Always And Only In San Franfuncisco!

Catzowey! I'ma tickled pink to be cat chatting bout being at the San Franfuncisco Pride Purrade on Sunday June 24 cuz Me & Myself got Purrrride galore. PAWSatively stepping out for this giganticat event izza sparkly moment!

That Spider Man greeted and meeted me and myself but our colors clashed and I thought I may crash if his wired self dropped my smitten kitten self! Psssst - dontcha wonder how he get's thru airport security in dat suit?

Snickerdy Doodlecat! I found non-organicat treats galore and did da Ummy Yummy in my Tummy routine! Tricks with Twix and snickering at the Snickers! Catozwey life is funtasticat!

Look out! Heidi from the land 'O yodels is out and about at the Purrade and sheeza happy to see me as she duz dat Pretzel & Meowster balancing act! Oh Yodel Hey Hee Ho, I sees Heidi on a TeeVee show!

Nowza MEOWza weeza  cat chatting purrfectly with seeing dat cat on the hat at the PAWS beverage booth where Me & Myself wazza volunteering and cheering the purrrrchasers to have anudder Meowgarita, a My My MaiTai or a Tommy Not In Bahama or even a Catmopolitan! Tips puhleeze cuz yep uh huh, we kitty's LUV tips!

If youza curious as a cat to wonder how many paws does it takes to operate a fun raising out of this world Beverage Booth at Pride San Fran - well here you go - abundacatically, fur shure it takes a lotsa PAWS !

Ciao & Meow from San Franfuncisco and wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Behind The Scene Of A FOGtastic Foto Shoot

Catzowey! You know, yep uh huh fur shure you do know, that I only has my EyeTailYun cat eyes for one FOGtastic photographer, My pal Signore Mark Rogers of Mark Rogers Photography.  Weeza gonna show you some fun 'behind the scenes' fotos never ever seen before by anybody on da Planet! 

Before Mark says "Ready Set Action", he gets down on da ground with his models to gets da meowster model familiar with his giganticat camera lens.

WOWza MEOWza when he says "ACTION" everybody moves and grooves and does the action like in a mewvie! Hey - this izza not blurry, it's actualicatically an action shot!

SirPrize! This fotographer is everywhere capturing da 'on bended knee' and 'aching elbow' shots.  Pssst, he's gonna need some organicat nip to ease the elbow pains!

When youza famoso fotographer you gotta be a Catortionist so the meowster model acts naturally.

 That's us guys chilaxing and cat chatting bout being behind the scene of a FOGtastic foto shoot! We're just naturally natural and gonna enjoy a double Catpuccino. Hey, purrhaps you wanna become a FOG - Friends of Guido too and get behind the scene of Catzowey fun!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Life's A Beach!

Catzowey! We each needs to go to a Beach in June and lounge on a sand dune.

When I'ma not at the giganticat sandy lakeside litter box, Me & Myself enjoys a snore on da floor of the golden CalEyeFurKneeYah poppies!

And when I wakes up, it's meowvalous to be in my PurrEyeVat man cat tree house, with a birds eye view of the mini mouses. Can youza sees me uppa there in the air? Hellooooo down there!

Climbing the EyeTailYun Purrrrgola makes me feel like Me & Myself is back in the ol' country where the "Pergola" holds those wine vines and shades my smitten kitten face from the sun sun sunny rays.

Nothing finer than my deeziner star watching telescope - hey I thinks I sees meowvalous Mars swimming up there in Space!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacatnaps and purrrhaps one at that sandy beach.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Seeing The City Through The Eyes Of A Kitty

Catzowey! Itza ONLY in San Franfuncisco where Me & Myself has no no no idea why da Clorox folks are out on the Streets asking this, but they'za asked Me & Myself dat purrsonal question "do I poop like a Ninja?"  Holy cannoli,  I tolded them my litter box izza clean clear through (cuz I got high paid Staff for that). I never has a Ninja fight in my Man Cat deeziner litter box cuz itza peaceful place and thatza the scoop on my poop. 

While I was out and about on the Streets of San Franfuncisco, it was meowvalous to see my furiends at SEE whooza trying to get me new opticaticals cuz theyza got glasses that are hip without da rip! That means I can use my MasterCat card and have moola leftover fur my favorito giganticat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs and purrrhaps a double Catpuccino too!

I'm seeing just fine and itza divine looking at meowvalous YOU so so close.

Duzn't everyone select their wardrobe to match their own purrsonal eyes?

 Youza always asking how I keeps on my eyeliner but I cannot let dat cat out of the bag, cuz itza secret that hazza been in the family for more than 9 lives.  But itza fur shure yep uh huh, Me & Myself can tells you that weeza not pooping like a Ninja!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

San Fran Friends Bridge The Birthday Gap

Catzowey! It's so so so yummy that birthdays are made for sharing with furiends and this weekend, I shared my "Super 6th"  meowvalous birthday with The Golden Gate Bridge on her 75th birthday, cuz we're San Franfuncisco neighbors. It wazza Golden meowment fur us meeting and greeting here in the City by the Bay.

 Me & Myself wazza inspecatacatting all the angles of this birthday gal and I can report dat sheeza sturdy fur shure at 75 years yungun, and don't you be curious as a cat wondering if sheeza having a 100th - yep uh huh she will.

Everybody was out n' about barking up a storm at the Bridge's Birthday festival  to wish the birthday bridge a doggone fab 75th birthday. And people were waving to me too, saying "Happy meowvalous birthday Guido!" I just blushed alot and hoped my fur didn't frizz at the beach on my birthday weekend.

Bamzatini! Just as Me & Myself were kicking back on the Beach in front of the Golden Gate Bridge for a sunny sandy catnap with 4 paws relaxacatted in the warm sand, up up uppa in the sky was this meowsage in skywriting language. WOWza MEOWza! Now that's a stylish  birthday card that's postage free furever with no postage increases!

 Catzowey! Dats my lil brofur "Grazie" checking the Golden Gate Bridge from his inky dinky purrrspective - everybody was into or onto The Bridge this weekend cuz itza the meowvalous thing to do here in San Franfuncisco.

Didja know the Golden Gate Bridge was the looooongest Suspension Bridge on our Planet until 1964 and I wasn't born then, but yep uh huh, itza fur shure statisticatical stuff. Pssst there is no test on questions after this so relaxacat and enjoy!  And the Golden Gate Bridge is not painted gold, but itza painted International Orange and youza can make dat color too with yur meowgical crayons.

Mostest impurrtant event of this weekend is my thanking the famoso Mark Rogers of Mark Rogers Photography for putting me on the Bridge for her birthday! Heeza my speshule pawsatively purrfecto photographer who captures me in places that in all my 9 lives I never ever imagined!  Here's Me & Myself and Mark having a man cat moment - yep uh huh we guys have a golden connection fur shure.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and hoping it's a golden week for you!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On A Meowvalous Galaxy

Catzowey! Better than riding the Milky Way is being in the Galaxy's big Catmeowsphere, yep uh huh!  I'm not spaced out or having a lunar eclipse meowment.  I just really knows a great Galaxy when I sees one and it's the infamous Jackson Galaxy

  Famoso guys like us likes to meet and greet in San Franfuncisco, and Signore Galaxy had Me & Myself stars struck over his meowvalous new book CAT DADDY

Dontcha just wanna faint seeing us doing the Man Cat hugzatini thing? Undoubtedly Jackson izza purring fur shure! Me & Myself assures you dat I'ma not trying out for Jackson's TeeVee show My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet cuz I'ma angelicat fur shure, yep uh huh.

Got my meowster manners revved up cuz I wanna sees Signore Galaxy rata-tat-tat "Guido" on that giganticat arm!

May 26th I turns "Super Six" and I'ma begging fur prezzies! Fur shure, YOU can give me the mostest meowvalous prezzie and itza environmentally propurr gift cuz no gift wrapping needed. My Super Six Birthday Wishes List Is Here

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Only In San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! Me & Myself wants to meow Buon Giorno from the City by the Bay. So say hooray for meeting and greeting in a meowvalous way.

 Purrpondering what's in dat giganticat goody bag! Purrhaps it's got a little cable car trying to climb half way tooza the stars OR maybe a CalEyeFurKneeYah here I comes surprise, OR maybe even a ticket to da "24 hours to devour Seafoodz Buffay!

Seafoodz is the spice of life - like Pasghetti & Meatballs and I luvs luvs luvs the San Franfunicsco local Dungenese Crab like in da Crabbie Cioppino and on da  Crab Crostini and Crab thizza and Crab thatza. You can't ever be crabby when youza dining on  the Dungenese so be happy.

Relatively speaking, da Lobster izza relative of da crab so if youza cannot find a Dungenese crab than youza can hug a lobster and still feels full of love and contentacat.

How do youza spell "contentacat"? O-A-T-M-E-A-L  the meal I luvs when Me & Myself is not indulging in da shell filled crustaceans. Oatmeal izza comfurting but itza not made in San Francisco like my favorito "Mice A Roni the San Francisco treat" Youza gonna be humming the Mice A Roni jingle all day after you clicks on that!

Itza fur shure, youza can always leave yur heart in San Francisco - I have mine here so come on over and join me & myself!

Wishing youza the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping you sneaks in an inky dinky catnap!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty