroudly gonna cat chat about hair. Gonna turn this into Hairball Awareness Year! Pssst the infurmayshun contained here, may be not appetizing tooza some purrsons, but izza rated G for Genericatical and funtastic!

For a while Me & Myself have been feeling over furred and seeing a hairball attack on the horizon, so FURminator came to the rescue! Yep, Me & Myself have been Furminated with a 100 purrcent original FURminator. Before I could do an inky dinky catnap or order a Meowgarita Pizza for home delivery, mountains of fur were gone gone gone like da wind! I thinks I'ma looking more meowvalous now, and would ya believes 99% of my fur was donated to a Pirate.

Abundant piles and miles of fur later, Me & Myself created "Captain Jack Sparrow" out of my ol' fur dat the FURminator masheen took off of Me & Myself. Abundacat mounds of fur were gifted tooza the Captain so that's the FURiendly giftie that keeps on giving! 

Purrhaps heeza looking more like Johnny Depp but fur shure, he and Me & Myself gots the same eyebrows and mousestache and fur shure, the same fur!

So so so ecstaticat to be licking my de-fuzzed whiskers cuz I got rid of all dat ol' fur AND Captain Sparrow received it - hoorayzatini! And if you wanna see some meowvalous celebricats courtesy of FURminator's FUR Gallery event then click HERE.

Wishing you a meowvalous, fur ball free and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS:  Traditional hairball treatments (lubricants, diets, etc.) address the problem after the hair has already entered the cat’s body. A FURminator® deShedding tool PREVENTS the problem by preventing the hair from getting into the cat’s body in the first place. FURminator stresses preven- tative care and that is the true definition of good health! And CATZOWEY - FURminators are for pooches too!

Lean Into The Green On Earth Day

 Sometimes I gets choked up thinking about Mother Earth.   Weeza all celebrating her on April 22nd cuz thatza the mostest pawsative day to celebrate Earth Day which izza all about being smart with your heart, and green while trash lean.

Here izza my favorito way to recyle da paper - Me & Myself opens da giftie then we plays for days and years and we cheers Hoorayzatini in dat nice paper. That's recycling at its best - yep uh huh, itza fur shure that's recycling which makes Mother Earth purr.

 Definitely itza not true the grass is greener on the other side of dat fence! I loves my organicat grass on MY side of da fence and itza naturally furiendly and fertilized purrsonally, of course in an organicat way.

If youza feeling way too politicatically green, youza can get ahead by getting into red organicat tomatoes which are gonna rock yur paws to the next Meowlinium or knocks ya down to da linoleum.

 Me & Myself wishes youza a PAWsative and  nonCATastrophic week,  and cheers to purrtecting our Mother Earth whooza the bestest Landlord in the whole world.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty