I'm Playing In The Super Duper Bowl

Catzowey!

It's that time of the year to have a 

Super Duper Bowl to play in.

 Holy Cannoli! Me & Myself can see me playing in

this Super Duper Bowl for sure.

We needs a referee to oversee this play!

 These are imposter bowls (not pasta bowls!) 

 No way are they Super Duper Bowls.

     I see the colorful referee arriving nowza.

 

 This could  be the Daddy of ALL Super Duper Bowls.

Yep uh huh, I think it could be.

Me and Myself are exhausticatted from all the

funtastic Super Duper Bowls, so I gotta chillax

in a meowvalous Miami sunny ray with my 

Guido Speedo!

 This fine feline fan is really ready so

bring on the Super Duper Bowl !

Wishing you a non-catastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

HO HO HO & SOME HA HA HA

CATZOWEY!

If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 

Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost

time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple

a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out

for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too

and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her

Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh

cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy

in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my

Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing

constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 

 Holy Cannoli!

She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous

wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?

I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 

giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!

Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Friendsgiving & Thanksgiving Are Both Meowvalous

Catzowey! Looks like I've a Pilgram kitty relative who might have been

 on dat Meowvalous Mayflower ship abundacat years ago!

 Me & Myself loves loves Pasghetti & Meatballs but birds of a feather do flock together

so I adds some feathers to make my guest of honor, Signore Turkey, feel right at home.

Waaay back when I was dat inky dinky smitten kitten, I ordered

the EyeTailYun pizza pie for Thanksgiving cuz I didn't have the 

guest of honor cuz he was flying somewhere out of town.

Holy Cannoli! After Me & Myself consumed dat giganticat Pizza Pie, I reached for my Yogi Tea. Yup downward dog with soothing organicat ginger to calm my man cat tummy 

always does the trick!

 If youza not having Signore Turkey or Pizza Pie for Friendsgiving or 

Thanksgiving ya might wanna do vegie-cataterian. I mean Go Green!

I'm curious as a cat to know why Signore Turkey is looking so pale! 

He's been outside for awhole year in the sunny rays.

Colorful Catzowey! It's the purrrfecto day to shout out I wishes you a super

Friendsgiving Day all week long cuz youza my awesome pawesome Friend.

 Hee Hee Hee! It's not an imposter - it's Me and Myself with my doggone 

good pal. Shhh don't tell anybody but I forgot to put on my Pilgrim Pants!

Happy Thanksgiving too and pssst ... almost time for me to start saying

BUON NATALE! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Count Dracucatula Has Arrived

CATZOWEY!

It's Halloween week and I wanna  tell ya

we izza all dressing up and down and all around for this

SPOOKtacular week!

 It's my lil Sis #NoGrappaNO  known as "Grappa" with bat wings!
Holy cannoli

She can fly without those wings and should be flying with the 

molto famoso High Flying Wallenda family!

 WOWza MEOWza - it's me and myself

with the lil Day of the Dead skelecat  cuz 

we gonna be celebrating it too . 

The Day of the Dead is coming up soon! Yup

Uh Huh

Last year when I visited my very special senior pals

at The ARC OF SAN FRANCISCO SENIORS DAY CARE PROGRAM, 

Me and  myself dressed up as a Hawaiian Tourist with Staff.
Yup I did but I forgot my camera around

my neck! Dangzatini! Just call me Sir Spam-A-Lotta!

CATZOWEY! My lil Sisfur Grappa is

kinda looking devilish .. but she is everyday!

PURRRHAPS I dress up this year as a Biz

PURRRRSON  getting ready for my 1st IPO - got my
Work tie on and Wall Street would love dat! 

 Always Doggone Great to have furiends in high places 

like The Pooch Pope!

  My Man Cat EyeTailYun eyes see dat 

masked man in back of me! Yup uh huh

I do! BOO!

On October 31st Me and Myself & Staff gonna be
at The ARC passing out abundacat Halloween Cards
to my very special senior pals

 Happy SPOOKTASTICAT Halloween!

Be safe, have a funtasticat time and make it

a nonCATastrophic event!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's September & A Catzowey Time To Remember

Catzowey Catzowey! I was inky dinky in September 2006.

 Then in 2008 me & my bigger self went to Hollywood 

to be on a TeeVee show called Think Like a Cat and

look at dat meowvalous host, Signore Chuck Woolery

meeting and greeting me in my private studio shower! Do
ya see me in the preview?

 Here's the stage where my Staff and other Staffs were.

OMC! Do ya  think we Meowwsters are 

gonna race dat track?

I think a Producer/Director didn't have a cat 

otherwise they'd never ever think this game up! 

Signore Chuck was ecstaticat to do Eskimo
greeting ala nose hugs -  but weeza in Hollywood
not Alaska!

Me and Myself don't get crabby often!

2011 I ends up being in the meowvalous Morris the Cat calendar!
He's a Celebricat for sure and an amazing Meowster!

Catzowey mates! I'm down under in Australia
wearing the infamous Jacaru hat and looking for
jumping (not boxing)  Kangaroos - woo hoo!

Pssst.. you know Me & Myself are EyeTailYun so
we loves the glass full and can eye ya too - woo hoo!

Life is meowvalous when Cat Daddy Jackson Galaxy holds ya
and says " Youza never ever gonna be on my show
cuz youza PURRfecto" .

THEE bestest thing in life is being at my Animal Assisted Therapy job
 with my very special senior pals - they sure make me purr.

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous month
and make it a NonCatAstrophic one.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Pawsative Feline Fashionistacat Fourth Of July 2019

Me & Myself are EyeTailYun for sure BUT it's for sure we

loves an event to celebrate anything so here I go 

cuz it's Fourth of July funtasticat time to bring out
some stripes and stars too.

Bringing out the Red Whites and Blues too

Do I looks like the Church lady? Hee hee hee

 Flag furling & unfurling is my favorito thing this week as 

it's easy peasy and no purrrrressing is needed.

 Health Note:
Gotta keep an eye or 2 on the grill and use your

flag to purrrrtect your feline self from the sun
and the tuna burgers that are flaming.

 Wowza Meowza - looks like everybody is happy

to see my feline fashionistacat self this week!

Nothing finer than being on the Animal Assisted Therapy
Job where my very special seniors make me purr so much
today and everyday.

WOWza MEOWza - this painting of me rocked my paws today
on July 3rd!
 I visited my very special 31 seniors and wore my

4th of July Fashionistacat  scarf too. Ohhhh they makes me purr!
WOWza MEOWza this man made  a painting of me - YAY
Dontcha love love love it?

Being on the Job any day is meowvalous cuz I loves being on
the job but today is purrrfecto.
 I gets hugs and my mancat purr masheen revs up on high motor level!
Lucky me

SO..

If youza in the USA like me, I wishes you the mostest

nonCATtastrophic 4th of July - be safe, hope it's full of love

and fun and sunny rays and some fabtastic foods too! 

CIAO AND MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty