Save Your Day With A Lil Bit of Love

Catzowey! Life is meowvalous when Me & Myself snuggle with our favorito Book "Love Saves The Day" authored by my meowster pal Homer's momma! Yep uh huh my cat eyes always reading and meeting and greeting cuz that's what makes life Catzowey !

 And itza fur shure that here izza Homer's Momma, the author and cat momma Gwen Cooper cuddling Me & Myself in purrrrstaticat form, and my Staff holding our pawsagraphed copies of her 2 books at the San Francisco SCPA in my City by the Bay.

When Me & Myself are chillaxing in this PAWzishun itza cuz I'ma comfy cat and sending dat lil bit of love and more love across the Planet tooza youza. Yep Uh Huh, cuz Me & Myself izza comfurtable sending out luv cuz it's fur shure that Love Saves The Day!   Hoorayzatini!

And sometimes you gotta go digging but youza finds dat Lil Bit of Love in the strangest places!

Here comes my wishes to YOU for a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Natch! It's The Wrestling Match

Come one and bring em all to the mostest meowvalous Wrestling match on da Planet. Itza so so so giganticat that my Aussie pals flew over dat Pacific Oshun to San Franfuncisco for a front row seat. Kango is wearing da right purrtective helmet too & dat little bear gots thru the airport security with his booming returnable boomerang!

 In the blonde fur pants, we has Grazie and of course youza knows I'ma wearing my EyeTailYun deeziner Tiger stripes pants. We boyz checking out the middle of the Wrestling ring to be sure itza fair, squared and even too.

Ding Ding - ROUND 1 and  Me & Myself gotta da Grazie down and sure taking him by surprise!

Ding Ding - ROUND 2 and Grazie does a flip uppa and over and izza ready to pin me & myself ... well datza what I'ma thinking.

Catzowey! Itza ROUND 3 and Grazie pinning  Me & Myself with dat double leg take-down move. I thinks he learned it on All-Star TeeVee Wabbit Wrestling! And whatza with his giganticat sized paws looking like heeza wearing boxing gloves or ready to play a tune on a giant Grand Steinway piano.

Ding Ding - ROUND 4 and itza more purrfecto moment to sirPrize my wrestling partner with a hunky Hulk Hogan "hammer power punch".

 Ding Ding! The Finale ROUND 5 and dat catzowey ref says itza tie wrestling match so weeza gonna relax and chillax this week and gets rested and rev uppa for da finale wrestling series - coming sooner than you know.

Now make it a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

What's A Better Cup Than a Cup of Catpuccino?

Catzowey! I'm reporting live, yep uh huh itza fur shure I'ma live and not using my 9 lives at The AMERICA'S CUP races in San Franfuncisco.

 Itza got meowvalous security and all the San Franfuncisco Police are ecstaticat bout my attending.

 Itza all over the news that the sails of the CATamarans getting shredded in the wind, so I tried shredding cuz then I'm up to date on the Shred-Oh-Matic logisticat stuff!

Fat Cats at The America's Cup drinking da bubbly with a view of my San Franfuncisco Kitty City skyline.

 Pssst ... itza secret of course, and youza knows I'ma EyeTailYun kitty but my heart izza here with the USA at the America's Cup. Now if I can just get my cup o' Felidae favorito food filled uppa, I'll be a happy Man Cat no matter whooza wins dat CATamaran America's Cup race! There's 2 cups in this race: My food Cup and the America's Cup!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

CATCHIT - Yep Catch It If You Can

Catzowey! Nothing finer than trying to CATCHIT and finally snagging it!

La La La Labstah - thatza EyeTailYun for Loving da Lobster and I really did reel it in and CATCHIT! No catch & release for me.

To be fit and ready to CATCHIT, Me & Myself always starts my day the GUIDO way with an Irish breakfast - not EyeTailYun pizza.

Weeza CATCHITS it - yep we gottta our USA Flag and purrroud of it cuz America just had the 4th of July, ALL week long!

WOWZA MEOWZA! Itza Me & Myself when I CATCHITS a great row of seats at a  San Franfuncisco Giants game! Take me out to dat ballgame and I will purr fur shure.

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck I'm Star Struck

How many times in your 9 lives do you gets to be in the same room as MOE of the famoso Three Stooges? Heeza cwacking Me & Myself uppa so much I'ma laffing and going nyuck nyuck nyuckzalini!

And da next day Me & Myself have the pleasure of sitting atop a WORLD SERIES Ring cuz I'ma meeting and greeting my pal JT Snow whooza was with my favorito San Franfuncisco GIANTS. The bling on his ring izza meowvalous and pssst... itza the real deal like GIGANTICAT ring cuz I weighs 17 pounds!

Catzowey! I'ma inspectacatting dat Game Show dude Chuck Woolery's man tan!  Well someone has to do it.

 

Life is meowvalously purrrfecto when youza meets the real HELLO KITTY!

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Single, Double OR I'll Have A Triplet Please

Step up and order your single catpuccino and come to mingle at my EyeTailYun cafe.Youza leaves with abundacat new furiends and purrhaps has double the fun.

 Catzowey! Now I'ma having a double and it's no trouble to be looking at my twin! Pssst, I'ma honored that my furiend over in The Netherlands is an artistacat like Pawcasso was and painted Me & Myself and here's the piece du pawsistance!

WOWZA MEOWZA! EyeTailYun catpuccinos are growing from singles to triplets! My cups izza running over and out fur shure.

 Life is so so so meowvalous when I starts with a super single, goes to a twin and ends up with a triplets cup of my favorito EyeTailYun Catpuccino,  so where do I go from here? Purrhaps to relax in the restroom. I ask youza to purrponder why this Cafe has an "Express Restroom"? Life izza zippity flippity fast anyhow and I thinks we should slow down cuz weeza moves to fast, and this place should be at our own leisure, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic (and not express fast) week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Welcoming Luigi From Fiji

 When I heard Luigi was arriving I reserved him a speshule space cuz I thoughts he was flying across Oceans from Fiji , but Luigi doesn't live in Fiji.

 Catzowey! Luigi lives in "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" - and thatza way South of San Francisco and Fiji too!

 And knowing Luigi wazza arriving at my Man Cat mansion, I stocked uppa on lots of toiletries to makes him feel Tidy while heeza away from home.

My lil brofur, Grazie is on the Hospitality Inspekshun Committee to be shure everything izza purrfecto for Luigi who we thought was from Figi! Pssst, 4 cat eyes izza always better than just 2 cat eyes for inspekshuns - might find dusty bunnies leftover from Easter week.

Itza always politicatically correct to give your guests a Gift Basket loaded with something speshule !

Now you knows, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty